Recent comments in /f/nottheonion
Dudeist-Priest t1_ja9jkll wrote
Fixing problems that don’t exist while ignoring or covering up the ones that do is very Vatican.
StarGaurdianBard t1_ja9j8yg wrote
Reply to comment by BurntRussianBBQ in Google lays off 100 robot workers used to clean its cafeterias, says report by snowmaninheat
At some point you either accept that hand hygiene and disinfectant wipes work or you deny the science behind it and you have bigger problems.
Only on reddit can you find people activity like it's a war crime that their employers require then to share equipment and need to wipe it down every so often.
MissedFieldGoal t1_ja9iyaq wrote
Reply to FBI arrests man dubbed 'Sedition Panda' for allegedly storming Capitol wearing bear head by oranjemania
I think it bears repeating that this isn’t acceptable behavior.
CyberCarnivore t1_ja9inpr wrote
Come on guys don't just read the headlines... 🤦♂️
The very first line in the article reads: "Drinking Coca-Cola makes men’s testicles bigger."
2 extra clicks before you comment about your dick size and we would all be making Bad Grandpa jokes, lol.
supreme_glassez t1_ja9il1h wrote
Bruh, if that's the case who knows how big I'd be if I drank soda!
CyberCarnivore t1_ja9i3ti wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in New study claims soft drink makes men’s private parts BIGGER by xalxary2
"Drinking Coca-Cola makes men’s testicles bigger."
Literally the first line in the article...
nilsgunderson t1_ja9hjqk wrote
Darn. I've been using that enlarge cream for ever and no results, despite rubbing it on religiously every night. I could have been drinking soda (and using the enlarge cream).
DontToewsMeBro2 t1_ja9gxkv wrote
Big Red?
Objective_Being8159 t1_ja9gt2k wrote
Reply to comment by Shrekromancer in New study claims soft drink makes men’s private parts BIGGER by xalxary2
😂
teplightyear t1_ja9gkmy wrote
Public defenders are perfectly capable attorneys, and I'm quite certain that one will be able to mount a defense involving an elderly person with diminished capacity.
If you're out here claiming he shouldn't have access to a public defender because he has money, you're maximum clown. Once we start picking and choosing who gets that, you're probably not going to like how it shakes out. Let's just let everyone have access to these perfectly serviceable attorneys who are woefully underpaid compared to the other options that are usually available to them.
DebiMoonfae t1_ja9gapd wrote
Reply to Americans are ready to test embryos for future college chances, survey shows by sunset_canopy
Oh they can read your bank account through embryos now?
[deleted] t1_ja9fsuy wrote
flomoloko t1_ja9fpd2 wrote
A survey sponsored by an automobile association. How clever..
>At IAM RoadSmart we are passionate about keeping road users safe and lobby government to influence road safety policy. You can find our manifesto, research reports and policies by clicking here.
[deleted] t1_ja9flk1 wrote
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bsoto87 t1_ja9en6k wrote
Reply to comment by Thialase in Chechen Leader Awards Himself 'Hero Of Chechnya' Medal by a_exa_e
Lol the way this war is going for Russia, Putin may be his cock holster pretty soon
Eaton_Rifles t1_ja9edk2 wrote
About as credible as Idi ‘Dada’ Amin and his various medals…🤣
Mr_Paper t1_ja9dzrd wrote
Reply to comment by stump2003 in New study claims soft drink makes men’s private parts BIGGER by xalxary2
No wonder Mickey is so happy all the time.
mike-godwin01 t1_ja9dtu5 wrote
Thank God I’m not Catholic /s
houseman1131 t1_ja9dpti wrote
Reply to comment by mike-godwin01 in New study claims soft drink makes men’s private parts BIGGER by xalxary2
Yeah wtf were my parents thinking not letting me drink soda all the time this is their fault. 😡😡😡/s
AlphaWolve2 t1_ja9dnm9 wrote
Technology!!!!! Not mental health and not demons…. Technology being controlled by human beings!!!!! Neuralink- Electronic parasites
Tonkarz t1_ja9df9o wrote
Reply to comment by geekgodzeus in Google lays off 100 robot workers used to clean its cafeterias, says report by snowmaninheat
It is completely uninhabitable, Zion is miles underground.
dustinrector t1_ja9dawe wrote
Reply to comment by majorjoe23 in New study claims soft drink makes men’s private parts BIGGER by xalxary2
Hey, he’s a Fizzician!
Merv71 t1_ja9cz8v wrote
Great post. Now sit back and watch all the bike dicks work themselves into a lather as they get pissed off
977888 t1_ja9cxsn wrote
Reply to comment by LewAshby309 in New study claims soft drink makes men’s private parts BIGGER by xalxary2
Probably because the U.S. has a much larger Asian population, and Asian countries, especially southeast, almost universally have the smallest by far
VinylmationDude t1_ja9jpbw wrote
Reply to New study claims soft drink makes men’s private parts BIGGER by xalxary2
This is clearly bullshit as I haven’t seen any increase in penis size in my life.