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catschainsequel t1_jae09c2 wrote
Reply to VW wouldn’t help locate car with abducted child because GPS subscription expired by DontDoDrugs316
Louis will prob have something to say about this in a video.
Meztere t1_jae06ra wrote
There are dozens of pieces of media about why this is a terrible idea.
DO NOT. CREATE. THE TORMENT NEXUS.
passinghere t1_jadzv60 wrote
Reply to comment by Kind_Bullfrog_4073 in What time is it on moon? Europe pushing for lunar time zone by kangarooturd
Probably one for each country / company that sets up / owns / controls that area to keep it in sync with home base
JimC29 t1_jadzkqi wrote
Reply to Chicago man arrested twice in one day for breaking into cars — while on electronic monitoring for breaking into cars by Pathetian
I'm alright with no bail for non violent offenders. How much money you have shouldn't determine if you sit in jail or get out. But if you get arrested again or miss a court date it should be no bail stay in jail until trial.
Kind_Bullfrog_4073 t1_jadz6iz wrote
Moon's probably big enough to have multiple time zones
Rotsei t1_jadysh2 wrote
Reply to Dutch cop monitoring “spy balloon” realizes it’s bird poo on his windshield by betraying_chino
Soooo... a UFO from Uranus?
No_Sense_6171 t1_jady7lb wrote
Reply to Ohio train derailment: Buttigieg pens sharply worded letter to Norfolk Southern Railway by Logan_Mac
Good to see that he got on top of the situation so quickly.
Good, um, 'work', Pete.
open_door_policy t1_jady3zw wrote
Reply to comment by LongBongJohnSilver in Chicago man arrested twice in one day for breaking into cars — while on electronic monitoring for breaking into cars by Pathetian
If all you have is a hammer slimjim, the whole world parking lot looks like a nail piggy bank.
ADDeviant-again t1_jadxtkd wrote
Reply to Chicago man arrested twice in one day for breaking into cars — while on electronic monitoring for breaking into cars by Pathetian
Sounds more like a compulsion than just bad decision-making at this point.
Kind_Bullfrog_4073 t1_jadx4hj wrote
Reply to comment by ShebaWasTalking in People who think they're attractive are less likely to wear masks, a study shows by koavf
a small minority still do where they arent mandated, but far less than pre-vaccine
fucktrutin t1_jadwr6e wrote
It's NOW, just like it is everywhere.
Kind_Bullfrog_4073 t1_jadwql9 wrote
Reply to Chicago man arrested twice in one day for breaking into cars — while on electronic monitoring for breaking into cars by Pathetian
Makes sense. He doesnt look like a bike rider
putalotoftussinonit t1_jadwkpp wrote
Reply to comment by Rosebunse in VW wouldn’t help locate car with abducted child because GPS subscription expired by DontDoDrugs316
Verizon and California wildfires is a good read if you need to get more pissed off today.
LazyMayz t1_jadw6yp wrote
Reply to Dutch cop monitoring “spy balloon” realizes it’s bird poo on his windshield by betraying_chino
I don't know how they can be so confident, if they didn't even try to shoot it with a missile yet
Amazingawesomator t1_jadw6i4 wrote
Reply to comment by Orangecheetomanbad in What time is it on moon? Europe pushing for lunar time zone by kangarooturd
Gotta make sure the moon farmers are happy.
blahbleh112233 t1_jadw1rv wrote
Reply to comment by AndyB1976 in Bailiffs Are Dressing Up Like Police Officers to Scare Tenants Out of Their Homes by Mighty_L_LORT
You can get away with looking extremely close to a cop and driving essentially a cop car depending on the law. Look up Jeremy Dewitte. He's never been convicted of impersonation because of the laws and even got a cop fired over the accusation.
Odedoralive t1_jadv7pp wrote
And they will have arms and legs and terrible politics and become exclusionary to certain other biocomputers who display different characteristics, even only visually, and they will create systems of hierarchy, and create a biocomputer economy that takes advantage of said hierarchy to empower the powerful and suppress weaker biocomputers, and...
spiderplex t1_jadum41 wrote
Reply to Chicago man arrested twice in one day for breaking into cars — while on electronic monitoring for breaking into cars by Pathetian
"He's such a nice boy" - his mommy
EattheRich83 t1_jadum2e wrote
Reply to Ohio train derailment: Buttigieg pens sharply worded letter to Norfolk Southern Railway by Logan_Mac
That will go nicely with the group photo they took from 3 months ago...
goddesstrotter t1_jadujt9 wrote
Reply to Chicago man arrested twice in one day for breaking into cars — while on electronic monitoring for breaking into cars by Pathetian
He has the biggest chin to head ratio I’ve ever seen.
r33k3r t1_jadudem wrote
Reply to comment by menlindorn in VW wouldn’t help locate car with abducted child because GPS subscription expired by DontDoDrugs316
VW probably should've been off the list even before this.
Edit: can't type
LongBongJohnSilver t1_jadud08 wrote
Reply to Chicago man arrested twice in one day for breaking into cars — while on electronic monitoring for breaking into cars by Pathetian
If you love what you do you'll never work a day in your life.
plumquat t1_jaduca3 wrote
Reply to comment by Steven-Maturin in Woman allegedly cut off man’s penis after he threatened to leak sex tapes by Crazy-News59
Rapists should die. They're looking for ways that sexual predators could be allowed in society. But theyre really your fault. They're a fringe of your group identity. Idk man maybe stop being so fucking gross.
steelkamote t1_jadttet wrote
Then you see the label "Made in Florida"
[deleted] t1_jae1f3o wrote
Reply to Chicago man arrested twice in one day for breaking into cars — while on electronic monitoring for breaking into cars by Pathetian
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