The hero we need but not the one we deserve

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and he shoplifted olay cremes

Okay what did it say, don't leave us in suspense?

Dammit I really thought I was in with a chance this year...

Don’t need a priest.

And to think I've been doing it for free all these years

I did hear she was a Legend...

The tiny lady from Married at First Sight?

I don't usually see a headline and get all "the world is a dystopian nightmare!" Or "I saw a Black Mirror episode about this once"

But this is really kinda hellish. Cause this same system could be (wrongly) used to "predict" criminal intent. The likelihood your child could become a criminal and arrest them before they even commit a crime

They should do a test run by invading Russia

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Pretty cultish, imho.

Now that we're talking stereotypes ... I think Americans also have a vastly larger fraction of people from African descent than Europe (maybe with the exception of France) ...

He's so stoned in every pic. He probably doesn't even remember awarding himself lol

Gamer grind is forever

In my state, claiming the lane is legal and depending on the number of lanes and their width, vastly safer. When cyclists are in the side of a lane, motorists are encouraged to attempt to pass them within the lane, which has a nasty tendency to either clip the cyclist with their side mirror or force the cyclist into the doors of parked cars. If there is a wide shoulder though, then yes, cyclists should absolutely use that.

Most bike laws state that if a bicycle is on a road they must follow vehicle traffic laws. You're not supposed to ride two wide even as a motorcycle.

Furthermore laws usually state to ride next to the shoulder/curb so that vehicles can pass.

People doing the opposite are dicks. Am a cyclist

So your contention is that cyclists should pay taxes to maintain the roads for your use, but if they also want to use the roads then they’re entitled dicks: do I have that right?

Taiwan has a dead man’s switch. Their chip technology is a big deal and they have plans to sabotage and destroy all of it if an invasion occurs. A lot of Chinese missile technology relies on those chips

The thing is that more and more companies are already moving manufacturering out of China, partially because it's no longer as cheap as it once was, but also probably as a hedge against possible sanctions in the future.

Angry drivers, is my guess.

Dude Was a Chad for Respecting his Gamer Girl...

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So this isn't oniony at all? I'm shocked the mods didn't remove it, shocked I tell you