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Reply to comment by NineSwords in Woman allegedly cut off man’s penis after he threatened to leak sex tapes by Crazy-News59
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migukau t1_jabxoqu wrote
Reply to Canada bans TikTok on government devices by agonhaziri
I think you posted this to the wrong subreddit.
Crouteauxpommes t1_jabxd2e wrote
I mean, it's mostly training for the priests for how to react when people go to them for help. It's said in the article, the near totality of "possession" people report to their priest is just some normal human think, be it hyperactivity, depression, PTSD, etc... So I guess it would probably teach the priest how to identify such behaviour and help the family to contact medical specialists.
The Catholic church have a whole analysis method for classifying alleged miracles from "Nah, it's just normal human thing. Don't worry." to "Lemme call my boss, this is NOT supposed to happen!" or "Honestly, idk, seems legit. Unusual but legit." Seems only logical for them to do the same with possessions.
horitaku t1_jabwzb7 wrote
Reply to comment by EmperorBrettavius in Woman allegedly cut off man’s penis after he threatened to leak sex tapes by Crazy-News59
Castration (the chemical kind) has been a punishment and as far as I know has also been used to “help rehabilitate” sex offenders who are likely to reoffend. The idea is that really bad offenders would lose use of their member, but as a rehab practice the hope was the libido would drop…Problem is, that doesn’t stop the big M word from happening, and other…types of R can still occur. People are shit. Some people are not without hope, but there’s a large number that will just keep doing their gross exploits if given a smidge of opportunity. Love the glass half full mentality, but the realist in me just feels like rehab and reintegration isn’t always in the cards
notapolita t1_jabwwgr wrote
Reply to Woman accused of running over her partner with a car because he ate one of her chips by Spratty75849
Let's say this was an accident. Still, how do you live with someone who is willing to argue with you over a single chip? How do you come to the conclusion that she is in fact a reasonable choice for a partner?
derlich t1_jabwcgb wrote
What a coincidence! I awarded him the "Biggest Dogshit in Chechnya" medal on the same day!
Sprinkle_Puff t1_jabw2rd wrote
Reply to Woman accused of running over her partner with a car because he ate one of her chips by Spratty75849
What kind of chip? If it was a salt n vinegar kettle chip, it may have been worth it
Human_Fucker69420 t1_jabvyr3 wrote
That's one way to not get called dick.
Human_Fucker69420 t1_jabvxgs wrote
Reply to comment by bread_makes_u_fatt in Woman allegedly cut off man’s penis after he threatened to leak sex tapes by Crazy-News59
RIP Dick
1995 - 2023
AndyB1976 t1_jabvo6j wrote
Reply to comment by Focacciaboudit in Bailiffs Are Dressing Up Like Police Officers to Scare Tenants Out of Their Homes by Mighty_L_LORT
They were definitely trying to appear tough to be taken seriously. They acted like cops... Knocked on the door then back off the porch while hooking their thumbs into their vest straps like they were waiting to be aggressively confronted. I looked the one guy up and by his education and stuff, he looked like he had flunked out of more serious policing/security work. Totally made sense after the fact. He pretty much leads by-law in our town and they have absolutely taken on a more aggressive "policing" form of enforcement. It's actually kind of embarrassing seeing these guys driving around in their police like vehicles and telling people their lawns can't be 5" and must be only 4.5"
Our fence was 9ft tall and the city by-law dictated 8' 5"
No-Assignment7129 t1_jabvgym wrote
He threatens to leak sex tapes so she leaks the sex organ instead. Reverse Uno?
EmperorBrettavius t1_jabv37h wrote
Reply to comment by DemonsRage83 in Woman allegedly cut off man’s penis after he threatened to leak sex tapes by Crazy-News59
Probably wherever the line between recoverable and non-recoverable sentences lies. Prisons ought to rehabilitate criminals so that they can function in society again. But it’s hard to rehabilitate a new penis.
I’m not gonna lose any sleep over him losing his penis or anything, but there was probably a better outcome in which he still faced repercussions for what he did.
Focacciaboudit t1_jabuxex wrote
Reply to comment by AndyB1976 in Bailiffs Are Dressing Up Like Police Officers to Scare Tenants Out of Their Homes by Mighty_L_LORT
Didn't expect that. Do you think they're in any legitimate danger, or just hoping to look like cops to be taken seriously?
saschaleib t1_jabutfj wrote
Reply to comment by smokeyfantastico in Woman accused of running over her partner with a car because he ate one of her chips by Spratty75849
This falls into the category: ”justified anger“.
AndyB1976 t1_jabupy3 wrote
Reply to comment by Focacciaboudit in Bailiffs Are Dressing Up Like Police Officers to Scare Tenants Out of Their Homes by Mighty_L_LORT
What's even more ridiculous about it, is that this is in Canada.
Focacciaboudit t1_jabui65 wrote
Reply to comment by AndyB1976 in Bailiffs Are Dressing Up Like Police Officers to Scare Tenants Out of Their Homes by Mighty_L_LORT
What a sad state of affairs when city code enforcement can't crawl up your ass for petty shit without worrying about getting shot.
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NZSheeps t1_jabtiey wrote
Reply to Naked girl enters wrong hotel room, League of Legends gamer continues playing by calbert1735
If I had a dollar for every time a woman has rushed in and stripped naked while I'm gaming ...
Thanatofobia t1_jabte1a wrote
Reply to Bailiffs Are Dressing Up Like Police Officers to Scare Tenants Out of Their Homes by Mighty_L_LORT
In the Netherlands, even wearing an outfit that could be mistaken for a police uniform is illegal.
Collection agencies and such also just love threatening with eviction or seizing of property to pay your debt. Which has been made kinda illegal a few years ago.
A long time ago, my late FIL(he was a fiscal advisor and had his own video rental business in the 90's) told me that unless the collection agents are accompanied by actual police and bear a letter that starts with "in the name of the king", they can't do anything.
And, no, its not like the actual king issues those letters, its legalese wording that means its a court order.
BazilBroketail t1_jabtab6 wrote
As an article reader, why can has only watch video?
Seriously, why can't I read the article?...
mia_elora t1_jabsxiu wrote
Sounds fair.
Arthur_Leywin354 t1_jabslrs wrote
Reply to comment by bread_makes_u_fatt in Woman allegedly cut off man’s penis after he threatened to leak sex tapes by Crazy-News59
That GOTY circumcision pack.
PreviouslyOnBible t1_jabsbog wrote
Reply to comment by DemonsRage83 in Woman allegedly cut off man’s penis after he threatened to leak sex tapes by Crazy-News59
Yes, but you have to assemble it manually.
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