Reddit. Clickbait. 🤷

For females it's called a hoo ha.

I regularly ask ChatGPT to consider me for use as a battery, or an emotional support human.

Your no no parts

Anglicans don't have to worry about possessions.

They're more concerned with repossessions.

I mean, you go on a diet to "lose" weight. You ain't gonna gain them size drinking zero calories!

How embarrassing…

Is this the newest way they will cure all the pedophiles?

Whats funny is that it was the girlfriend that was playing League, while to dude was in bed. Then some weird chick comes in, strips and lays in the bed. And she kept gaming.

A true Gamer girl!

No I've never washed my hands in my life and I wouldn't share a workstation with anyone. I'm not going to get randomly sick from touching the same keyboard I used yesterday compared to if a sick person used it before. Don't pretend like you don't see the increased risk.

Dr. Pepper, you make the dicks look bigger, Dr. Pepper

Bicyclists are like deer. They like to pretend they're the only ones on the road and you might have to swerve to avoid having them crashing through your windshield which could lead you to hitting another car.

It’s not a tumor. I promise.

That's some high quality r/RareInsults content^([but since the topic is political, such a post would probably get banned])

I drink way too much soda. My private parts might be bigger, but I can’t tell because of the size of my stomach.

Implying that somebody’s job for the last several months was measuring mouse cock length

Good cv material right there

(Kind of sounds like a trick played on an intern led to unexpected results. “Let’s make Dwayne measure their dicks”, etc etc.)

Then...learn how to use them correctly? It's all on you to use the sanitizing wipe before using the stuff. If you don't know how to clean things then you have much bigger issues in your life than sharing a mouse and keyboard with someone else.

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You can dissolve a mouse in Mountain Dew.

Most people can't even use sanitizing wipes correctly. Sharing a desk is a very personal thing and people are fucking gross. Also implies you have to share the chair. I only want to sit on my own history of darts thank you very much.

This line doesn't work without the one before it about humans being dependent on machines to survive.

Thank you. For both saving me a click and for helping me to not support a click-bait headline.

"I'll build my own cafeteria, with blackjack and hookers!"

Do you not practice hand hygiene? Do you not wipe down your work station before you use it? You can get yourself sick if you don't use a disinfectant wipe at the start of your shift even if it's your own stuff so that's more telling on you than anything.

Any individual fascist is pathetic and a loser, such as Ted Cruz or Lindsey Graham. But together, by the millions, they are dangerous because they all vote as a single block for getting rid of the EPA, stopping those who oppose them from voting, and killing healthcare and social security.