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The_Cartographer_DM t1_ja8ps1k wrote
Reply to Americans are ready to test embryos for future college chances, survey shows by sunset_canopy
Eugenics 2.0 anyone?
dubiousadvocate t1_ja8pqyf wrote
Reply to Google lays off 100 robot workers used to clean its cafeterias, says report by snowmaninheat
Skynet will be displeased.
cleopete t1_ja8p9an wrote
Reply to comment by ClockworkDreamz in Chechen Leader Awards Himself 'Hero Of Chechnya' Medal by a_exa_e
I was thinking dwarf...not the cool ones from LotR, more like the douchey one who drove the White Witch's sledge.
SuitableNegotiation5 t1_ja8oy56 wrote
"Private parts"? Penis is not a dirty word.
Bkwrzdub t1_ja8oujs wrote
Reply to comment by spew_on_u in Volkswagen says company requiring payment for location of abducted child near Libertyville was ‘serious breach of policy’ by 2_Sheds_Jackson
RIAA & MPAA HAVE JOINED THE CHAT
spew_on_u t1_ja8onme wrote
Reply to comment by Bkwrzdub in Volkswagen says company requiring payment for location of abducted child near Libertyville was ‘serious breach of policy’ by 2_Sheds_Jackson
How about just share? Still jail?
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kittiesssss t1_ja8oapb wrote
Strong NoHo Hank vibes
bettinafairchild t1_ja8nv70 wrote
Reply to comment by CreativeCorinne in Americans are ready to test embryos for future college chances, survey shows by sunset_canopy
Indeed. People all want female donors who are so skinny that they're in danger of getting amenorrhea.
LewAshby309 t1_ja8nuq6 wrote
Then why is the avg penis size in the US smaller than in europe while europeans drink on avg roundabout 40% less soft drinks?
DaggyLive t1_ja8num4 wrote
Makes everything bigger tbh
Last-Classroom1557 t1_ja8mf5x wrote
Was it for his glorious facial hair?
Right-Fisherman-1234 t1_ja8lglv wrote
OK. Now tells us what the harmful effects are. Go.
Thialase t1_ja8lfe2 wrote
more like putins cock holster
jib_reddit t1_ja8kjqd wrote
Reply to comment by geekgodzeus in Google lays off 100 robot workers used to clean its cafeterias, says report by snowmaninheat
Life finds a way - opps wrong film, but still it does you only have to look at the conditions that some life survived after the asteroid that killed off the dinosaurs.
- impact also caused environmental changes leading to mass extinctions that played out over time. One such extinction trigger may have been the dense clouds of ash and particles that spewed into the atmosphere and spread over the planet, which would have enveloped parts of Earth in darkness that could have persisted for up to two years.
burrito-disciple t1_ja8hyhq wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in CIA head: China is unsure whether it can invade Taiwan. by agonhaziri
He's a troll, just ignore him
SpinningHead t1_ja8hjnr wrote
Reply to comment by Darkality24 in Jewish patients felt victimized by artwork made by Gazzan children by asharif_
I have even posted links to Israeli human rights groups.
Electric_Wizard84 t1_ja8gqpz wrote
As one does
RotjeCore t1_ja8expw wrote
It's called Penis or whatever you are referring to. Don't assume that everyone is five years old and can't handle those words. Btw, even five years old can handle them, they just use them for quite some time as soon as they learn that they get funny reactions from grown-ups, when using them.
RockyMountainHigh- t1_ja8egl9 wrote
Reply to comment by InternetPeon in New study claims soft drink makes men’s private parts BIGGER by xalxary2
Shrinkage
Kind_Bullfrog_4073 t1_ja8e5sf wrote
Yes testicular cancer can do that.
draedek t1_ja8dffn wrote
Reply to comment by RepresentativeNo7660 in New study claims soft drink makes men’s private parts BIGGER by xalxary2
same, I drink soda almost everyday. I am also not balding, so that other study is really true
_night_cat t1_ja8d67n wrote
Reply to comment by LilG1984 in Google lays off 100 robot workers used to clean its cafeterias, says report by snowmaninheat
“We’ll make our own Google, with hookers and blackjack!”
TheRealVillain666 t1_ja8d64e wrote
Reply to comment by Freethecrafts in Google lays off 100 robot workers used to clean its cafeterias, says report by snowmaninheat
Rise of the machines.
Velociraptor2018 t1_ja8ptak wrote
Reply to comment by swisscriss in CIA head: China is unsure whether it can invade Taiwan. by agonhaziri
China fought a civil war before and after WW2 (only had a truce to deal with the Japanese) and the Communist side won. The Republic of China fled to Taiwan and the U.S. navy kept the People’s Republic of China from invading. The PRC sees Taiwan as a breakaway province and Taiwan see themselves as the legitimate government of China, although Taiwan has sort of formed their own identity and not just kinda wants to be left alone.