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Kirikou97212 t1_jac72a9 wrote
Reply to VW wouldn’t help locate car with abducted child because GPS subscription expired by DontDoDrugs316
"Fuck dem kids!"
- Volkswagen, probably
ObsidianLion t1_jac70ev wrote
As a man, I can only congratulate her.
zwaaa t1_jac5qtk wrote
It's amazing what self-enforced scarcity will do for your profits.
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zwaaa t1_jac5g3w wrote
"okay bring in the sweet potato from the evidence locker and... WHO MADE PIE?!"
Whetfarts69 t1_jac5dkd wrote
Reply to comment by PreviouslyOnBible in Woman allegedly cut off man’s penis after he threatened to leak sex tapes by Crazy-News59
And there are always leftover parts you're afraid should've been used.
ihate282 t1_jac3d22 wrote
Reply to comment by AndyB1976 in Bailiffs Are Dressing Up Like Police Officers to Scare Tenants Out of Their Homes by Mighty_L_LORT
Fyi, in Canada, legally speaking they are police they just don't have the right to carry guns.
x-munk t1_jac37bu wrote
Reply to comment by SnarfbObo in Canada bans TikTok on government devices by agonhaziri
They constantly spam this subreddit with links to their shitty ad infested nightmare site.
Shot-Spray5935 t1_jac2rkl wrote
Reply to comment by Donohoed in Vatican to hold exorcist training course after ‘rise in possessions’ by ProofOfPlasticity
That's only in Sicily Italy will have millions upon millions. A true crisis.
Corleone_Michael t1_jac1jiy wrote
Reply to comment by SnarfbObo in Canada bans TikTok on government devices by agonhaziri
OP was basically throwing shit on the wall and seeing what sticks
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Reply to comment by HortatorMoonAndStar in Vatican to hold exorcist training course after ‘rise in possessions’ by ProofOfPlasticity
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Chaincat22 t1_jac1a40 wrote
Reply to comment by MolecularMacMansion in Majority of drivers say aggressive cyclists threaten their safety – poll by Hall_C137
Both. The cyclist is in the obvious danger. The driver, who doesn't want to kill the seemingly suicidally reckless cyclist, has to decide what to do before they hit the cyclist in half a second, the usual answer is swerve or slam breaks, and both can lead to accidents
danteheehaw t1_jac195q wrote
Reply to comment by notapolita in Woman accused of running over her partner with a car because he ate one of her chips by Spratty75849
Clearly she had no intention of living with that person. She ended the relationship, and tried to make sure her partner would no longer terrorize other people with those horrible chip stealing habits.
Muhabba t1_jac15zt wrote
That was harsh but fair.
SnarfbObo t1_jac14ui wrote
Reply to comment by migukau in Canada bans TikTok on government devices by agonhaziri
they posted it to 21 subreddits, and I agree with your assessment
ISISstolemykidsname t1_jac0yiv wrote
Reply to comment by UnScience in Woman accused of running over her partner with a car because he ate one of her chips by Spratty75849
Hot chips is only used when required to differentiate between chips and hot chips. Otherwise they're just referred to as chips.
Heijoshinn t1_jac0jaw wrote
Reply to comment by Human_Fucker69420 in Woman allegedly cut off man’s penis after he threatened to leak sex tapes by Crazy-News59
Lol! RIP indeed.
Negative-Emotion-795 t1_jac0ckk wrote
“Who’s leaking now, motherfucker?”
cutelyaware t1_jac04op wrote
Reply to comment by Hiplo_0 in Woman allegedly cut off man’s penis after he threatened to leak sex tapes by Crazy-News59
OP is joking. Don't worry about your penis. There's no way a joke could lead to it becoming true.
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Gary_the_metrosexual t1_jabzcc9 wrote
Reasonable
Corwyntt t1_jabz75v wrote
Reply to comment by Tballz9 in Chechen Leader Awards Himself 'Hero Of Chechnya' Medal by a_exa_e
I don't think he has been very close to any of the frontlines.
J4MES101 t1_jabz6pc wrote
Reply to Woman accused of running over her partner with a car because he ate one of her chips by Spratty75849
Imagine if he’d eaten two.
plumquat t1_jaby0xi wrote
Reply to comment by EmperorBrettavius in Woman allegedly cut off man’s penis after he threatened to leak sex tapes by Crazy-News59
Rehabilitate sexual predators? I don't think cutting off dicks is a solution, just because then they're rapists without dicks. That seems like a way to mess them up even more.
menlindorn t1_jac73s8 wrote
Reply to VW wouldn’t help locate car with abducted child because GPS subscription expired by DontDoDrugs316
The list of car companies I'm willing to buy from gets shorter every day.