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person749 t1_jab2c5r wrote
Reply to comment by Necessary-Tap-1368 in Bailiffs Are Dressing Up Like Police Officers to Scare Tenants Out of Their Homes by Mighty_L_LORT
Those are some good ideas!
DemonsRage83 t1_jab26ds wrote
What BBQ sauce we getting?
grisioco t1_jab213t wrote
Reply to comment by nervousnelly101 in Austin civil rights director resigns after employees file complaints about workplace mistreatment by Indigo_Etcetera
Don't quote me
peter-doubt t1_jab1kk8 wrote
Reply to comment by YakInner4303 in Prosecutors: Sweet potato links suspect to cold case murder by hop_mantis
Coffee doesn't come from Starbucks.. it comes from the donut shop
Real_Jackraps t1_jab13fs wrote
Reply to comment by person749 in Bailiffs Are Dressing Up Like Police Officers to Scare Tenants Out of Their Homes by Mighty_L_LORT
Ok? Weird take. Civil problems require criminal reactions?
person749 t1_jab12mh wrote
Reply to comment by InvisiblePhilosophy in Bailiffs Are Dressing Up Like Police Officers to Scare Tenants Out of Their Homes by Mighty_L_LORT
So horrifying. /s
person749 t1_jab103c wrote
Reply to comment by samuelgato in Bailiffs Are Dressing Up Like Police Officers to Scare Tenants Out of Their Homes by Mighty_L_LORT
Or people could, get this, just pay their rent.
mjohnsimon t1_jab0t23 wrote
An invasion of Taiwan, even if NATO/the US wouldn't get involved, would make Ukraine look like a border dispute.
The Chinese know this, and everything happening over at Ukraine is making them reconsider.
gerberag t1_jab0s0j wrote
It's what happens when you artificially inflate gas prices for no reason and record profits.
Spazmanaut t1_jab0l7t wrote
Reply to comment by InternetPeon in New study claims soft drink makes men’s private parts BIGGER by xalxary2
Your anus gets larger
YakInner4303 t1_jab0dfk wrote
Reply to comment by knighthawk0811 in Prosecutors: Sweet potato links suspect to cold case murder by hop_mantis
It's 'cause their boss kept interrupting them with demands for coffee so blame Starbucks for derailing the investigation.
VinylmationDude t1_jab0d1m wrote
Reply to comment by kre8ive1 in New study claims soft drink makes men’s private parts BIGGER by xalxary2
I can’t tell. It’s not like I take a ruler to them on the regular.
InvisiblePhilosophy t1_jaazx14 wrote
Reply to Bailiffs Are Dressing Up Like Police Officers to Scare Tenants Out of Their Homes by Mighty_L_LORT
There should absolutely be legal action taken - against both the eviction firm and the landlord.
I don’t know londons laws, but there should be something that covers this horrifying scenario.
knighthawk0811 t1_jaazq9w wrote
Reply to comment by Unfair_Builder4967 in Prosecutors: Sweet potato links suspect to cold case murder by hop_mantis
yeah, this was not nearly as exciting as the headline made me think. maybe the story of why it took them 12 years to do what law and order does on the first 12 minutes is more exciting?
SomebodyInNevada t1_jaazn0e wrote
Reply to comment by Jim3001 in Naked girl enters wrong hotel room, League of Legends gamer continues playing by calbert1735
She delegated her boyfriend to deal with the problem. The girl does not appear to be a threat, isn't trying to seduce boyfriend, what's the problem?
ArenjiTheLootGod t1_jaazmra wrote
Reply to comment by moal09 in Naked girl enters wrong hotel room, League of Legends gamer continues playing by calbert1735
That or it was translated/written by an AI, we're living in an age where that's going to become increasingly common.
TransportationEng t1_jaazgrc wrote
Reply to FBI arrests man dubbed 'Sedition Panda' for allegedly storming Capitol wearing bear head by oranjemania
That makes him a saaaaaad panda!
Feras47 t1_jaaz9u2 wrote
Reply to Naked girl enters wrong hotel room, League of Legends gamer continues playing by calbert1735
what are they supposed to do instead ? full context is important
nervousnelly101 t1_jaaz9ts wrote
Reply to comment by grisioco in Austin civil rights director resigns after employees file complaints about workplace mistreatment by Indigo_Etcetera
Great quote!
Mods_Raped_Me t1_jaayy3h wrote
Reply to comment by Crooked_Cock in Bailiffs Are Dressing Up Like Police Officers to Scare Tenants Out of Their Homes by Mighty_L_LORT
In my area the bailiffs are part of the Sheriffs dept
Commie_EntSniper t1_jaayi0c wrote
Reply to FBI arrests man dubbed 'Sedition Panda' for allegedly storming Capitol wearing bear head by oranjemania
You should never try to hide wearing a panda costume. Easy to spot.
12altoids34 t1_jaaydut wrote
Reply to comment by RobsEvilTwin in Arizona hiker convicted of starting forest fires to be rescued by StudMuffinNick
I was intending to make a joke at the expense of Marjorie Taylor green. She's an idiot congresswoman we have in the united states. When California was having massive wildfires at one point she tried to blame them on Jewish space lasers. She was also a Q-anon follower. She's a complete nut job.
samuelgato t1_jaaxsd8 wrote
Reply to comment by Necessary-Tap-1368 in Bailiffs Are Dressing Up Like Police Officers to Scare Tenants Out of Their Homes by Mighty_L_LORT
I'm pretty sure impersonating a police officer is, in fact, illegal
Crooked_Cock t1_jaaxg00 wrote
Reply to Bailiffs Are Dressing Up Like Police Officers to Scare Tenants Out of Their Homes by Mighty_L_LORT
That’s called impersonating a law enforcement officer and it is a felony.
knighthawk0811 t1_jab2n8g wrote
Reply to comment by peter-doubt in Prosecutors: Sweet potato links suspect to cold case murder by hop_mantis
the donut shop. where coffee is smooth and creamy, cause burnt and bitter was already taken