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SpecterCody t1_ja9vumm wrote
Reply to comment by Mr_Paper in New study claims soft drink makes men’s private parts BIGGER by xalxary2
Thiccy Mouse.
AGreenJacket t1_ja9vpyf wrote
As someone who has spent the last 20ish years of my life drinking several sodas a day, I can confirm this is incorrect
lsdecaria1 t1_ja9vk32 wrote
Brawndo. It has Viagra in it. Makes sense
Hirokage t1_ja9uj4v wrote
Reply to FBI arrests man dubbed 'Sedition Panda' for allegedly storming Capitol wearing bear head by oranjemania
This sounds so South Park.
Unique_Anywhere5735 t1_ja9ugsq wrote
Jeez! How many of these damned things do you have to drink? (Asking for a friend...)
brookdacook t1_ja9u8sa wrote
Reply to comment by brookdacook in Majority of drivers say aggressive cyclists threaten their safety – poll by Hall_C137
Oh also this is such a lawl headline. The fact it was obviously biased is already dumb but if any motorist feels threatened by a bike guess who loses? The guy on the bike. Basically 100% of the time.
brookdacook t1_ja9tziu wrote
Eh, I biked a shit ton. I drive to. Majority of bike users I don't think should be allowed on the road. Bike paths can be an answer but it's very dependent on the city.
For reference I'm Canadian. Two cities I've been to enough to make commentary are Victoria BC and Calgary Alberta. There seems to be a weird push to eliminate lanes in main thoroughfares for bikes. These are streets that are already congested at prime hours. So congestion gets worse and to be honest I don't want to be on those roads anyway. This mainly a Victoria thing.
Calgary seems to do it better for the most part (my commute rarely involves the downtown bike lanes so feel free to comment you own experience) lots of rivers and "side" streets. Extremely pleasant. Calgary also just has thin white line to do bike stuff in.
Victoria recently implemented what, imo of course, an over engineered solution with there own lights and rules. For example we should be allowed to turn right on a red light. But with these bike paths your not allowed to if there light is green.
The problem here is so many people have no idea there not allowed to turn right on a red on these streets and it's dangerous. I've been almost clipped quite a few times and I feel this is greatly compounded by the fact that Victoria is a tourist destination.
Both cities suffer from being, tbh, Canadian. Hopping on your bike in summer you will see good utilization of the paths but come winter there's so few people. The decent season is about 4 months leaving 8 months of "why did we build this". Calgary being far colder in winter then Victoria suffers from this more but in both cities the bike lanes are ghost town for the most part. Seems weird to me to increase congestion with so little utilization when used year round.
Let me put it this way. If the avg speed of traffic on a road is 50km an hour and then a car is going 20km an hour I'd say that's at worst dangerous and at best adding a wild amount of congestion.
To be fair if you avg pedestrian walks at 3 km an hour and your ripping 20km that's also dangerous. But I think (correct me if I'm wrong) there's little chance of anyone dieing. Also, hypothetically, if you do not use the road and there's a pedestrian you can always go off the side in someone's yard for a couple of feet to give them room.
Personally, I use both depending on situation. A busy road I can't keep speed on? I'll hit the side walk. Busy side walk? I'll hit the road. If both are busy I'll use the side walk and pop off into grass to go around. If I can't do that I will pop off the curb into traffic till I've past the pedestrian then back onto the side walk. Also in these situations it's just a fact of life that you can't go top speed. It's dangerous to everyone and you need to know how to signal well for your safety and others.
JejuneEsculenta t1_ja9tzhh wrote
Reply to comment by Arronax50 in Google lays off 100 robot workers used to clean its cafeterias, says report by snowmaninheat
My company had set up hot desks, while working to transition our office around some RIFs and incoming tenants.
Eventually, they just let us all WFH and closed the office (which we had only built, like, 18 years ago).
Hot desks are brilliant for those who are in the office part time. No need to keep 150 desks for 150 employees, and have them each only used a day or two per week.
Doktor_musmatta t1_ja9tqs7 wrote
Reply to comment by ClockworkDreamz in Chechen Leader Awards Himself 'Hero Of Chechnya' Medal by a_exa_e
If George became a militant Islamist rather than Latvian Orthodox
_night_cat t1_ja9tps3 wrote
Reply to comment by Azozel in New study claims soft drink makes men’s private parts BIGGER by xalxary2
They’ve got the biggest balls of them all!
Doktor_musmatta t1_ja9tkry wrote
>Send unit of self-professed Jihadi war criminals to Ukraine
>They get their asses soundly handed to them
>Invent new medal. Give self said medal for sending asshole Jihadis to Ukraine.
>???
>Profit
a_exa_e OP t1_ja9tk0p wrote
Reply to comment by aotus_trivirgatus in Chechen Leader Awards Himself 'Hero Of Chechnya' Medal by a_exa_e
Bro me too! All this time, I thought that I was a criminal...
a_exa_e OP t1_ja9tb75 wrote
Reply to comment by amerkanische_Frosch in Chechen Leader Awards Himself 'Hero Of Chechnya' Medal by a_exa_e
I'm not cultured enough to answer the Shakespeare part lol, but your comment is absolutely true. Kadyrov is really hilarious, and I'd almost say his daily, absurd and incredibly stupid statements are the only good thing that the war in Ukraine brought. A joyful piece of laughter amongst the world's dark news.
series_hybrid t1_ja9t8r1 wrote
Reply to comment by Hot-Delay5608 in CIA head: China is unsure whether it can invade Taiwan. by agonhaziri
I'm not saying China would win, I'm just saying that they have done some crazy stuff.
JejuneEsculenta t1_ja9t13j wrote
Reply to comment by GlobalTravelR in Google lays off 100 robot workers used to clean its cafeterias, says report by snowmaninheat
Terminatored.....
wwarnout t1_ja9socz wrote
Reply to comment by Dudeist-Priest in Vatican to hold exorcist training course after ‘rise in possessions’ by ProofOfPlasticity
...and a very good reason to end their tax-exempt status.
a_exa_e OP t1_ja9s42b wrote
Reply to comment by gadget850 in Chechen Leader Awards Himself 'Hero Of Chechnya' Medal by a_exa_e
Can I have one?
my_name_is_______ t1_ja9s3jd wrote
Reply to comment by markskull in Google lays off 100 robot workers used to clean its cafeterias, says report by snowmaninheat
File not found.
Azozel t1_ja9rtv6 wrote
Reply to comment by stump2003 in New study claims soft drink makes men’s private parts BIGGER by xalxary2
Well, they claim it makes the mice have bigger testicles. They don't mention anything about the rest of the mouse. So, I guess you don't have to slam your balls in a microwave now so...
gadget850 t1_ja9rons wrote
I heard Trump has some extra medals stashed in a drawer.
Azozel t1_ja9rimt wrote
Reply to comment by J4MES101 in New study claims soft drink makes men’s private parts BIGGER by xalxary2
No, the article clearly says they measured the testicle size.
Hot-Delay5608 t1_ja9rgnu wrote
Reply to comment by series_hybrid in CIA head: China is unsure whether it can invade Taiwan. by agonhaziri
I don't think "China can loose millions of soldiers". The Chinese people are much more vocal and willing to demonstrate against their own government than the Russian sheep. With the Chinese one child policy, the population wouldn't be too excited about the very real prospect of loosing their only child. There would be massive demonstrations against the government if there'd be massive losses of life in a war seen as uncle Pooh's vanity project.
markskull t1_ja9r9co wrote
Reply to comment by D3monskull in Google lays off 100 robot workers used to clean its cafeterias, says report by snowmaninheat
Please, Don Bot, look into your hard drive and open your mercy file!
Khemith t1_ja9r0n5 wrote
Reply to comment by africakitten in FBI arrests man dubbed 'Sedition Panda' for allegedly storming Capitol wearing bear head by oranjemania
Wait until they start marching in the streets when a charismatic leader who isn't a complete narcissistic fancy lad. Wait until some disaster happens and it's you and their white nationalist gang with no federal authorities to protect.
Spellscroll t1_ja9wig4 wrote
Reply to New study claims soft drink makes men’s private parts BIGGER by xalxary2
Huh, never considered my waistline to be a private part before.