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BigfootsMailman t1_ja9ciy3 wrote
His beard looks like a ballbag.
stump2003 t1_ja9ci9l wrote
Reply to comment by Azozel in New study claims soft drink makes men’s private parts BIGGER by xalxary2
So forcing mice to drink Coke makes my junk bigger? Hope you’re thirsty Mr. Mouse…
Donohoed t1_ja9bvfb wrote
Goodness. 500,000 a year just in Italy. Somebody really dropped the ball there, i guess. Or dropped some acid.
peensteen t1_ja9bn2c wrote
I wish he would "An Hero" for Chechnya.
peensteen t1_ja9b9m4 wrote
Ah, so that's what a female Dwarf looks like. No wonder Tolkien was so close-mouthed about them.
Shrekromancer t1_ja9aymi wrote
Reply to comment by InternetPeon in New study claims soft drink makes men’s private parts BIGGER by xalxary2
Diet Coke -> Diet Cock
IMovedYourCheese t1_ja9aw1o wrote
Reply to comment by DerekB52 in Google lays off 100 robot workers used to clean its cafeterias, says report by snowmaninheat
Google hired 50K+ new employees during the pandemic, and obviously didn't add equivalent office space to make up for it. Now those extra ~32K employees (after the layoffs) need desks.
Jarjarthejedi t1_ja9auee wrote
Reply to comment by PEVEI in Suspected shoplifter living in $1 million home to rely on public defender by JAlbert653
The article says the owner is "a woman with a Pacific Grove, Calif. mailing address", so no, this guy doesn't own the property.
jxj24 t1_ja9ajjq wrote
"I can only pay you in gum."
PEVEI t1_ja9aixd wrote
The phrasing is interesting, "Living in" not "Living in his" or "His home."
So does this guy own the property? Does their presence in this property indicate something about their overall financial wellbeing?
NaughtyEwok15 t1_ja9ahif wrote
This guy has big gay energy hiding in that beard
MountainHigh31 t1_ja9ague wrote
peensteen t1_ja9afd3 wrote
Reply to comment by gobblox38 in Chechen Leader Awards Himself 'Hero Of Chechnya' Medal by a_exa_e
The REVOLVER OCELOT (revolver ocelot) medal of lulz.
ShadowEllipse t1_ja9a78b wrote
I awarded myself for the biggest schlong in the house. You can't deny this
africakitten t1_ja9a6jm wrote
Reply to FBI arrests man dubbed 'Sedition Panda' for allegedly storming Capitol wearing bear head by oranjemania
These are the fascists we're meant to be afraid of?
Chariots487 t1_ja9a1hh wrote
Reply to Twitter argues before Supreme Court that letting ISIS use platform not the same as aiding and abetting terror by do-you-know-the-way9
Everyone in the world bout to forget how long they've been doing this so they can try and make it all about the mean new owner who doesn't say the nice words.
small_toe t1_ja99x3r wrote
Reply to comment by LoveArguingPolitics in Google lays off 100 robot workers used to clean its cafeterias, says report by snowmaninheat
Few months old but these things don't happen overnight:
Kind_Bullfrog_4073 t1_ja99tx6 wrote
Reply to Naked girl enters wrong hotel room, League of Legends gamer continues playing by calbert1735
Bros before hos
Chariots487 t1_ja99q0f wrote
Reply to Naked girl enters wrong hotel room, League of Legends gamer continues playing by calbert1735
Literally the least oniony thing.
[deleted] t1_ja99ozs wrote
Reply to comment by Eleven918 in Naked girl enters wrong hotel room, League of Legends gamer continues playing by calbert1735
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defaultusername-17 t1_ja992rh wrote
Reply to Americans are ready to test embryos for future college chances, survey shows by sunset_canopy
oh joy... eugenics 2.0... just in time for a new fascist movement... nothing alarming bout that.
SylvieJay t1_ja98z59 wrote
Reply to comment by Tballz9 in Chechen Leader Awards Himself 'Hero Of Chechnya' Medal by a_exa_e
For being brave enough to wear women's Prada Boots
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amerkanische_Frosch t1_ja9crjv wrote
Reply to Chechen Leader Awards Himself 'Hero Of Chechnya' Medal by a_exa_e
You know how in certain Shakespearian dramas, there is often a bit of comic relief after a point of very high tension, like in Act II, Scene 3 of Macbeth, where, just after Macbeth has murdered King Duncan and told Lady Macbeth that he is now haunted by the horror of his deed, the drunk porter comes on stage and acts like a blithering idiot?
That is Kadyrov, through and through - whenever the war in Ukraine reaches a very tense point - a new Russian missile bombardment causing tragedy or a bunch of Wagner goons wreaking havoc on civilians, you can count of him to show up and give us all a laugh due to some new outburst of idiocy.