The sugar makes you fat and hides your peen

So just your average league player

They sell those at IKEA, right?

Let us know where you draw the line.

I honestly don't know who the true Bad Guy is in this story. Like yes he did wrong and it's abusive, but she should legally be ordered to buy him a new penis at least.

found the sex offender ^^^

No it shouldn't

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My local chippy (for hot chips) makes their own from hand cut potatoes. So that's chipped hot chips. :) 😀

But dude, just imagine: You just ordered from Pizza Police. It's been about twenty minutes, and you hear a siren in the distance...

This is a hell of a way to fuck around and find out.

But "no one can eat just one..."

He's not the Sedition Panda anymore. He's the Don't Overthrow the Government Panda.

> What do you mean sink? Islands don’t float and can’t sink.

Since this is a political thread you have to be a little more obvious with the sarcasm if you don't use /s (I hate the use of that hashtag- so, kudos). Something like:

> "What's the deallll with sinking Taiwan? They're not a boat. They're just big chunk of land. You can't sink land. It's like trying to drown a cactus. It's not gonna happen."

Um yikes

So now he's cut?

That should become the standard punishment for every sex-related crime.

Well at least he has the tapes to remember his penis by

No, no... Let's see where this goes. Hopefully this will result in some half-assed, half-baked laws being thrown the fuck out. Also increased medical care in American detention centers.

I'm like, 85% confident the Onion did make this kind of headline like, ten years ago.

They used to just straight-up put small children - both still suckling and not - in prison with their mothers when their mothers were convicted of crimes so the mother would still have to take care of them, so, that's not so unthinkable.

It would, however, be tantamount to unlawful detention under United States Law, which would be unconstitutional.

Lawyer can still file suit. Just because you stopped unlawfully detaining someone doesn't mean you didn't unlawfully detain them.

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That's the one thing they'll never do.

Huh, not Florida.