And a news reporter was around to write a story about it?

It is common, at least where I work, it’s actually less crowded. I used to share an office with someone else, but now that most of us are teleworking, on the days I do go in, I reserve a desk and get the whole office all by myself.

Does it grow your dick faster than your gut? As long as it's visible, you're ok.

A slow truck is probably there out of necessity. Not like the entitled dickhead on a bicycle that impedes traffic for his hobby.

Terrible. What do you do when you encounter a slow truck?

THAT GOES INTO THE BOOK OF GRUDGES!

But the article is about testicles, not penises. But you're right... just say what it is.

Well that's because the article states it increases testicle size, not penis size. So what about those? 😂

I don't think he's a clown. More like an evil clown soaked in the blood of his critics and swimming in corruption.

This, according to the article is one of THREE DOZEN titles he has awarded himself. My favorites are as follows; "Honored Worker of Physical Culture of the Chechen Republic" and "Honored Builder of the Chechen Republic".

From now on whenever we mention his name YOU MUST include all 32 titles after his name.

I received these titles in 2013. However, they were only 3rd Order without Iron Cross WITH Oak Leaves.

"Naughty bits"

Same thing with saccharine. It gives mice bladder cancer (when given in huge doses) but does NOT give humans bladder cancer.

Even California took it off their Prop 65 warning data, but France still bans saccharine from imports (officially)

They like to sabre rattle and beat their chest but the know any altercation with Taiwan Wouk be very bad for business.

Just don't ask how many times I red it.....

"In fact... Forget the cafeteria and the blackjack!"

"private parts?"

Can we not just say "penis?"

If not him then who?

If not now then when?

don't forget the active fucking genocide against trans folks.

Well played Pepsi, well played. Have a Coke and a smile.

Almost as meaningless as the hero of Chechnya

omg..not this guy..I'm surprised he hasn't married himself. He'll become his own sister wife

ship him off to the isle of misfit mascots.

Are you sure this isn't the Onion? Are they laying off tables next?

"Do these units have a soul?"

- The robots before they were fired

I thought Putin was the hero of all Russian provinces.

Except it’s not penis. It’s testicles. The oniony (not really) headline was made up.