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fromabuick t1_jaa2yos wrote
The greatest ad campaign ever born
smashkraft t1_jaa2xvd wrote
Reply to comment by eagle4123 in Naked girl enters wrong hotel room, League of Legends gamer continues playing by calbert1735
Hold up a day off meds created that? Yikes
StarGaurdianBard t1_jaa2tw7 wrote
Reply to comment by SpaceDoctorWOBorders in Google lays off 100 robot workers used to clean its cafeterias, says report by snowmaninheat
Super germs are being created primarily as a response to overuse of antibiotics, not because of disinfectant wipes.
If you are worried about the whole cube/desk having germs ill once again point out that you shouldn't go out in public then. Where you eat at a restaurant will have more germs than a cubicle. Public transportation will have easily 1000x more. Being In a crowd will have more. Literally any doorknob/doorhandle in public. And if you don't believe in disinfectant I hope you only ever use the bathroom at home.
cramduck t1_jaa2jk7 wrote
I would have a much easier time of this if all of our roadway infrastructure wasn't built for cars. As it stands, seeing a bicyclist is like a weird mix of encountering a deer "Oh God, I hope it doesn't suddenly dive in front of me" and encountering a cop "Oh God, I hope I'm not doing something illegal."
The end result is that any time I have to share a road with a bicyclist, my blood pressure goes through the roof.
Beepis2 t1_jaa28ep wrote
Reply to comment by williamsdj01 in New study claims soft drink makes men’s private parts BIGGER by xalxary2
Tic-tac
SpaceDoctorWOBorders t1_jaa27a6 wrote
Reply to comment by StarGaurdianBard in Google lays off 100 robot workers used to clean its cafeterias, says report by snowmaninheat
You think a keyboard is the only thing being shared in the cubicle? The whole cube/desk can carry bacteria.
Also, isn't there a whole thing about the overuse of disinfectant and breeding more harmful bacteria/viruses?
https://vitalacy.com/super-germs-are-we-making-bacteria-more-resistant/
IAmARobot t1_jaa26ck wrote
Reply to comment by Fuzakenaideyo in Google lays off 100 robot workers used to clean its cafeterias, says report by snowmaninheat
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Adventurous_Aerie_79 t1_jaa1p45 wrote
Is this a -- "satan made me rape that kid" sort of thing? Its trtuly a miracle that it took them so long to try this one.
exorcism scene from scary movie 2 has aged strangely. It looks more like an instruction video now. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZgYrbeFlec
williamsdj01 t1_jaa1meg wrote
Reply to comment by Beepis2 in New study claims soft drink makes men’s private parts BIGGER by xalxary2
Think how small you would be if you didn't drink soda
igner_farnsworth t1_jaa135w wrote
Share the road... most bikers think this means "I'll do whatever stupid, illegal, inconsiderate, or dangerous shit I want while putting my life in your hands expecting you to see me, know what I'm doing, and not run my ass down."
Like I said back in the days I used to drive forklifts for a living... it doesn't much matter what the rules of driving a forklift safely are if you have a fork sticking through your chest... don't make your safety my responsibility.
BurntRussianBBQ t1_jaa0wn6 wrote
Reply to comment by StarGaurdianBard in Google lays off 100 robot workers used to clean its cafeterias, says report by snowmaninheat
It's gross, and the fact we are discussing sanitizing wipes everyday as normal thing bc you have to share a desk is such a pain. So glad I work from home.
Theurbanboot t1_jaa0cig wrote
Italian reporter for a tiktok news outlet, huh
Soup0rMan t1_jaa08pe wrote
Mmm... Gonna say this one is doubtful. Not from personal experience of course. Nope.
StarGaurdianBard t1_ja9zwh6 wrote
Reply to comment by SpaceDoctorWOBorders in Google lays off 100 robot workers used to clean its cafeterias, says report by snowmaninheat
Literally the whole point of hand hygiene and disinfectant is to kill germs. To deny the effectiveness of having the ability to I'll 99.9% of germs means you should live in a bubble since the chances of you getting sick from a disinfected keyboard is astronomically lower than literally touching a doorknob, being around other people, etc. A disinfected keyboard, mouse, etc will have much less germs on them than literally anything else in your life.
It's literally how germ theory and cleanliness works.
thecarbonkid t1_ja9zlu5 wrote
It's nine tenths of the law.
StaMike t1_ja9zdjr wrote
Reply to comment by Fluid_Mulberry394 in Google lays off 100 robot workers used to clean its cafeterias, says report by snowmaninheat
I heard the workload was inhumane.
alexjaness t1_ja9yv34 wrote
Big Black Coca-Cola
[deleted] t1_ja9y5vl wrote
The real threat to them is the world choosing to not do business with them should they push this too far.
Grouchy_Ad4351 t1_ja9y27e wrote
Reply to comment by vandelayATC in Augusta woman drives SUV into Popeyes over missing biscuits by forever-gymcelling
Amazing the people that are among us... Some people seem unable to function on a rational level.. Not sure the answer... But glad she's not my neighbor
lrrc49 t1_ja9y1ei wrote
Reply to comment by DebiMoonfae in Americans are ready to test embryos for future college chances, survey shows by sunset_canopy
just a way to get money from those with money to spend.
phd in biochemistry and molecular biology: only the wealthy will be able to afford genetic screening and alterations.
Ethically I think all forms of embryonic genome editing in humans should be banned unless it is to treat a specific genetic disease.
Unique_Anywhere5735 t1_ja9xw2f wrote
Reply to comment by Schneetmacher in Chechen Leader Awards Himself 'Hero Of Chechnya' Medal by a_exa_e
I think it's sitting on his chin...
TeaEastern4681 t1_ja9xlzr wrote
Reply to comment by Vyar in Google lays off 100 robot workers used to clean its cafeterias, says report by snowmaninheat
They refused to pay the solar tax.
janzeera t1_ja9xg30 wrote
“Coke Adds…,” inches.
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smashkraft t1_jaa347j wrote
Reply to comment by Jim3001 in Naked girl enters wrong hotel room, League of Legends gamer continues playing by calbert1735
She has to be better than Silver with that level of focus. That's a lot of commotion to tune out