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vostfrallthethings t1_ja8w6ux wrote
Reply to comment by dcode9 in Chinese kissing device lets you smooch over the internet, but no tongues by halxp01
Not bad, whatever people say, this show got some good situation comedy sometimes and actors delivers
MeanwhileInGermany t1_ja8vlec wrote
Reply to comment by grey_carbon in Chechen Leader Awards Himself 'Hero Of Chechnya' Medal by a_exa_e
Thank you for your service.
Prionkiller t1_ja8vkla wrote
Reply to Naked girl enters wrong hotel room, League of Legends gamer continues playing by calbert1735
I'd keep playing whatever I'm playing too. I would ask her what the hell she's doing here though.
hummingbird_mywill t1_ja8vbuc wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Americans are ready to test embryos for future college chances, survey shows by sunset_canopy
I got married well after I passed the bar in Canada, thanks ✌️ have fun in life.
AM_Kylearan t1_ja8v89t wrote
Reply to Americans are ready to test embryos for future college chances, survey shows by sunset_canopy
Oh look, a technocratic dystopia ...
Jacuul t1_ja8uvhc wrote
Reply to comment by pm-me-your-nenen in New study claims soft drink makes men’s private parts BIGGER by xalxary2
Yeah, was gonna say, maybe something in the soft drinks fucked up the mice, but drinking sugar/obesity/etc tend to have the exact opposite effect. This reeks of cherry-picked results, like that study about chocolate from a few years ago that it promotes weight loss (the study itself was part of a journalist outlet showing that studies can be gamed to show any result the people running it want)
apokr1f t1_ja8ujre wrote
Reply to comment by kittiesssss in Chechen Leader Awards Himself 'Hero Of Chechnya' Medal by a_exa_e
He is 100 % gay so you are not wrong.
[deleted] t1_ja8ueq8 wrote
Reply to comment by hummingbird_mywill in Americans are ready to test embryos for future college chances, survey shows by sunset_canopy
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supreme_glassez t1_ja8uebp wrote
Reply to Google lays off 100 robot workers used to clean its cafeterias, says report by snowmaninheat
Bruh, even the robots are suffering from unemployment.
SnarfbObo t1_ja8uaew wrote
Reply to Naked girl enters wrong hotel room, League of Legends gamer continues playing by calbert1735
The right thing to do in the situation, he knew he wasn't gettin any
Beepis2 t1_ja8tweo wrote
No, it doesn't. I drink soft drinks daily and I'm small af
dudreddit t1_ja8tvc3 wrote
So very appropriate of him. He is a legend in his own mind!
TaiDavis t1_ja8tdbq wrote
New study claims they're idiots
Revolutionary_Eye887 t1_ja8tcpm wrote
Might as well. No one else is going to give him a medal.
grey_carbon t1_ja8t6fz wrote
Reply to comment by Alexstarfire in Chechen Leader Awards Himself 'Hero Of Chechnya' Medal by a_exa_e
Thanks bro 🫡
Fuzakenaideyo t1_ja8szng wrote
Reply to Google lays off 100 robot workers used to clean its cafeterias, says report by snowmaninheat
Sad robot noises
sarduchi t1_ja8sxso wrote
Reply to FBI arrests man dubbed 'Sedition Panda' for allegedly storming Capitol wearing bear head by oranjemania
Who lives in the east 'neath the willow tree?
Capital Insurrection Panda!
Who explains insurrection to you and me?
Capital Insurrection Panda!
Don't say that, don't go there...
Don't be nasty says the silly bear!
He's come to tell you
what's right and wrong...
Capital Insurrection Panda!
Cysmica t1_ja8s78o wrote
Reply to Google lays off 100 robot workers used to clean its cafeterias, says report by snowmaninheat
Anyone else worried this article says they also laid off 12,000 people?
ScrotumFlavoredTaint t1_ja8s430 wrote
Reply to comment by ClassicCodes in Google lays off 100 robot workers used to clean its cafeterias, says report by snowmaninheat
It's not class treason if you do it for lots of money ^and ^switch ^to ^a ^higher ^class ^in ^the ^process, ^besides ^every ^other ^CEO ^is ^doing ^it ^so ^¯\_ ^(ツ) ^_/¯.
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Reasonable_Debate t1_ja8rp6p wrote
Reply to comment by enzovrlrd in Google lays off 100 robot workers used to clean its cafeterias, says report by snowmaninheat
Definitely wasn’t an Amazon package, haha get it
Dqueezy t1_ja8rhre wrote
Reply to comment by InternetPeon in New study claims soft drink makes men’s private parts BIGGER by xalxary2
Diet Coke? Diet Balls. Coke Zero? Zero Penis.
noes16 t1_ja8rgqg wrote
Reply to comment by Obelix13 in Google lays off 100 robot workers used to clean its cafeterias, says report by snowmaninheat
Have you ever seen a bending unit cleaning? They deserved to get fired!
Benevolent_Grouch t1_ja8q7pi wrote
Reply to comment by Benevolent_Grouch in CIA head: China is unsure whether it can invade Taiwan. by agonhaziri
I’m confused about the downvotes! Was this supposed to be obvious sarcasm? I live in the US where congressman seriously propose cutting down rainforests to lower greenhouse gases they emit. There’s no such thing here as too stupid to take seriously.
Alexstarfire t1_ja8q56r wrote
Reply to comment by grey_carbon in Chechen Leader Awards Himself 'Hero Of Chechnya' Medal by a_exa_e
Sure, why not.
gobblox38 t1_ja8wa75 wrote
Reply to comment by underscorerx in Chechen Leader Awards Himself 'Hero Of Chechnya' Medal by a_exa_e
I'm picturing a medal with the image of a medal on it.