Thank you for that. Damned idiots

Just in time for that new Russell Crowe movie about the head exorcist at the Vatican.

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Bailiff, wack his pee pee.

Was it published by a joint committee of Coca Cola and Andrew Tate?

It's the first thing I thought of. Had to.

It took 12 years to arrest him? How dense were the cops on the case?

"the sweet potato had Hampton’s DNA on it.

Prosecutors say they can place Hampton at the home at the time of the murder because of data from a GPS monitor he was wearing due to a previous crime.

They also say GPS tracking puts him at a pond where a gun was later recovered."

I knew someone was going to make that reference.

Well I mean thank god cuz I was certainly concerned with weather an oil tycoon would have enough money.

The weight thats left my shoulders is completely unnoticable.

Private parts? Was this written by a 1st grade teacher??

We're sorrrrrryyyyyy....

Definitely should be illegal. Next thing you know the pizza guy, then your hydro meter reader , mailman etc,etc.

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No wonder Minnie is so happy all the time.

I literally thought they were being serious lol oops

Why the fuck did the girlfriend open the door for a stranger to begin with?

It sounds like it was written by someone who's asian + ESL. A lot of east asian languages don't have separate pronouns for men and women only "they", so they mix up genders a lot. My mother does it quite a bit.

As if they have ever bothered to hold one accountable internally…

The physical geography would make a land invasion incredibly difficult.

That's screwed up for multiple reasons.

I'm guessing dementia, from the staring eyes.

Something like "has an aggressive cyclist almost caused an accident with you?" Or "should driver guilt be assumed in all cases with bicyclists?"

Because it may be hard for some people to understand but the vast majority of jobs require shared work spaces and aren't in cubicles lmao. It would apparently shock you to learn that nurses and doctors in hospitals don't have cubicles and that we share the same computers.