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NineSwords t1_jaceory wrote
Reply to comment by Eric1491625 in Woman allegedly cut off man’s penis after he threatened to leak sex tapes by Crazy-News59
Funnily enough, I feel that the Taliban (what the post said before the edit) Saudis would be amongst the first to lose their dicks.
Eric1491625 t1_jacegi5 wrote
Reply to comment by NineSwords in Woman allegedly cut off man’s penis after he threatened to leak sex tapes by Crazy-News59
Saudi Arabia moment
Chopping off appendages as punishment
Darzok t1_jacecl0 wrote
Reply to comment by squarepeg0000 in VW wouldn’t help locate car with abducted child because GPS subscription expired by DontDoDrugs316
The problem is VW will get all the bad PR and Car-Net will not get blamed in any way as people will read the headline and be like oh fuck VW.
GoodMerlinpeen t1_jace8sm wrote
Reply to comment by Whetfarts69 in Woman allegedly cut off man’s penis after he threatened to leak sex tapes by Crazy-News59
Something something something screw.
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restore_democracy t1_jacdg9h wrote
Reply to VW wouldn’t help locate car with abducted child because GPS subscription expired by DontDoDrugs316
Alternately,
Parents Too Cheap and Lazy to Keep Subscription Updated to Protect Child
Steven-Maturin t1_jacdeh1 wrote
Reply to comment by NineSwords in Woman allegedly cut off man’s penis after he threatened to leak sex tapes by Crazy-News59
A woman pinches my butt; womb removal?
restore_democracy t1_jacdamn wrote
Reply to comment by Cumupin420 in VW wouldn’t help locate car with abducted child because GPS subscription expired by DontDoDrugs316
/r/iamverybadass
karstadtt t1_jaccif4 wrote
Rosebunse t1_jaccf1q wrote
Reply to comment by Crouteauxpommes in Vatican to hold exorcist training course after ‘rise in possessions’ by ProofOfPlasticity
Exactly. And as the article points out, the rise in exorcisms is partially fueled by other churches rolling out their own exorcism services, ones which are more extreme and less monitored than the Catholic ones.
Rosebunse t1_jacc86v wrote
The Catholic church has a lot of problems, but I generally think out of all Christian sects, they do exorcism the best. Mostly because, as this article points out, the Catholic church actually doesn't see every single case as demonic. And their method of exorcism is usually a lot more gentle and less disturbing than what we see from non-Catholic churches. It really is just a prayer, and as it is pointed out, the priest performing the exorcism is supposed to do all of this in collaboration with the person's medical team.
So many non-Catholic churches have a problem with that last part, where the afflicted are encouraged to go off their meds and disengage from their medical care team.
agonhaziri OP t1_jacbkgc wrote
Reply to Canada bans TikTok on government devices by agonhaziri
i just posted a news about tiktok , do you have problem or what?
Rosebunse t1_jacbeml wrote
Reply to comment by squarepeg0000 in VW wouldn’t help locate car with abducted child because GPS subscription expired by DontDoDrugs316
Even if it was their third party vendor, that is still pretty scary that they can mess up this bad.
JohnnyFiftyCoats t1_jacb7hc wrote
Reply to comment by defaultusername-17 in FBI arrests man dubbed 'Sedition Panda' for allegedly storming Capitol wearing bear head by oranjemania
What's this now?
squarepeg0000 t1_jacay2v wrote
Reply to VW wouldn’t help locate car with abducted child because GPS subscription expired by DontDoDrugs316
In all fairness, itwas Volkswagen's 3rd party vendor that ignored the protocol.
"Volkswagen said there was a "serious breach" of its process for working with law enforcement in the Lake County incident. The company uses a third-party vendor to provide the Car-Net service."
PJJefferson t1_jacachq wrote
Reply to Woman accused of running over her partner with a car because he ate one of her chips by Spratty75849
They were Lays Potato Chips, and she knew from the commercials that he “couldn’t eat just one”, so she did what she had to do. /s
purplerple t1_jacacfl wrote
Imagine having the job to measure mice peckers all day
DayZCutr t1_jac9y9n wrote
Tough but fair
TheDrunkenMoose t1_jac9sry wrote
So he threatened to leak the sex tapes over potentially an argument they had.
Something said in frustration, and y'all think it's okay for this guy to have his dick cut off?
Of course he's a bad guy, doesn't mean she isn't worse. A sex tape is nowhere near as damaging as what she did, even if he did leak it, which I hope he fucking did after having his cock shanked.
AbstractButtonGroup t1_jac95hn wrote
Reply to comment by Whetfarts69 in Woman allegedly cut off man’s penis after he threatened to leak sex tapes by Crazy-News59
> she should legally be ordered to
Spend some time in prison and pay a hefty compensation, same as anyone who deliberately inflicts a permanent injury that severely affects quality of life of the victim.
No_Carpet7125 t1_jac93za wrote
Reply to Woman accused of running over her partner with a car because he ate one of her chips by Spratty75849
IF YOU WANTED A CHIP YOU SHOULD HAVE GOT SOME AT THE HAMBURGER STORE!!
Cumupin420 t1_jac8t1n wrote
Reply to VW wouldn’t help locate car with abducted child because GPS subscription expired by DontDoDrugs316
When I bought my car and they told me they will only locate it if I pay before I told them your ass is getting sued if you refuse to find my car if it gets stolen.
FoRiZon3 t1_jac8g8p wrote
Reply to comment by Dark_Delusion in Chechen Leader Awards Himself 'Hero Of Chechnya' Medal by a_exa_e
We have Aladeen at home.
Aladeen at home:
rodolphoteardrop t1_jacf17q wrote
Reply to Woman allegedly cut off man’s penis after he threatened to leak sex tapes by Crazy-News59
Don't click the link. No reputable site is going to force you to install something even if it sounds benign. Also, 17 privacy threats? No thanks.
https://gyazo.com/c93b492e7bb6f4e3ba0e51824004d1f8