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maracajaazul t1_jadj6ky wrote
Reply to comment by Kingbuji in Americans are ready to test embryos for future college chances, survey shows by sunset_canopy
Damn Im glad things are not like that over here. In order to enroll into a college over here you must do an exam. What you did extracurricular and your gpa did not matter at all as long as you got the sufficient score. It was very convenient for me as I got a relatively good grade for the long term effort(little) that I did.
smallcoyfish t1_jadia8e wrote
Reply to comment by TheDrunkenMoose in Woman allegedly cut off man’s penis after he threatened to leak sex tapes by Crazy-News59
After all, who hasn't threatened to blackmail someone and coerce them into sex after experiencing a little frustration?
QuestionableAI t1_jadi97f wrote
Reply to comment by bajo2292 in Future Fords Could Repossess Themselves and Drive Away if You Miss Payments by bajo2292
No worries. And thank you for your response. Very kind.
Jim3001 t1_jadi8y2 wrote
Reply to comment by HarryHacker42 in Woman allegedly cut off man’s penis after he threatened to leak sex tapes by Crazy-News59
Once, there was this guy whoooo, made his wife so mad one night that she cut off his wiener and wheeen, he finally caaammmme to, he. Found. Little Mr. Happy was missing. He couldn't quite explain it. It had always just beeeeeeennnnnn there. Hmm hmmm hmm hmmm, hmm hmmm hmm hmmm.
Ahab_Ali t1_jadgke0 wrote
Reply to comment by Antiquemooses in Dutch cop monitoring “spy balloon” realizes it’s bird poo on his windshield by betraying_chino
They associate them with clowns.
The_White_Light t1_jadggn6 wrote
Reply to comment by InternetPeon in Dutch cop monitoring “spy balloon” realizes it’s bird poo on his windshield by betraying_chino
I've seen a number of clips of "UFOs" that were actually just water spots on a window that was out of focus.
SilasX t1_jaddyi2 wrote
Reply to comment by eagle4123 in Naked girl enters wrong hotel room, League of Legends gamer continues playing by calbert1735
That's much less oniony.
AlvinAssassin17 t1_jaddqbo wrote
Reply to comment by Omnizoom in Woman allegedly cut off man’s penis after he threatened to leak sex tapes by Crazy-News59
Ugh. I was saying if you blackmail someone and they have sex with you through coercion that’s rape. What he did was attempted rape. Sorry I didn’t clarify.
Omnizoom t1_jaddkbk wrote
Reply to comment by AlvinAssassin17 in Woman allegedly cut off man’s penis after he threatened to leak sex tapes by Crazy-News59
Not by the definition which requires intercourse
It’s not like he was standing over her with his pants down and she cut it off , he threatened her she stood her ground he backed off , she grabbed a weapon and followed him to the shower and attacked him
Dudes an ass but she also had the opportunity to just leave and chose to mutilate him , if it was a man mutilating a woman would you be so kind to them ?
InternetPeon t1_jadd9is wrote
Reply to Dutch cop monitoring “spy balloon” realizes it’s bird poo on his windshield by betraying_chino
I wonder how many UFO sightings are just bird poop on the windshield of your car or aircraft?
Antiquemooses t1_jadd4m5 wrote
Reply to Dutch cop monitoring “spy balloon” realizes it’s bird poo on his windshield by betraying_chino
I had no idea white people were so afraid of balloons
AlvinAssassin17 t1_jadcmwt wrote
Reply to comment by Omnizoom in Woman allegedly cut off man’s penis after he threatened to leak sex tapes by Crazy-News59
Uh if you blackmail someone to have sex with you that’s rape.
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Reply to comment by Inner-Figure5047 in Woman allegedly cut off man’s penis after he threatened to leak sex tapes by Crazy-News59
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Sputtrosa t1_jadc78w wrote
Reply to comment by assjackal in VW wouldn’t help locate car with abducted child because GPS subscription expired by DontDoDrugs316
You don't pay for the gps subscription. You pay for the car to transmit the gps data, since that takes data traffic and isn't free. Using a gps service, however, is free.
JewsEatFruit t1_jadb17u wrote
Reply to comment by Right-Fisherman-1234 in New study claims soft drink makes men’s private parts BIGGER by xalxary2
The fact that it fucks with hormones?
Distant-moose t1_jadadia wrote
Reply to comment by SAT0SHl in People who think they're attractive are less likely to wear masks, a study shows by koavf
I'M GONNA LIVE FOREVER! MUA HA HA HA!!!
PsychologicalSpace50 t1_jad8x47 wrote
Reply to Woman accused of running over her partner with a car because he ate one of her chips by Spratty75849
To be fair what kind of chips were they?
Jarjarthejedi t1_jad8v26 wrote
Reply to comment by Sadutote in VW wouldn’t help locate car with abducted child because GPS subscription expired by DontDoDrugs316
Most likely there was a specific procedure, but the tech was never trained on it or the police didn't follow it, so they had to default to the standard one for a regular customer. Lots of call center techs literally don't have a choice in how to do their job, they have to follow the system because they cannot access information until they do.
Inner-Figure5047 t1_jad8hll wrote
Reply to comment by PlauntieM in Woman allegedly cut off man’s penis after he threatened to leak sex tapes by Crazy-News59
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PlauntieM t1_jad772k wrote
Reply to comment by Omnizoom in Woman allegedly cut off man’s penis after he threatened to leak sex tapes by Crazy-News59
Coercing someone into sex is rape regardless of how physically "harmless" the coercion is.
Rape is usually comitted by someone the victim knows and trusted who uses their power over and/or intimate access to the victim. Like this guy did by using the intimate video he had of her to threaten her. Not all rape is done in some dangerous back alley by goons, most rape isn't. Being physically overpowered or violently attacked isn't a requirement for something to be considered "rape".
In this situation he was trying to coerce her into having sex after she already said no (i.e. he didn't accept her "no" and is threatening her into giving into him raping her) by threatening her privacy and reputation, not with physical violence. This is absolutely still rape since she already said no and he's threatening her.
Rape doesn't have to be a physically violent attack to be considered "rape", many victims freeze or fawn or comply and "let it happen" to protect themselves from seemingly worse harm. Not physically fighting back is still not consent.
mwalimu59 t1_jad7386 wrote
This story brought to mind an instance where former Illinois governor Rod Blagojevich was touring a work site where all personnel were required to wear hard hats for safety reasons. Blago refused to wear one because it might mess up his perfect hair.
TheWeirdByproduct t1_jad6ukz wrote
Reply to comment by Omnizoom in Woman allegedly cut off man’s penis after he threatened to leak sex tapes by Crazy-News59
Yes, powerful misandrist vibes around. You can see it when they joke about prison rape but only about men, when they argue whether mutilation or other violent retribution was deserved/understandable but only for men, and pretty much whenever violence and punishment are brought up.
For some reason, men seem to be considered more inherently guilty and deserving of punishment, even when their guilt is the same; an obnoxious loon on the metro deserves to be punched, but only when they're a man.
It's a sexist double standard as it makes it easy to imagine a situation where a man deserves to be punished with violence, but hard to imagine a situation where a woman does.
MOS95B t1_jad64cq wrote
Reply to comment by Chaotic_Good-VVitch in Canada bans TikTok on government devices by agonhaziri
Pretty much what I meant, but you said it better
Tik Tok is more like a game version of social media. Or the AFV version, if you will. Not much of a "professional" purpose
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Reply to Dutch cop monitoring “spy balloon” realizes it’s bird poo on his windshield by betraying_chino
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