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SilasX t1_jadt21i wrote
Reply to comment by Jakewb in Bailiffs Are Dressing Up Like Police Officers to Scare Tenants Out of Their Homes by Mighty_L_LORT
>Wiktionary probably isn’t the most useful source of information here.
Okay but neither was the original parent.
From their link:
>Bailiffs are allowed to force their way into your home to collect unpaid criminal fines, Income Tax or Stamp Duty, but only as a last resort.
> If you do not let a bailiff in or agree to pay them:
> - they could take things from outside your home, for example your car > - you could end up owing even more money
That sounds like law enforcement powers.
It sounds like the difference is:
> If they are presenting themselves as police officers then it is very much to their advantage to do so, as people are much more likely to let them into their home, and generally to do what they’re told.
Which would have been nice to be told in the original comment so I couldn't figure out what subtlety distinguishes bailiffs from police officers.
Jakewb t1_jadsa7j wrote
Reply to comment by SilasX in Bailiffs Are Dressing Up Like Police Officers to Scare Tenants Out of Their Homes by Mighty_L_LORT
Wiktionary probably isn’t the most useful source of information here.
Bailiffs in the UK do not have ‘law enforcement’ powers in any meaningful sense. Specifically, they do not have powers of arrest and their powers to enter homes are very, very constrained. Except in very limited circumstances, and as a last resort, they cannot use force to enter your home and you don’t have to let them in.
If they are presenting themselves as police officers then it is very much to their advantage to do so, as people are much more likely to let them into their home, and generally to do what they’re told.
Constant_Tale_4514 t1_jads12v wrote
Coming soon, sweatshops where people are hooked up to computers to mine bitcoin.
hotfezz81 t1_jadrv5u wrote
Reply to Woman accused of running over her partner with a car because he ate one of her chips by Spratty75849
I don't condone it, but I get it.
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Own-Willingness-3935 t1_jadrbnf wrote
Reply to Dutch cop monitoring “spy balloon” realizes it’s bird poo on his windshield by betraying_chino
Don Lemon was monitoring Jussie Smolletts attackers but also realized that it was just bird poo on his windshield.
Orangecheetomanbad t1_jadqyvb wrote
They'll probably have daylight fucking savings time too.
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Newt_Troll t1_jadqni9 wrote
Reply to comment by BonerStorm69 in ‘Biocomputers’ powered by human brain cells could be on horizon by kangarooturd
Allow me...
"Thanks Jim, now for the news...
Yesterday we seen every single person's face on the internet replaced with Pepe the Frog with the caption Stirring is for Chads, and apparently it has something to do with corned beef being approved? We'll report back when we know more."
SelectiveSanity t1_jadqdma wrote
Reply to comment by Mk1fish in What time is it on moon? Europe pushing for lunar time zone by kangarooturd
ChuckFeathers t1_jadq9ab wrote
Narcissists do be like that
SilasX t1_jadplzi wrote
Reply to comment by ConstantReader76 in Bailiffs Are Dressing Up Like Police Officers to Scare Tenants Out of Their Homes by Mighty_L_LORT
Okay, sorry, I'm still lost here (USA), even after reading those links and the articles. From wiktionary, the UK meanings of bailiffs still show that they have law enforcement powers.
I don't understand what would make them more scary if perceived as "police officers" and what rights they could falsely dupe someone into believing, as police officers, that they would not be able to if correctly perceived as bailiffs.
Can you explain that part?
Edit: Like, from me, this reads as, "Drug Enforcement Agency agents impersonating FBI agents to confiscate drugs." Like, what? The agents have the same powers, and they'd be able to seize drugs as DEA already.
toejamandtoast t1_jadpjph wrote
Reply to comment by Nivosus in Woman allegedly cut off man’s penis after he threatened to leak sex tapes by Crazy-News59
Yep, I honestly don’t see the problem here, and I’m a guy.
Mk1fish t1_jadp6n9 wrote
I always questioned why nobody changed the time and date system along with the metric system.
BonerStorm69 t1_jadp5ra wrote
Neat, horrors beyond my comprehension.
printers_rock t1_jadp3u8 wrote
Reply to VW wouldn’t help locate car with abducted child because GPS subscription expired by DontDoDrugs316
"Wouldn't" is a word that does not belong in that headline
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Reply to comment by RockyMountainHigh- in Bailiffs Are Dressing Up Like Police Officers to Scare Tenants Out of Their Homes by Mighty_L_LORT
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WVildandWVonderful t1_jadoh9w wrote
Stardate!
jazzjackribbit t1_jadnvmv wrote
Reply to Dutch cop monitoring “spy balloon” realizes it’s bird poo on his windshield by betraying_chino
He'll never hear the end of it.
[deleted] t1_jadnc2y wrote
Reply to comment by Sadutote in VW wouldn’t help locate car with abducted child because GPS subscription expired by DontDoDrugs316
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SelectiveSanity t1_jadllcy wrote
Reply to comment by Ahab_Ali in Dutch cop monitoring “spy balloon” realizes it’s bird poo on his windshield by betraying_chino
And clowns are goddamn terrifying enough without them.
warlocc_ t1_jadlj76 wrote
Reply to Pueblo deputy awarded Purple Heart for injuries suffered during shooting of Richard Ward by Drablit
Holy shit.
Cop gets a medal for murdering someone that was afraid of police murdering him. Irony isn't even remotely a strong enough word.
ash_274 t1_jadjy9w wrote
Reply to comment by InternetPeon in Dutch cop monitoring “spy balloon” realizes it’s bird poo on his windshield by betraying_chino
The HMAS Sydney tried to shoot down a Japanese bomber for a bit before they realized it was the planet Venus
Lex8P t1_jadt4nb wrote
Reply to ‘Biocomputers’ powered by human brain cells could be on horizon by kangarooturd
... so I foresee people grown in farms and plugged in. Kinda reminds me of something.