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kinglittlenc t1_ja90741 wrote

Reply to comment by tigerCELL in Google lays off 100 robot workers used to clean its cafeterias, says report by snowmaninheat

I'm pretty sure this is just speak for doing open concept without having enough seats if everyone shows up. Someone at my company was making fun of Google but I'm positive we wouldn't have enough seating or parking if everyone showed up the same day. We do hybrid 3 days a week so it's never an issue

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x-munk t1_ja90405 wrote

Reply to comment by [deleted] in Naked girl enters wrong hotel room, League of Legends gamer continues playing by calbert1735

That's what he did and then the issue was resolved.

To anyone who isn't bothering to RTFM - two people were in the room - a guy was lying on a bed and his girlfriend was playing LoL. There was a knock and the girlfriend let a woman in then went back to playing LoL - meanwhile the woman stripped naked and laid down with him in bed. So, he picked up the phone and dialed the front desk.

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GatoradeNipples t1_ja8we99 wrote

Reply to comment by Benevolent_Grouch in CIA head: China is unsure whether it can invade Taiwan. by agonhaziri

I didn't downvote you, but in context, it feels pretty obvious to me that what you're saying is... the point the original poster was trying to make. Sinking Taiwan is physically impossible, but at least attempting that would just make China look really stupid. Attempting to take Taiwan is both stupid and actively suicidal.

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