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SuteSnute t1_jacjuqi wrote
Reply to comment by person749 in Bailiffs Are Dressing Up Like Police Officers to Scare Tenants Out of Their Homes by Mighty_L_LORT
Lick those boots. Maybe your landlord will see this post and give you a good scritch behind the ears for being such a good boy.
wittiestphrase t1_jacjuor wrote
Reply to Woman accused of running over her partner with a car because he ate one of her chips by Spratty75849
She said she had no intention of trying to harm him. Meanwhile here’s how hard she smashed the front of that car:
ShebaWasTalking t1_jacje5t wrote
Reply to comment by scsticks in People who think they're attractive are less likely to wear masks, a study shows by koavf
Do you consider yourself attractive?
The issue is, most people don't wear or care for them correctly.
- They'll wear the same disposable mask for months
- Fail to wash a reusable mask
- Touch the exterior of their mask frequently only to then touch their face or eat (essentially eliminating the purpose)
Honestly, just washing hands works wonders. I don't think I've seen more than 2 people wearing masks in the last year outside of the hospital 🤔
GenXUser t1_jacjcuy wrote
Reply to comment by ShebaWasTalking in People who think they're attractive are less likely to wear masks, a study shows by koavf
Unattractive people do according to this study.
likeasirjohn t1_jacj6zq wrote
Reply to comment by scsticks in People who think they're attractive are less likely to wear masks, a study shows by koavf
They are awesome in general. Good for public health. Good for allergies. Like sunglasses they create a layer. Haterblockers. I wear a mask and have a bandana/scarf usually too. Masks are great.
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Shlitmy9thaccount t1_jacixdc wrote
Haven’t seen anyone wear a mask in a long while
restore_democracy t1_jaciddb wrote
Reply to comment by assjackal in VW wouldn’t help locate car with abducted child because GPS subscription expired by DontDoDrugs316
Guess they should have used their phone.
scsticks t1_jacibjg wrote
Reply to comment by ShebaWasTalking in People who think they're attractive are less likely to wear masks, a study shows by koavf
I do. Still don't want to get sick and this is one of the easiest ways to help that
Nivosus t1_jaci2ph wrote
Reply to comment by tronaldmcdump in Woman allegedly cut off man’s penis after he threatened to leak sex tapes by Crazy-News59
So what it sounds like is he tried to coerce her into having sex through blackmail. So he tried to rape her, and she cut off his dick.
Seems like an even trade. A true fuck around and find out moment.
siverwolfe2000 t1_jachk50 wrote
Reply to comment by Kirikou97212 in VW wouldn’t help locate car with abducted child because GPS subscription expired by DontDoDrugs316
- Pedophiles
sudoku7 t1_jach8xg wrote
Reply to comment by AndyB1976 in Bailiffs Are Dressing Up Like Police Officers to Scare Tenants Out of Their Homes by Mighty_L_LORT
Ya where I am it was weird. The court baliffs got bodycams before the police or sheriffs department by a few years.
assjackal t1_jacgopq wrote
Reply to comment by Necessary-Tap-1368 in Bailiffs Are Dressing Up Like Police Officers to Scare Tenants Out of Their Homes by Mighty_L_LORT
Tbh these are all more respectable and dangerous jobs than being a police officer.
Musicman1972 t1_jacgmcc wrote
Reply to comment by restore_democracy in VW wouldn’t help locate car with abducted child because GPS subscription expired by DontDoDrugs316
Regardless of the parents inaction I feel the community should always do everything they can to find a missing child. Even if it costs corporate $150.
Sadutote t1_jacgjqf wrote
Reply to VW wouldn’t help locate car with abducted child because GPS subscription expired by DontDoDrugs316
Gotta wonder what was going through the VW rep's mind, because under most circumstances that's asinine.
Playing devil's advocate, maybe there something that tied the rep's hands beyond just corporate greed, like something law enforcement should've done when requesting for these things?
Ok-Row-6131 t1_jacggc3 wrote
Reply to comment by gerberag in BP boss could be in line for special bonus of up to £11.4m by Mighty_L_LORT
Is this happening because energy production has a high barrier to entry?
tronaldmcdump t1_jacgewo wrote
Reply to comment by BazilBroketail in Woman allegedly cut off man’s penis after he threatened to leak sex tapes by Crazy-News59
A woman allegedly cut off her boyfriend’s penis after he threatened to leak their sex tapes because she refused to sleep with him.
The 28-year-old man was rushed to hospital after the attack at a hotel in Sibolga in North Sumatra, Indonesia. He is now in intensive care.
Police allege the 28-year-old woman severed his penis after he came onto her when she was “not in the mood” on Saturday.
Sibolga Police Chief Taryono Rajarja said: “Based on the suspect’s statement, they had been in a relationship for around seven months.
“So, they made an appointment to meet at a hotel, then the man asked to have sex, after which the woman refused.
“When he was denied sex, the man threatened to spread the videos of their intimate activities.
“Then, when he was ready to take a shower, the suspect carried out the attack. She took a knife belonging to the man and cut off his penis.”
Evi Wahyuni Siregar, a receptionist at the hotel, said the woman approached him and asked for medical assistance as her boyfriend was bleeding.
The woman has been arrested but has not been charged.
Musicman1972 t1_jacgej2 wrote
Reply to comment by Darzok in VW wouldn’t help locate car with abducted child because GPS subscription expired by DontDoDrugs316
Well fair enough really. VW engage the vendor not the customer. The customer doesn't care that VW doesn't supply the actual service and nor should they. It should be seamless and with effective oversight from VW regardless of how much of their provision they outsource.
ShebaWasTalking t1_jacgdo7 wrote
Wait, people still wear masks?
assjackal t1_jacg8j6 wrote
Reply to comment by restore_democracy in VW wouldn’t help locate car with abducted child because GPS subscription expired by DontDoDrugs316
Why would you pay for GPS subscription on a vehicle when every phone does it for free?
OldRepNewAccount t1_jacg46f wrote
Reply to comment by TheDrunkenMoose in Woman allegedly cut off man’s penis after he threatened to leak sex tapes by Crazy-News59
I am not saying that she is innocent, what she did is definitly brutal but we dont know if it was a simple argument. It may have been that he was black mailing the woman (most likely an ex) into continued unconsented sexual activity (read rape) or worse. In most asian societies a leaked sex tape is a social death sentence, its not exactly like a fame/money making scandal as for some westren celebrities. There have been many incidents where women or her family members have committed suicide over leaked sex tapes.
Kind_Bullfrog_4073 t1_jacg1r6 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in People who think they're attractive are less likely to wear masks, a study shows by koavf
Had to be at least 2.
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- Do you wear masks?
- Are you attractive?
DebiMoonfae t1_jacfhln wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in People who think they're attractive are less likely to wear masks, a study shows by koavf
3 questions but yes it’s a garbage survey.
SAT0SHl t1_jacf1i5 wrote
So all the people who believe they're attractive will die first and only the ugly ones will survive, meh!
I_can-t_even t1_jackdww wrote
Reply to comment by BazilBroketail in Woman allegedly cut off man’s penis after he threatened to leak sex tapes by Crazy-News59
Because the TikTok Zoomer-brain can't read texts anymore, they can only watch movies that preferably don't last too long because their attention span gives in otherwise and they'll get distracted.