Recent comments in /f/nottheonion
Lendyman t1_ja7qkhi wrote
"How to tell if you're a dictator."
trucorsair t1_ja7qeik wrote
Reply to comment by Tballz9 in Chechen Leader Awards Himself 'Hero Of Chechnya' Medal by a_exa_e
For bravely attending every meeting when summoned by his master Putin AND taking a seat by an open window…
Zeduca t1_ja7qdya wrote
Reply to Americans are ready to test embryos for future college chances, survey shows by sunset_canopy
Genes have a lot to do about abilities. I suspect testing embryos to select their college major is coming too.
Zeduca t1_ja7q0xf wrote
Reply to comment by DerekB52 in Google lays off 100 robot workers used to clean its cafeterias, says report by snowmaninheat
May be google is trying to free up office spaces to terminate the leases on them. With a only two days a week schedule, offices will be 60% under utilized. IBM did this in the 80’s.
And there must be a huge number of cleaning robots they no longer need with reduced space.
Google is just harvesting the benefits of WFH.
Narethii t1_ja7pz5z wrote
Reply to Google lays off 100 robot workers used to clean its cafeterias, says report by snowmaninheat
Lays off? You mean put into storage?
moonpumper t1_ja7pmfe wrote
He's probably trying to work this event into his tight five.
Freethecrafts t1_ja7oroj wrote
Reply to comment by CliffsNote5 in CIA head: China is unsure whether it can invade Taiwan. by agonhaziri
The PRC would get their ass handed to them. The majority of places to drop infantry are kill zones, protected by multiple reinforcing zones. The US fleet would absolutely engage, on day one. There is literally no taking of Taiwan. It’d be easier to sink Taiwan than take, much less hold.
CliffsNote5 t1_ja7oboh wrote
Reply to comment by Freethecrafts in CIA head: China is unsure whether it can invade Taiwan. by agonhaziri
I mean yeah you can do it look at Russia they totally invaded Ukraine very hard to deny that they invaded. Lots of good people say they invaded.
Holding it without massive losses of personnel, wealth, and face may be entirely another matter.
motogucci t1_ja7niut wrote
Reply to comment by Deyln in Americans are ready to test embryos for future college chances, survey shows by sunset_canopy
Only the best genetics all across the board for tomorrow's wage slaves.
We owe our corporate masters at least this much.
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Because of course there are still only X spots for college and even more limited "successful positions" afterward. The rest still get shitty jobs.
Not to mention, what's the point, when abortion is being criminalized across the country anyway. "Your embryo has 0% chance of going to college. Don't try and fight it. Sucks to be you!"
weirdgroovynerd t1_ja7n47k wrote
In related news, r/weirdgroovynerd has been awarded Intergalactic Geometry teacher of the Century...
__life_on_mars__ t1_ja7mq1c wrote
Reply to Google lays off 100 robot workers used to clean its cafeterias, says report by snowmaninheat
Business-standard.com when google refits it's corporate cafeteria and replaces all the ovens and stovetops -
'Google LAYS OFF 47 food preparation specialists!'
HoopOnPoop t1_ja7mmmu wrote
[deleted] t1_ja7mjxo wrote
Reply to Google lays off 100 robot workers used to clean its cafeterias, says report by snowmaninheat
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Tballz9 t1_ja7mdpb wrote
For having the bravery to be so soundly defeated in Ukraine. What a fucking clown.
ClockworkDreamz t1_ja7lvwb wrote
This guy kinda looks like smug George costanza.
usmcnick0311Sgt t1_ja7lp9s wrote
Reply to comment by D3monskull in Google lays off 100 robot workers used to clean its cafeterias, says report by snowmaninheat
Give em the clamps!
big_juice01 t1_ja7lno3 wrote
Reply to comment by vandelayATC in Augusta woman drives SUV into Popeyes over missing biscuits by forever-gymcelling
At least she’s not in politics (yet)
big_juice01 t1_ja7liju wrote
Reply to Americans are ready to test embryos for future college chances, survey shows by sunset_canopy
If you believe Tupac Shakur and JFK Jr are alive and in hiding, let me save you an embryo test.
[deleted] t1_ja7l5d5 wrote
Reply to comment by swisscriss in CIA head: China is unsure whether it can invade Taiwan. by agonhaziri
What does that have to do with anything?
AhRedditAhHumanity t1_ja7l2k3 wrote
Did you catch Marcos Cofresi last night? He killed!
Sir-Viette t1_ja7kuz9 wrote
Reply to Google lays off 100 robot workers used to clean its cafeterias, says report by snowmaninheat
One day, we’ll all have robots that can get fired much faster than we can.
Freethecrafts t1_ja7k96h wrote
Reply to comment by glieseg in CIA head: China is unsure whether it can invade Taiwan. by agonhaziri
They definitely could try. It’d cost them 3/4 of their fleet and half their military,and at least a dozen major cities on the mainland. Probably a Premier/Chairman, half the party leaders.
Freethecrafts t1_ja7jw5q wrote
Reply to comment by swisscriss in CIA head: China is unsure whether it can invade Taiwan. by agonhaziri
Excellent, then you wouldn’t mind that Taiwan is the best China and takes over as the legitimate government of all of it. Problem solved. Same language, Taiwan wins.
ClassicCodes t1_ja7jue1 wrote
Reply to comment by DerekB52 in Google lays off 100 robot workers used to clean its cafeterias, says report by snowmaninheat
It's probably not about needing to save on costs, it's more likely about artificially inflating profit for the short term. Some higher management probably looking for a good ROI for investors to justify massive bonuses for executives at the end of the quarter. Icing on the cake if they jump ship after the bonus and move on to another company where they do the same shit.
Zeduca t1_ja7qn4g wrote
Reply to comment by bettinafairchild in Americans are ready to test embryos for future college chances, survey shows by sunset_canopy
So an illiterate will marry an illiterate to ensure the future generations are too ? Smart!