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batsprinkles t1_jad57rf wrote
Reply to comment by rodolphoteardrop in Woman allegedly cut off man’s penis after he threatened to leak sex tapes by Crazy-News59
Sketchy af. I can't even get to the article, it just automatically opens up one of my online shopping apps
bookcreative t1_jad4ixw wrote
Reply to comment by rodolphoteardrop in Woman allegedly cut off man’s penis after he threatened to leak sex tapes by Crazy-News59
Yep, same here…it’s a scam site!
MOS95B t1_jad4hgy wrote
Reply to Canada bans TikTok on government devices by agonhaziri
Doesn't this fall into "Well, no shit!" territory?
Why would any government agency allow this sort of app on a government owned phone? Twitter I can pretty much see. Facebook, maybe, depending on your job. But Tik Tok? I see very little official use for tik tok in a government position, regardless of any alleged security risks.
xjckxrndmxmnkxjstrx t1_jad4222 wrote
Reply to comment by Cumupin420 in VW wouldn’t help locate car with abducted child because GPS subscription expired by DontDoDrugs316
"I wIlL sUe YoU iF yOu DoN't PrOvIdE tHe SeRvIcE i ReFuSe To PaY for"
[deleted] t1_jad3ggl wrote
Reply to comment by shackleton01 in Ohio train derailment: Buttigieg pens sharply worded letter to Norfolk Southern Railway by Logan_Mac
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Rolloftape23456 t1_jad35hi wrote
Reply to Canada bans TikTok on government devices by agonhaziri
I mean whose downloading entertainment onto government devices? You shouldn’t have to tell them not to download angry birds either
nick_shannon t1_jad2yxj wrote
Reply to comment by Just_wanna_talk in VW wouldn’t help locate car with abducted child because GPS subscription expired by DontDoDrugs316
This is how it works in my industry, if my manufacturer fails to deliver a product on time as far as my client is concerned thats my failure to complete the project, my suppliers are my problem.
FTR_1077 t1_jad2vqp wrote
Reply to comment by AndyB1976 in Bailiffs Are Dressing Up Like Police Officers to Scare Tenants Out of Their Homes by Mighty_L_LORT
>hooking their thumbs into their vest straps like they were waiting to be aggressively confronted.
I know it looks like that, but is actually done out of comfort. I use vests and do that all the time, it's a way to rest your arms.
Still, dressing like going to a war zone in suburbia is the most ridiculous shit people do..
Omnizoom t1_jad1ggy wrote
Reply to comment by NineSwords in Woman allegedly cut off man’s penis after he threatened to leak sex tapes by Crazy-News59
Ya cutting off breasts doesn’t exactly equate to the same , you would have to surgical remove the entire front portion of the vagina if you want it to equate
Cindexxx t1_jad1c39 wrote
Reply to comment by jlcatch22 in Majority of drivers say aggressive cyclists threaten their safety – poll by Hall_C137
The side of the road is unsafe. Bikes should be following traffic laws, can't do that from the side of the road.
If there's a shoulder not covered in parked cars, of course they should be there. Safer for everyone. But in my small town most roads don't have a spot to ride, and riding on the sidewalks is illegal. So you go with traffic.
Now if you're lazing along at 6mph you're just impeding traffic, if you're that slow you should be walking. That's basically on purpose and I won't be defending that.
NineSwords t1_jad0kfg wrote
Reply to comment by Omnizoom in Woman allegedly cut off man’s penis after he threatened to leak sex tapes by Crazy-News59
Clip her clit. Snip a nip. As long as it rhymes it's all good.
Omnizoom t1_jad0a4e wrote
Reply to comment by NineSwords in Woman allegedly cut off man’s penis after he threatened to leak sex tapes by Crazy-News59
How do you cut off a woman’s penis when they are the perpetrator?
nowhereman1223 t1_jad00nr wrote
Reply to comment by Bubbagumpredditor in Future Fords Could Repossess Themselves and Drive Away if You Miss Payments by bajo2292
Honestly that makes perfect sense.
Instead of turning off the service (back when the only way to do that was to physically disconnect at the pole) flip them to something they don't want.
Although there are a few people out there that might like it. lol.
Omnizoom t1_jaczxh4 wrote
Reply to comment by TheWeirdByproduct in Woman allegedly cut off man’s penis after he threatened to leak sex tapes by Crazy-News59
Ya but that’s mutilating a woman , this is mutilating a man , people will literally not view that as “even”
HarryHacker42 t1_jaczvp6 wrote
Reply to comment by burningriverallstar in Woman allegedly cut off man’s penis after he threatened to leak sex tapes by Crazy-News59
It does prevent future "Fuck around and find outs".
HarryHacker42 t1_jaczsoo wrote
We call that "Bobbiting".
Omnizoom t1_jaczs43 wrote
Reply to comment by AtLeastThisIsntImgur in Woman allegedly cut off man’s penis after he threatened to leak sex tapes by Crazy-News59
Tried to blackmail her not rape her , you can’t call everything rape , dudes still a complete dick , well an incomplete dick now
A2now t1_jacysq9 wrote
Reply to comment by Quinedd in Ohio train derailment: Buttigieg pens sharply worded letter to Norfolk Southern Railway by Logan_Mac
Can’t find that quote ?
bajo2292 OP t1_jacyl6h wrote
Reply to comment by QuestionableAI in Future Fords Could Repossess Themselves and Drive Away if You Miss Payments by bajo2292
I am sorry, didn’t come across this post, we are subbed to different subreddits probably, go ahead and flag it if you want
Bubbagumpredditor t1_jacyl0e wrote
Reply to comment by Mrs_Magooo in Future Fords Could Repossess Themselves and Drive Away if You Miss Payments by bajo2292
So if someone's trying to stalk their ex girlfriend all they have to do is call up and say I'm a cop and it's an emergency, I need their location?
Quitari t1_jacyfss wrote
Reply to Ohio train derailment: Buttigieg pens sharply worded letter to Norfolk Southern Railway by Logan_Mac
Buttplug should resign. He is useless.
Bubbagumpredditor t1_jacya3i wrote
Reply to comment by nowhereman1223 in Future Fords Could Repossess Themselves and Drive Away if You Miss Payments by bajo2292
There was that cable company awhile back that instead of cutting service switched all channels to CSPAN for unpaid bills and it worked better for them
Quinedd t1_jacy3sh wrote
Reply to Ohio train derailment: Buttigieg pens sharply worded letter to Norfolk Southern Railway by Logan_Mac
Too bad Mayor Pete said last week that this wasn't a big deal and that crashes happen all the time.
QuestionableAI t1_jacxxjh wrote
This has been posted everywhere for the last 3 days... could we just not anymore?
Chaotic_Good-VVitch t1_jad5p9s wrote
Reply to comment by MOS95B in Canada bans TikTok on government devices by agonhaziri
If I may add on, Twitter and Facebook would make sense if you're running an official public account for yourself or someone else.