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tionong t1_jaaw68c wrote
Just in time for that new Russell Crowe movie about the head exorcist at the Vatican.
Unnoble_Savage t1_jaavv8u wrote
r/unexpectedCommunity
RockyMountainHigh- t1_jaavmxf wrote
Reply to Bailiffs Are Dressing Up Like Police Officers to Scare Tenants Out of Their Homes by Mighty_L_LORT
Bailiff, wack his pee pee.
whitea44 t1_jaavgq6 wrote
Was it published by a joint committee of Coca Cola and Andrew Tate?
GandolfMagicFruits t1_jaavax1 wrote
Reply to comment by jayfeather31 in BP boss could be in line for special bonus of up to £11.4m by Mighty_L_LORT
It's the first thing I thought of. Had to.
Unfair_Builder4967 t1_jaav6vg wrote
It took 12 years to arrest him? How dense were the cops on the case?
"the sweet potato had Hampton’s DNA on it.
Prosecutors say they can place Hampton at the home at the time of the murder because of data from a GPS monitor he was wearing due to a previous crime.
They also say GPS tracking puts him at a pond where a gun was later recovered."
jayfeather31 t1_jaauweg wrote
Reply to comment by GandolfMagicFruits in BP boss could be in line for special bonus of up to £11.4m by Mighty_L_LORT
I knew someone was going to make that reference.
SwayzeOfArabia t1_jaau3p7 wrote
Well I mean thank god cuz I was certainly concerned with weather an oil tycoon would have enough money.
The weight thats left my shoulders is completely unnoticable.
mrgarbagepig t1_jaatvhg wrote
Private parts? Was this written by a 1st grade teacher??
GandolfMagicFruits t1_jaatt6k wrote
We're sorrrrrryyyyyy....
Necessary-Tap-1368 t1_jaatoei wrote
Reply to Bailiffs Are Dressing Up Like Police Officers to Scare Tenants Out of Their Homes by Mighty_L_LORT
Definitely should be illegal. Next thing you know the pizza guy, then your hydro meter reader , mailman etc,etc.
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De-railled t1_jaat3wx wrote
Reply to comment by Mr_Paper in New study claims soft drink makes men’s private parts BIGGER by xalxary2
No wonder Minnie is so happy all the time.
Benevolent_Grouch t1_jaask8s wrote
Reply to comment by GatoradeNipples in CIA head: China is unsure whether it can invade Taiwan. by agonhaziri
I literally thought they were being serious lol oops
moal09 t1_jaaqv9j wrote
Reply to Naked girl enters wrong hotel room, League of Legends gamer continues playing by calbert1735
Why the fuck did the girlfriend open the door for a stranger to begin with?
moal09 t1_jaaqseo wrote
Reply to comment by omegadirectory in Naked girl enters wrong hotel room, League of Legends gamer continues playing by calbert1735
It sounds like it was written by someone who's asian + ESL. A lot of east asian languages don't have separate pronouns for men and women only "they", so they mix up genders a lot. My mother does it quite a bit.
BalamBeDamn t1_jaaqftv wrote
Reply to comment by sanjsrik in Vatican to hold exorcist training course after ‘rise in possessions’ by ProofOfPlasticity
As if they have ever bothered to hold one accountable internally…
SenseStraight5119 t1_jaaq1oe wrote
Reply to comment by series_hybrid in CIA head: China is unsure whether it can invade Taiwan. by agonhaziri
The physical geography would make a land invasion incredibly difficult.
jayfeather31 t1_jaapppo wrote
Reply to Bailiffs Are Dressing Up Like Police Officers to Scare Tenants Out of Their Homes by Mighty_L_LORT
That's screwed up for multiple reasons.
appendixgallop t1_jaaoo9d wrote
I'm guessing dementia, from the staring eyes.
Banea-Vaedr t1_jaao9z6 wrote
Reply to comment by tantalor in Majority of drivers say aggressive cyclists threaten their safety – poll by Hall_C137
Something like "has an aggressive cyclist almost caused an accident with you?" Or "should driver guilt be assumed in all cases with bicyclists?"
StarGaurdianBard t1_jaao7vh wrote
Reply to comment by SpaceDoctorWOBorders in Google lays off 100 robot workers used to clean its cafeterias, says report by snowmaninheat
Because it may be hard for some people to understand but the vast majority of jobs require shared work spaces and aren't in cubicles lmao. It would apparently shock you to learn that nurses and doctors in hospitals don't have cubicles and that we share the same computers.
Guideon72 t1_jaaw9px wrote
Reply to comment by eagle4123 in Naked girl enters wrong hotel room, League of Legends gamer continues playing by calbert1735
Thank you for that. Damned idiots