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DoppelFrog t1_jabk8tl wrote
Reply to Woman accused of running over her partner with a car because he ate one of her chips by Spratty75849
Which flavour?
ConstantReader76 t1_jabj0pt wrote
Reply to comment by Crooked_Cock in Bailiffs Are Dressing Up Like Police Officers to Scare Tenants Out of Their Homes by Mighty_L_LORT
This is in the United Kingdom. It's a summary offense there.
And Bailiffs do go to homes for various reasons:
The landlords seem to be the ones truly breaking laws here.
Dependent_Yesterday9 t1_jabhuz4 wrote
Reply to comment by moeriscus in Woman accused of running over her partner with a car because he ate one of her chips by Spratty75849
I read this and heard 🎶And I'll gladly stand up next to you, And defend her still today🎶
I salute you my fellow American.
(This is slightly satirical but Id be lying if I didnt say it was also slightly true)
UnScience t1_jabhtpz wrote
Reply to comment by moeriscus in Woman accused of running over her partner with a car because he ate one of her chips by Spratty75849
Hot chips and chips are different. Chips would be for products like doritos.
HortatorMoonAndStar t1_jabhr49 wrote
Reply to comment by zshah99 in Vatican to hold exorcist training course after ‘rise in possessions’ by ProofOfPlasticity
I dont think anyone is in hysterics over the Catholic Church doing what it's always done and yes, there are more than two genders. Gender identity is a social construct distinct from biological sex (and, by the way, if you know anything about biology you know there are more than two biological sexes as intersex people demonstrate).
Meanderingversion t1_jabhbw1 wrote
Reply to comment by moeriscus in Woman accused of running over her partner with a car because he ate one of her chips by Spratty75849
I've never been so passionate about an irrelevant topic at 12am in my life.
moeriscus t1_jabh5f1 wrote
Reply to comment by Meanderingversion in Woman accused of running over her partner with a car because he ate one of her chips by Spratty75849
No need to convince me, good sir. I'm American. Take it up with the Commonwealth countries :-)
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Reply to comment by 12altoids34 in Arizona hiker convicted of starting forest fires to be rescued by StudMuffinNick
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Meanderingversion t1_jabfzzg wrote
Reply to comment by moeriscus in Woman accused of running over her partner with a car because he ate one of her chips by Spratty75849
No, it fucking doesn't and hear me out, please...
Chips are referenced as flakes that fall off of something and infuriates everyone involved.
Fries are potatoes that are cut the fuck up in long, finger sized pieces, hopefully blanched and patted dry, before being fried to a deliciously awesome golden brown then salted until the doctors regret longing a less robust patient portfolio.
Chips are cut tf up in whatever way an unsettled person would chop a potato up with no supervision and recklessly dropped into lava oil with zero capacity to care, or want, that everyone around them survives.
My favorite recipes revolve around whatever the fuck I want to do with a potato before I get nice, then pepper, salt, olive oil and herb TF outta them before they're tossed into the oven, turned and made sure all sides are facefucktastic before letting them rest long enough to vaguely forget the previous torture they've been through, but subtly never let the horrors vanish from their souls.
Then, Bon Appétit.
StaMike t1_jabfn5y wrote
Reply to comment by StarGaurdianBard in Google lays off 100 robot workers used to clean its cafeterias, says report by snowmaninheat
You think these posts are extreme? And you think extremism is a characteristic of Redditors? Are there crumbs and soda cans and sticky keyboards left at your sanitary hospital computer stations? Do you think hospital working environments and requirements represent the typical working environments and requirements? You think Redditors are merely acting like this is an issue ('huge' is extremely ott). Could it be that in some working environments, it actually does present problems? Have you read any of the other posts citing the benefits of sharing work stations, or just this post/thread?
It's funny, in a ridiculous kind of way, how some people 'always' use a relatively little bit of something to determine that the little bit represents the extreme all of something.
To paraphrase, I found your post irksome.
YakInner4303 t1_jabfn0c wrote
Reply to comment by TheDarkRider in CIA head: China is unsure whether it can invade Taiwan. by agonhaziri
You just made me imagine Xi going all Kane and screaming, "It time you saw tiberium future! While still have human eyes!"
Hsensei t1_jabf83s wrote
Reply to Naked girl enters wrong hotel room, League of Legends gamer continues playing by calbert1735
I've haven't been in a hotel that didn't have auto lock doors in the past 30 years
lynivvinyl t1_jabeq69 wrote
Reply to Woman accused of running over her partner with a car because he ate one of her chips by Spratty75849
That One Chip Challenge is getting out of hand.
moeriscus t1_jabemqq wrote
Bawbawian t1_jabeahw wrote
Reply to Woman accused of running over her partner with a car because he ate one of her chips by Spratty75849
if he wanted chips he should have got some when they were at the hamburger store!
moeriscus t1_jabe3ms wrote
Reply to comment by MeLaughFromYou in Woman accused of running over her partner with a car because he ate one of her chips by Spratty75849
This is from Australia. I believe the term 'chips' translates to 'french fries' in American
peebo_sanchez t1_jabdk3w wrote
Reply to comment by AnOrdinaryMammal in Woman accused of running over her partner with a car because he ate one of her chips by Spratty75849
Relevant
No-Owl9201 t1_jabd2vf wrote
Reply to Vatican to hold exorcist training course after ‘rise in possessions’ by ProofOfPlasticity
Is this rise in possessions because the Pope & his chums have been out shopping a bit too much??
Meanderingversion t1_jabce5d wrote
Reply to comment by AndyB1976 in Prosecutors: Sweet potato links suspect to cold case murder by hop_mantis
Well, in that case, let's make a flag for you and......ANDY!!! NO NUTTIN ON THE FLAG, FFS!
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Reply to comment by qj-_-tp in Americans are ready to test embryos for future college chances, survey shows by sunset_canopy
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AndyB1976 t1_jabc88t wrote
Reply to comment by Meanderingversion in Prosecutors: Sweet potato links suspect to cold case murder by hop_mantis
I feel so attacked right now.
AndyB1976 t1_jabc6kj wrote
Reply to comment by knighthawk0811 in Prosecutors: Sweet potato links suspect to cold case murder by hop_mantis
> ...cause burnt and bitter was already taken
Tim Hortons has entered the chat...
Rosebunse t1_jabc2rh wrote
Reply to comment by LonelyActor in Naked girl enters wrong hotel room, League of Legends gamer continues playing by calbert1735
I mean, she could well be a prostitute who was having a mental episode.
Rosebunse t1_jabbyfv wrote
Reply to comment by moal09 in Naked girl enters wrong hotel room, League of Legends gamer continues playing by calbert1735
Sounds like the girlfriend was so immersed in the game that she probably wasn't thinking clearly.
danteheehaw t1_jabkorh wrote
Reply to comment by Eleven918 in Naked girl enters wrong hotel room, League of Legends gamer continues playing by calbert1735
>Random third girl strips and climbs into bed because she forgot her psych meds
Happens all the time.