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Wifdat t1_jacq0mg wrote
Now he needs real sex tape
Mrs_Magooo t1_jacpv1q wrote
This shit is getting out of control and is only going to get worse. I just read another article on Reddit about a car manufacturer exploiting their subscription services policies at the expense of all human decency.
>Volkswagen refused to cooperate with law enforcement in a case of child abduction last week because the vehicle at the center of the crime had an expired GPS subscription.
>The company demanded officers pay $150 to renew the service before assisting police
Nervous-Dark-4559 t1_jacpbn7 wrote
Reply to comment by ArenjiTheLootGod in Naked girl enters wrong hotel room, League of Legends gamer continues playing by calbert1735
It's already common
Why you think so many people get laid off?
Look up about companies who laid off staff and have the ai write the article instead
It's so wonderful for them because if someone goes wrong, they just blame the ai
bajo2292 OP t1_jacp17e wrote
Reply to comment by Werd616 in Future Fords Could Repossess Themselves and Drive Away if You Miss Payments by bajo2292
Car industry and car lobby is very well connected with the ruling class in America, Ford is like a poster child for 70's car boom and this may very well be a way to test the waters and in a distant future, you would consider this a norm.
We soon will be pushed to pay for "luxury services" in our cars on a subscription model, you wanna heated seats ? 5,99$/mo . You want to have access to heat your car before you go to work on a freezing morning? 12,99$/mo.
Kind_Bullfrog_4073 t1_jaco8fs wrote
Reply to Ohio train derailment: Buttigieg pens sharply worded letter to Norfolk Southern Railway by Logan_Mac
Are we sure ChatGPT didnt write it?
CreedThoughts--Gov t1_jacnr1i wrote
Reply to comment by person749 in Bailiffs Are Dressing Up Like Police Officers to Scare Tenants Out of Their Homes by Mighty_L_LORT
You assume there are no cases of tenats being harassed when they do pay their rent? Sure.
AtLeastThisIsntImgur t1_jacnjyk wrote
Reply to comment by AbstractButtonGroup in Woman allegedly cut off man’s penis after he threatened to leak sex tapes by Crazy-News59
He tried to rape her and she cut his dick off.
theRose90 t1_jacndu3 wrote
Deserved.
bajo2292 OP t1_jacnbof wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Future Fords Could Repossess Themselves and Drive Away if You Miss Payments by bajo2292
and you'll get invoice for services provided, with your assets repossessed in the process, all the rulings and processes in the court of law provided by your friendly neighbourhood omniAI™. Brave new world.
nowhereman1223 t1_jacn89c wrote
I find it interesting that they would first make it unpleasant to drive.
Cut cruise control, gps, infotainment. Then cut AC, etc. Then play a constant noise. Then lock you out and move to a spot easiest for a tow truck to take it.
OldRepNewAccount t1_jacn226 wrote
Reply to comment by I_can-t_even in Woman allegedly cut off man’s penis after he threatened to leak sex tapes by Crazy-News59
I agree. Its not a very bright idea to record your sex tapes if you are sure the world will crumble upon you if they got leaked. (Again here im assuming she consented to being recorded, but it may have been a hidden camera with malicious intents). But people certainly do unimaginable things in rage and frustration. There's a netflix series about a woman who cut her boyfriend's penis in Virginia and threw it in woods while leaving him bleeding. It was a famous courst case in US
anengineerandacat t1_jacn191 wrote
Reply to comment by NineSwords in Woman allegedly cut off man’s penis after he threatened to leak sex tapes by Crazy-News59
Retaliation would likely go way up, and I suspect this woman won't be unharmed for too long post his recovery.
This is one of those situations where you have severely harmed someone's QoL and I feel to the point where the consequences of retaliation are lower than the drive to perform it.
Can't say her action wasn't warranted but... on both sides actions have consequences and the likelihood he won't retaliate is low (especially if he can easily reach her).
Werd616 t1_jacn0ij wrote
Why would you even buy one, knowing the bank or the dealership has that option? Bad financial conditions can happen to any of us.
SoulsTransition t1_jacmwss wrote
Reply to Ohio train derailment: Buttigieg pens sharply worded letter to Norfolk Southern Railway by Logan_Mac
Ah yes, the thing corporate entities fear above all else: the sharply worded letter. How will they ever bear the shame? /s
[deleted] t1_jacmvar wrote
Reply to comment by Sadutote in VW wouldn’t help locate car with abducted child because GPS subscription expired by DontDoDrugs316
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DetritusK t1_jacms1g wrote
Reply to comment by AndyB1976 in Bailiffs Are Dressing Up Like Police Officers to Scare Tenants Out of Their Homes by Mighty_L_LORT
Build dirt up around the base. Magically in compliance now!
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MOS95B t1_jacmb4d wrote
Reply to VW wouldn’t help locate car with abducted child because GPS subscription expired by DontDoDrugs316
The number of people who didn't actually read the article and immediately fell for the click baity title is, sadly, not surprising...
>"Volkswagen has a procedure in place with a third-party provider for Car-Net Support Services involving emergency requests from law enforcement. They have executed this process successfully in previous incidents. Unfortunately, in this instance, there was a serious breach of the process. We are addressing the situation with the parties involved," the company said in a statement provided to Ars and other media outlets.
assjackal t1_jaclib1 wrote
Reply to comment by restore_democracy in VW wouldn’t help locate car with abducted child because GPS subscription expired by DontDoDrugs316
Or, bear with me now, corporate entities shouldn't fuck people over for petty reasons when they have the ability to save an abducted child.
I_can-t_even t1_jaclh0c wrote
Reply to comment by OldRepNewAccount in Woman allegedly cut off man’s penis after he threatened to leak sex tapes by Crazy-News59
Ok, so she decided to cut the man's penis off and now she'll most likely have to serve prison time over it which her family, friends and coworkers will all know too and they'll also know that there was a sex tape of her. Doesn't seem like a great solution to her problem to me
Rolloftape23456 t1_jaclcuv wrote
If they use a bike on the road they should have a license they seem to never have any idea wtf they are doing
BlissfulAurora t1_jacktty wrote
Reply to comment by TheDrunkenMoose in Woman allegedly cut off man’s penis after he threatened to leak sex tapes by Crazy-News59
He threatened to leak it over her not having sex with him. He threatened her for saying no lol he’s an awful guy. Punishment is still extreme, but it’s hard to have sympathy for who coerces someone else into fucking
BlissfulAurora t1_jackhxf wrote
Reply to comment by AbstractButtonGroup in Woman allegedly cut off man’s penis after he threatened to leak sex tapes by Crazy-News59
I mean, he tried black mailing her into having sex because she said no. Dude isn’t a saint and I doubt it’s the first time it’s happened
Realistically I don’t even know if she’ll get charged
hwandangogi t1_jacq1mx wrote
Reply to Future Fords Could Repossess Themselves and Drive Away if You Miss Payments by bajo2292
Country songs in the future will write themselves