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BabyLegsOShanahan t1_ja98opp wrote
Someone else holds his power of attorney. It isn’t his house and the things he stole were frivolous. I hate clickbait.
marchesNmaneuvers t1_ja98ndx wrote
Reply to comment by Tahmas836 in New study claims soft drink makes men’s private parts BIGGER by xalxary2
hard drink*
More_Cowbell8 t1_ja98euc wrote
Reply to comment by OgnokTheRager in Google lays off 100 robot workers used to clean its cafeterias, says report by snowmaninheat
Calm down Francis!
MolecularMacMansion t1_ja97zm7 wrote
What kind of drivers? And who's safety is threatened?
ztreHdrahciR t1_ja97rnu wrote
"If you CANNOT AFFORD an attorney..."
BurnesWhenIP t1_ja97r9z wrote
I guess "Grab a Coke and a Smile" has new meaning
Adam_Edward t1_ja97m5k wrote
Reply to comment by RobertusesReddit in CIA head: China is unsure whether it can invade Taiwan. by agonhaziri
DeJavu I've seen this comment before.
ctiger12 t1_ja97i2g wrote
Drinking or soaking? I need to know clearer
LoveArguingPolitics t1_ja97her wrote
Reply to comment by small_toe in Google lays off 100 robot workers used to clean its cafeterias, says report by snowmaninheat
They own the building... They can't just close it
g3t_int0_ityuh t1_ja97fah wrote
Reply to Americans are ready to test embryos for future college chances, survey shows by sunset_canopy
That sucks. I’ve worked with brilliant individuals that are PhD MD, phd PhD et c… and damn that is a curse. The amount of engagement needed to keep minds of that caliber sane is. A. Lot. Seriously, high intellect is a hair away from insanity.
nowhereman1223 t1_ja970lc wrote
why not let the taxpayers cover your defense?
Thats how you keep money, by not spending it. On anything.
ExperienceDaveness t1_ja96tzy wrote
I'm related news, the most dangerous predator for mountain lions is the gray squirrel.
series_hybrid t1_ja96rg8 wrote
It would have to be a massive strike-force, and it would have to travel roughly 110 miles over water.
Logistically, they probably wouldn't depart from a Chinese beach and land on the nearest Taiwanese beach, so from launch to combat zone would be farther.
They would have to hide the buildup of the massive strike-force from satellites, drones, and spies.
Would they attack the military bases, or the capital city? Or both?
China can lose millions of soldiers, but they can't be swimming to Taiwan, they need boats, aircraft, and parachutes.
Every Chinese ship that goes up against Taiwan will be sunk on approach.
tc2007 t1_ja96f07 wrote
Reply to Google lays off 100 robot workers used to clean its cafeterias, says report by snowmaninheat
Laid off robots found a new profession. https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/enfuturama/images/d/d5/Robot_Mafia.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20090530134440
RobertusesReddit t1_ja95m98 wrote
Reply to comment by marchesNmaneuvers in CIA head: China is unsure whether it can invade Taiwan. by agonhaziri
CIA
[deleted] t1_ja956gp wrote
Reply to comment by hummingbird_mywill in Americans are ready to test embryos for future college chances, survey shows by sunset_canopy
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Eleven918 t1_ja953dy wrote
Reply to comment by SnarfbObo in Naked girl enters wrong hotel room, League of Legends gamer continues playing by calbert1735
2 things.
He's there with his girlfriend who is the gamer. So he's already getting some.
The naked girl is a third party.
Banea-Vaedr t1_ja95037 wrote
That is not what the poll questions said
Eleven918 t1_ja94xp5 wrote
Reply to Naked girl enters wrong hotel room, League of Legends gamer continues playing by calbert1735
There's quite a bit to unpack.
There's a couple staying in the room. The girlfriend is the gamer and not the guy.
Random third girl strips and climbs into bed because she forgot her psych meds.
Alexstarfire t1_ja94izr wrote
Reply to comment by teahxerik in Chechen Leader Awards Himself 'Hero Of Chechnya' Medal by a_exa_e
What if I told you that's my alt account?
eagle4123 t1_ja94hj3 wrote
Reply to Naked girl enters wrong hotel room, League of Legends gamer continues playing by calbert1735
3 main character s are mentioned in the article,
Naked woman (N), boyfriend (B) and girlfriend (G)
G is playing a game in a hotel room that she shares with B. N nocks on the door, G temporarily leaves her game to open it. N enters clothed. She strips and gets in bed, next to B.
B tries to get N out but cannot. G continues playing and tells him to fix it. B calls front desk and they fix it. They figure out N did not take a medication
stouf761 t1_ja945kb wrote
Reply to comment by Dark_Delusion in Chechen Leader Awards Himself 'Hero Of Chechnya' Medal by a_exa_e
He is an Aladeen leader probably with a very Aladeen outlook of life. Might be HIV Aladeen though.
TheDarkRider t1_ja93qxn wrote
From years of playing command and conquer they don’t have a chance
probably_art t1_ja92yuc wrote
Reply to comment by BurntRussianBBQ in Google lays off 100 robot workers used to clean its cafeterias, says report by snowmaninheat
Yeah I bring my own mouse and dongles to work and sanitize the shared workstation before setting up
AndyGHK t1_ja98rhi wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in New study claims soft drink makes men’s private parts BIGGER by xalxary2
When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs every morning to help me get Large,
But now that I’m grown I eat five dozen eggs, so I’m roughly the size of a baaaarge!