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PerInception t1_jaaamef wrote
Reply to comment by LonelyActor in Naked girl enters wrong hotel room, League of Legends gamer continues playing by calbert1735
She wasn’t a prostitute, but she did stay at a holiday inn express last night.
brick316 t1_jaaaiu2 wrote
Reply to comment by eagle4123 in Naked girl enters wrong hotel room, League of Legends gamer continues playing by calbert1735
damn, rollercoaster
brick316 t1_jaaacjc wrote
Not the 1st time!
He's know himself (like most other dictators) to award himself.
Fun Fact: His dad used to be anti Russia, fought a war of independence... until he changed sides (huge bribes). Son became head of 'Chechnya' and killed his own people.
Defiant-Peace-493 t1_jaaa9yd wrote
Reply to comment by SylvieJay in Chechen Leader Awards Himself 'Hero Of Chechnya' Medal by a_exa_e
Hey, if the shoe fits...
Wired_143 t1_jaaa99h wrote
In my non-expert opinion. China is most likely watching Russia, with a more combat proven military. Not do very well, in their invasion attempt. They are not too anxious to attempt their own invasion. Their troops are not combat veterans (at least I don’t think so) and would most likely not perform very well.
grisioco t1_jaaa7yy wrote
Reply to comment by brick316 in Austin civil rights director resigns after employees file complaints about workplace mistreatment by Indigo_Etcetera
sure
[deleted] t1_jaaa3za wrote
Reply to comment by LonelyActor in Naked girl enters wrong hotel room, League of Legends gamer continues playing by calbert1735
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brick316 t1_jaa9yhj wrote
Reply to comment by grisioco in Austin civil rights director resigns after employees file complaints about workplace mistreatment by Indigo_Etcetera
So you mean Republicans running the EPA doesn't make them environmentalists? wow!!
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/s ;)
zshah99 t1_jaa978g wrote
The world in histeric on this, but calm when someone says there are more than 2 gender.
cowvin t1_jaa8nxl wrote
Reply to comment by swisscriss in CIA head: China is unsure whether it can invade Taiwan. by agonhaziri
Sure, there are similarities between many groups of people in terms of appearance, culture, language, etc. However, here are some interesting facts about Taiwan:
Taiwan has its own language, Taiwanese, that is slowly being pushed out by Chinese. Additionally, Taiwanese people who read and write Chinese use traditional Chinese characters rather than the simplified Chinese characters (introduced by the Communists).
Taiwan is the global leader in manufacturing computer chips because their manufacturing processes are years ahead of anyone else (for more info, look up TSMC).
Taiwan is a very modern democracy and they deserve to be recognized as an independent country.
qj-_-tp t1_jaa73cr wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Americans are ready to test embryos for future college chances, survey shows by sunset_canopy
I call trolling. The other party is more correct than you are, though each raised valid points. Trolls lose by forfeit immediately after being outed. Therefore, you lose. And don’t think you can sucker me with more trolling; whether you have good points to make or not, troll == loss. I’m done with you; your loss.
StonedOldChiller t1_jaa6uxg wrote
Reply to comment by J4MES101 in New study claims soft drink makes men’s private parts BIGGER by xalxary2
"Dwayne's face was a picture when he was told he'd have to fluff them before measuring."
msbeal2 t1_jaa6t3t wrote
Would that man part be their waste lines?
jlcatch22 t1_jaa5kiu wrote
I saw two cyclists on the road recently, and had they been riding one behind the other they could have easily just occupied the side of the road, not impeding traffic. But no, in true dickhead cyclists fashion, they had to ride side by side, so that one of them was in the lane and cars had to wait for the opposing lane to clear to get around them.
LonelyActor t1_jaa5jza wrote
Reply to comment by smashkraft in Naked girl enters wrong hotel room, League of Legends gamer continues playing by calbert1735
So they say. It’s Thailand so there is always a possibility that she was just a desperate prostitute attempting to solicit random men for her services. I find the psych meds explanation alone very hard to believe.
RyokoKnight t1_jaa56nr wrote
As long as the US is a naval/aireal world power, and as long as the US is involved in the region. China cannot take Taiwan.
They don't have the navy or airforce numbers or quality to perform a sustainable landing operation while facing a naval/aireal threat from other countries.
A regional power like Japan's navy alone, if they got involved, might be enough to counter China's invasion simply by threatening troop convoys and supply convoys throughout the invasion attempt... and obviously if the US is involved basically every Chinese ship above water would be sunk in a matter of a week or two.
It also realistically isn't worth it, even in a world China had the navy and airforce to conquer Taiwan they'd lose hundreds of thousands if not a full million men in the attempt. All for a Tiny island they'd have to level with bombs and make more or less worthless just to obtain. Losing that much of your army/population all for an island just isn't logical.
PerformanceTop7616 t1_jaa4qrd wrote
I’m the hero of big titty goths
Squirrels-on-LSD t1_jaa4n0i wrote
Reply to comment by ExperienceDaveness in Majority of drivers say aggressive cyclists threaten their safety – poll by Hall_C137
Damn straight.
NotSayinItWasAliens t1_jaa4muf wrote
Hide ya children. Hide ya wife. Hide ya husband, 'cause they be exorcisin' everybody!
SpaceDoctorWOBorders t1_jaa4bbh wrote
Reply to comment by StarGaurdianBard in Google lays off 100 robot workers used to clean its cafeterias, says report by snowmaninheat
You still do all those things though when traveling to work to share a cube, you're just adding extra risk. Where are you getting your info about shared cubicles not being health risks. Just because it's 10,000x less dangerous then eating out of a toilet bowl doesn't mean there isn't any risk.
I've never seen someone defend having a shared working space so hard.
Darklord_Bravo t1_jaa3zbe wrote
Reply to comment by alexjaness in New study claims soft drink makes men’s private parts BIGGER by xalxary2
Good one.
Darklord_Bravo t1_jaa3x10 wrote
Pretty sure based on the amount of Dr. Pepper I consumed back in the 90's, my penis should be about 2 feet or longer right now.
Safe to say, it is not. Thankfully. (No diabetes either!)
Tweed_Man t1_jaa3rs1 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in CIA head: China is unsure whether it can invade Taiwan. by agonhaziri
Honestly I wouldn't be surprised that even if we somehow ended up in a nuclear war with China our politicians would refuse to sanction them to not hurt the economy... while nukes rained down on us.
mindlessgonzo2 t1_jaa36uv wrote
Yeah, no. I already tried that.
Signed,
A Type-2 Diabetic
omegadirectory t1_jaaazji wrote
Reply to comment by eagle4123 in Naked girl enters wrong hotel room, League of Legends gamer continues playing by calbert1735
Thank you. The "article" was really bad at pronouns and properly delineating who was doing what.