Recent comments in /f/nottheonion
hummingbird_mywill t1_ja7icnk wrote
Reply to comment by Sw33ttoothe in Americans are ready to test embryos for future college chances, survey shows by sunset_canopy
Are you suggesting parents’ bank accounts are correlated to their children’s success rather than a cause then? I just find Reddit loves to say money is a direct cause of x or y, but just as often it’s not.
Maybe it’s weird to attribute my success to genetics. But here’s the way I see it: I have worked my ass off to be successful, but there are plenty of other people who have or are going to work just as hard as me and not achieve the same success simply because I placed well in the genetics lottery (in terms of many of society’s predictors of financial success in a Western society). So we (husband and I) try to keep this in mind in the way we donate our money and vote, while at the same time I resist this idea that most successful people in American society bought their way there. There are the super notable exceptions, but generally I find the biggest predictor to just be genetics plus a stable enough home environment.
The_Gumbo t1_ja7i4m3 wrote
he's done it!
bsoto87 t1_ja7i37a wrote
Reply to comment by tim36272 in CIA head: China is unsure whether it can invade Taiwan. by agonhaziri
Well there are indigenous Taiwanese, but 97% of the population is Han chinese
Own-Willingness-3935 t1_ja7h69s wrote
Reply to Americans are ready to test embryos for future college chances, survey shows by sunset_canopy
The bar for college entry is so low & scammy that I bet the embryo itself would be admitted and granted a student loan. Lmao
Sparrowsabre7 t1_ja7h32k wrote
Reply to Google lays off 100 robot workers used to clean its cafeterias, says report by snowmaninheat
"You're terminated" - Google, probably.
ybonepike t1_ja7gxwp wrote
Reply to comment by Kalurael in Augusta woman drives SUV into Popeyes over missing biscuits by forever-gymcelling
-Hannibal burress stand up comic.
I listened to the clip on Pandora, but can't find a YouTube video of it
Winjin t1_ja7gv1v wrote
Reply to comment by bingybunny in Google lays off 100 robot workers used to clean its cafeterias, says report by snowmaninheat
I think we can also kinda explain it by either Morpheus not exactly understanding what's happening there, or him dumbing the visuals down for Neo. But in reality yeah, I'm 90% sure they were like "People know what batteries are but they have zero understanding what a CPU is, most of them would lose the flow of the moment if they don't know what Morpheus is showing or if he has to explain more, so we need to change it to something everyone will immediately understand"
Also, another important thing I just thought of as I was writing this very comment - CPUs have some values and are not cheap in general. Batteries are practically worthless and easily discarded as soon as they're depleted.
Crooked_Cock t1_ja7gs62 wrote
Reply to Twitter argues before Supreme Court that letting ISIS use platform not the same as aiding and abetting terror by do-you-know-the-way9
It 100% is.
You have the power to prevent them from using your platform
You just fucking don’t for some reason.
Dark_Delusion t1_ja7gowy wrote
Very Aladeen of him
ofBlufftonTown t1_ja7gkl6 wrote
Reply to comment by wascilly_wabbit in Americans are ready to test embryos for future college chances, survey shows by sunset_canopy
Maybe they know that you can’t pass the SAT?
meursaultvi t1_ja7gjlf wrote
Reply to comment by Fluid_Mulberry394 in Google lays off 100 robot workers used to clean its cafeterias, says report by snowmaninheat
Maybe we should be listening to the robots then.
bingybunny t1_ja7g5g2 wrote
Reply to comment by Winjin in Google lays off 100 robot workers used to clean its cafeterias, says report by snowmaninheat
'combined with a form of fusion'
smacked my forehead at that line. if you have fusion why would you use a large mammal to generate electricity
that they dumbed down the film through rewrites makes so much sense
a_exa_e OP t1_ja7fwo0 wrote
Obama awarding Obama meme, but the chechen version.^(wait they really did it)
Freethecrafts t1_ja7f1fk wrote
Reply to comment by OldBob10 in Google lays off 100 robot workers used to clean its cafeterias, says report by snowmaninheat
Considering he can’t code, doesn’t understand propulsion fundamentals, and union busts… I’ll consider any place he had a board seat to be permanently infected.
tim36272 t1_ja7f1fd wrote
Reply to comment by swisscriss in CIA head: China is unsure whether it can invade Taiwan. by agonhaziri
Oh, you're asking what the difference is between China and Taiwan?
I'm sure others can provide a more thorough history, but in summary:
Yes the Taiwanese people are linguistically, culturally, and politically similar to the Chinese. The difference between them is largely geopolitical and ideological.
Similarly the people of Oregon and Washington in the US are very similar and it would be hard for an outsider to distinguish between the two.
gbursson t1_ja7es94 wrote
Reply to comment by Tomoko_Lovecraft in Lawyer argues fetus of jailed pregnant woman is being illegally detained by He-is
If you're preschool, and within vicinity of a priest, you are truly and literally fucked.
OldBob10 t1_ja7epwd wrote
Reply to comment by Freethecrafts in Google lays off 100 robot workers used to clean its cafeterias, says report by snowmaninheat
Wrong company, but OK…
OldBob10 t1_ja7eo9h wrote
Reply to Google lays off 100 robot workers used to clean its cafeterias, says report by snowmaninheat
Hopefully Wall Street will love this. 🙄
TheNumberMuncher t1_ja7emba wrote
Reply to comment by AtomicBombMan in Standup comedian wanted for shooting man on the subway, police say by kangarooturd
Forbidden Carrot Top
Arronax50 t1_ja7eesl wrote
Reply to comment by BurntRussianBBQ in Google lays off 100 robot workers used to clean its cafeterias, says report by snowmaninheat
I arrive early so I can have one of the desks without the pizza crumbs and leftover soda can. It's a plot to make me work more!
swisscriss t1_ja7edeg wrote
Reply to comment by tim36272 in CIA head: China is unsure whether it can invade Taiwan. by agonhaziri
Again more of the same, you put a Russian next to a Ukrainian and I'm sorry but you'd have to tell me who is who
Arronax50 t1_ja7ea64 wrote
Reply to comment by caananball in Google lays off 100 robot workers used to clean its cafeterias, says report by snowmaninheat
It's called "hot desking" and almost every big company in France uses it. I thought it was common in the USA as well.
psilocin72 t1_ja7e5yv wrote
Reply to comment by 12altoids34 in Arizona hiker convicted of starting forest fires to be rescued by StudMuffinNick
I could go for that. I would want him to use his own money for it or repay any money that is spent on it.
tfhdeathua t1_ja7dgtb wrote
Doesn’t seem like a very standup guy.
StarGaurdianBard t1_ja7j322 wrote
Reply to comment by BurntRussianBBQ in Google lays off 100 robot workers used to clean its cafeterias, says report by snowmaninheat
I love how on reddit things are always taken to the extreme on things like this lol. In the hospital we don't have assigned seats or anything, literally dozens of people could use the same computer over the course of a 24-hour period. It's completely normal for me to share a computer so it's wild to hear redditors act like it's a huge issue.