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Meanderingversion t1_jabbq6d wrote
Who gets nut on a sweet potato? Or any potato for that matter?
MeLaughFromYou t1_jabbfbb wrote
Reply to Woman accused of running over her partner with a car because he ate one of her chips by Spratty75849
Sounds like a script for a Doritos ad.
ardranor t1_jabbf14 wrote
Reply to comment by Feras47 in Naked girl enters wrong hotel room, League of Legends gamer continues playing by calbert1735
"Woman having psychotic episode barges into couples hotel room. Couple do nothing inappropriate to her and call hotel desk to come get her, the end."
smokeyfantastico t1_jabbe4v wrote
Reply to Woman accused of running over her partner with a car because he ate one of her chips by Spratty75849
Judge: Alright understandable, you're free to go but no more murders
riggengan t1_jab9zap wrote
Chechen leader awards himself biggest penis award. It was claimed to be as big as a fire tuck as the sources say.
damattdanman t1_jab9vqn wrote
Taking a look at Russia, they should keep asking themselves the question, is it really worth it?
This is why we are committed to supplying Ukraine. It's costing Russia everything. Pride is not worth the price of admission. China should ask Putin. In the end, China will benefit more from buying up Russian assets on the cheap instead.
AnOrdinaryMammal t1_jab9tra wrote
Reply to comment by razloric in Woman accused of running over her partner with a car because he ate one of her chips by Spratty75849
But also, don’t fuck with someone’s chips.
AlphaWolve2 t1_jab9qtk wrote
Reply to comment by AlphaWolve2 in Vatican to hold exorcist training course after ‘rise in possessions’ by ProofOfPlasticity
Downvote me hey???? Yes Demons that makes perfect logical sense!!!!! Humans are the demons and angels they’re not mythical creatures, science can explain all of it through technology and logic…. But yes let’s believe in Santa Claus and blame Santa(aka Satan)
AndyB1976 t1_jab9hz0 wrote
Reply to Bailiffs Are Dressing Up Like Police Officers to Scare Tenants Out of Their Homes by Mighty_L_LORT
By-law people in my city dress and look like cops. Right down to the bullet-proof vests they wear. Had some show up at our house last spring but no one was home. Thought they were cops from the doorbell cam. Was a few anxious days wondering why they had been here until they showed back up again.
(Our street facing backyard fences were too high. We had just moved in to the house and our neighbors called for some fucking reason.)
Foreign_Ad_6052 t1_jab9gia wrote
Taiwan’s soldiers is extremely inexperienced and craven. I suspect whether they have such resolution to protect their country like Ukrainian
jamcdonald120 t1_jab9a4p wrote
Reply to comment by person749 in Bailiffs Are Dressing Up Like Police Officers to Scare Tenants Out of Their Homes by Mighty_L_LORT
you didnt read the article. The attempted eviction was also illegal
TheVentiLebowski t1_jab93f0 wrote
Reply to comment by Kind_Bullfrog_4073 in Bailiffs Are Dressing Up Like Police Officers to Scare Tenants Out of Their Homes by Mighty_L_LORT
This is in the UK. Bailiffs are different there.
razloric t1_jab8o3z wrote
Reply to Woman accused of running over her partner with a car because he ate one of her chips by Spratty75849
I mean this sub could be filled with road rage/bar fight stories since 90 percent of them start over something small.
paul-d9 t1_jab8m66 wrote
Reply to comment by sarduchi in FBI arrests man dubbed 'Sedition Panda' for allegedly storming Capitol wearing bear head by oranjemania
Came here for this
paul-d9 t1_jab7ecu wrote
Reply to comment by Crooked_Cock in Bailiffs Are Dressing Up Like Police Officers to Scare Tenants Out of Their Homes by Mighty_L_LORT
If they didn't have any identifying marks on their clothes saying they're police and didn't identify themselves as police I'd find it hard to believe they'd be arrested for wearing a tactical vest and pants.
It's not like the police have unique uniforms for the most part, especially when they wear tactical gear.
VyrPlan t1_jab713s wrote
well i yam impressed
InternetPeon t1_jab6t2k wrote
Reply to comment by Spazmanaut in New study claims soft drink makes men’s private parts BIGGER by xalxary2
! It did!
iamjackslackofmemes t1_jab5uiw wrote
Reply to comment by Mods_Raped_Me in Bailiffs Are Dressing Up Like Police Officers to Scare Tenants Out of Their Homes by Mighty_L_LORT
Same. Title didn't make a lot of sense at first.
Xu_Lin t1_jab4shf wrote
“I’m the hero that no one asked for. Thank you!”
This guy
Nanooc523 t1_jab4fcw wrote
King shit of shitland
Victor_Von_Doom_New t1_jab4cw4 wrote
Reply to comment by SylvieJay in Chechen Leader Awards Himself 'Hero Of Chechnya' Medal by a_exa_e
For all the shitty charecteristics of that unevolved colaborist piece of Putin's toilet , that sadly isn't a valid criticism of his . Not gonna defend that lobotomised piece of trash through.
potpro t1_jab3zzd wrote
Reply to comment by igner_farnsworth in Majority of drivers say aggressive cyclists threaten their safety – poll by Hall_C137
A day doesn't go by that i don't see a cyclist running a red.. rolling through a stop.. right at red light when it says "no right on red".. or a variety of moving violations. I would say it's a bad apple that spoils the bunch but more like 50 apples spoil 200.
I will say if we had bike lanes throughout the busier cities and suburbs... we would all be 1000% better off.
The one thing that should be illegal is cyclists in a 45-50+. Uphill, going 20? Someone is going to die and 99/100 it won't be the Ford 350 that just changed lanes.
Gutterglitter11 t1_jab2rrr wrote
Reply to FBI arrests man dubbed 'Sedition Panda' for allegedly storming Capitol wearing bear head by oranjemania
Wow, assaulting and officer and resisting arrest are grouped into the same charge? That's kind of odd to me
Kind_Bullfrog_4073 t1_jab2ohs wrote
Reply to Bailiffs Are Dressing Up Like Police Officers to Scare Tenants Out of Their Homes by Mighty_L_LORT
Bailiffs do things outside the courtroom?
Rosebunse t1_jabbw3s wrote
Reply to Naked girl enters wrong hotel room, League of Legends gamer continues playing by calbert1735
Oh, that's explains it. The LoL player was the girlfriend. And she had already gotten up to get the door, so, like, you know, time wasted already.