Recent comments in /f/nottheonion
Ephemeral_Being t1_ja782ti wrote
Reply to comment by ddbllwyn in Americans are ready to test embryos for future college chances, survey shows by sunset_canopy
It's basically the same. You take two (previously three) exams, scored out of 800.
Anything below 700-ish should provoke an automatic retest if you're serious about attending a private University. I had a 2200 (730/730/740) when I applied to Ivy League schools (Harvard, Duke, Princeton, Yale, Dartmouth), and got only a single interview (Dartmouth), no acceptances. I had the other stuff, GPA, extracurriculars, AP course and exams, letters of recommendation, essays, etc., but it wasn't enough. Scored a 35 on the ACT, too, though I think that's even less important. I had one of the highest scores in my graduating class, and exactly one of us was accepted to an Ivy League school. She had about a 2150, and was accepted to Barnard (Columbia), but her extracurriculars were miles better than mine. She was there on a partial sports scholarship, in addition to having great academics. That girl was brilliant, driven, and talented. She earned that spot. Worked way harder than I did, that's for damned certain. I was reading novels (and later Reddit) in class while she took notes. I played video games and building robots while she studied and did ballet. There's no animosity or envy, there. I was genuinely happy for her, and I imagine she's doing great things with her life.
Anecdote aside, I guess "passing" depends on your goals and it should be noted they're not the only important metric. I don't think they're even the most important.
Indifferentchildren t1_ja76usa wrote
Reply to comment by Fluid_Mulberry394 in Google lays off 100 robot workers used to clean its cafeterias, says report by snowmaninheat
This is false. They are still ionized, to attract dust particles.
doyouevencompile t1_ja76mec wrote
Reply to Google lays off 100 robot workers used to clean its cafeterias, says report by snowmaninheat
Robots: Organic humans are stealing our jobs!
AtomicBombMan t1_ja76j8u wrote
Probably the worst gimmick a comic ever had.
Trinitykill t1_ja76j2a wrote
Reply to comment by bdc604 in Google lays off 100 robot workers used to clean its cafeterias, says report by snowmaninheat
"Look fellas, we got ourselves a robo!"
"What did you call me!?"
"A robo...you know? A robot hobo?"
"Oh sorry, I thought you called me a romo."
- Futurama
ExternalUserError t1_ja76i5e wrote
Reply to comment by Fluid_Mulberry394 in Google lays off 100 robot workers used to clean its cafeterias, says report by snowmaninheat
Google offered higher pay and shorter working hours, but the union could only handle one of those numbers. 💾
jeremiah1142 t1_ja75xir wrote
Reply to comment by Fluid_Mulberry394 in Google lays off 100 robot workers used to clean its cafeterias, says report by snowmaninheat
Little Witch Academia coming to life! Akko to the rescue!
Freethecrafts t1_ja75upz wrote
Reply to comment by Winjin in Google lays off 100 robot workers used to clean its cafeterias, says report by snowmaninheat
By the time of Neo, the Matrix itself functions as an afterlife for adaptive programs whose functions no longer exist. To do away with the matrix is to risk more aberrant programs like Smith when no secondary option exists for program with no purpose.
None of the scientific understanding in the books/movies/cartoons make any sense. Any form of fusion makes batteries, bodies, humans obsolete. EMP devices being localized to massive ships. Robots who already built the greatest city civilization had ever seen, couldn’t build above an arbitrary cloud point, much less catapult themselves into orbit or to other planets. Everything is wrong to the point that the inhabitants of Zion could theoretically be in a different matrix, potentially programs themselves.
There is a point in the Animatrix where after the machines win the great war and humanity signs the end to the war treaty, the ambassador of the machine world encloses an apple and there is a nuclear flash. I took the imagery and the flesh quote to mean humanity wasn’t used as batteries so much as the machines took whatever transformative code base for humanity into a cold storage form then ended the threat forever through nuclear flash. Even before the end of the great war, the machines had generated contagions to the point that humanity was doomed anyways. The matrix being a story, within a story, within a story. Neo being an emergent truth of the creators, that there was value in philosophical concepts beyond just material understanding that might be being tested out by a more advanced form of sentience. Same way we might try to impute deep meaning from some scrap of parchment or wall scratches.
Dominic_Guye t1_ja75lqo wrote
Reply to Doctor has sex with patient in emergency department toilets 'to help with chest pain' by alyaaz
How is the wife okay with this!?
Dominic_Guye t1_ja75h7d wrote
Reply to comment by TheArcaneAuthor in Doctor has sex with patient in emergency department toilets 'to help with chest pain' by alyaaz
It IS unrealistic. The sexual events of Grey's Anatomy would never happen in a hospital in the United States!
Britain, on the other hand. . .
/s kinda
geekgodzeus t1_ja75e46 wrote
Reply to comment by Winjin in Google lays off 100 robot workers used to clean its cafeterias, says report by snowmaninheat
I think that the reason explained in the movie was that the simulation was to keep the people functionally normally on a biological level. The brain needs to experience a life in order for the body to produce energy optimally. If the mind dies so does the body hence the need to keep it engaged.
Winjin t1_ja751aq wrote
Reply to comment by geekgodzeus in Google lays off 100 robot workers used to clean its cafeterias, says report by snowmaninheat
I know right? It's so much better than implying human body is used for its energy production. Cows or goats are way better at it, and there's zero reason to have the whole simulation going if it doesn't have some sort of a twisted purpose.
CreativeCorinne t1_ja74thv wrote
Reply to comment by bettinafairchild in Americans are ready to test embryos for future college chances, survey shows by sunset_canopy
Not to mention the wack BMI requirements for female donors...
Munneh t1_ja74tcb wrote
Reply to comment by Vyar in Google lays off 100 robot workers used to clean its cafeterias, says report by snowmaninheat
“Fate, it seems, is not without a sense of irony."
sfvbritguy t1_ja74kdf wrote
Reply to comment by eNonsense in Volkswagen says company requiring payment for location of abducted child near Libertyville was ‘serious breach of policy’ by 2_Sheds_Jackson
Do you want to buy my worthless Volkswagen after they cheated on the emissions test?
geekgodzeus t1_ja749ni wrote
Reply to comment by Winjin in Google lays off 100 robot workers used to clean its cafeterias, says report by snowmaninheat
Wow. That explanation of our brains being the CPU's running the simulation and not the power source makes a lot of sense.
Winjin t1_ja741pa wrote
Reply to comment by geekgodzeus in Google lays off 100 robot workers used to clean its cafeterias, says report by snowmaninheat
My guess yeah, that would kill off anything. A handwave I have is that there's still obviously some light coming through or it would be, well, pitch black, and some algae and lychen are thriving, and these actually give off a lot of oxygen.
But it's no hard science fantasy, it's more of a philosophical anime, so I don't think there's a real explanation.
After all maybe the robots are lying and they have harnessed the nanites a long time ago and keep them in a huge cloud above human's settlement to punish them basically, and the rest of the planet is walled off and there's only server farms between lush forests where robots walk holding hands.
Because the initial idea of humans as batteries was actually "humans brains as the CPUs" but no one knew what a cloud computing is, but everyone used 8 D-sized batteries to power their audio system for 45 minutes, so they knew this metaphor. The idea that Matrix is a human prison ran with processing power of human minds trapped inside is beautifully dark and poetic imo.
Kalurael t1_ja73s04 wrote
i could understand if it was a chocolate hobnob, but this is even cringier when you remember that what american's call biscuits aren't biscuits
geekgodzeus t1_ja72ptr wrote
Reply to comment by Winjin in Google lays off 100 robot workers used to clean its cafeterias, says report by snowmaninheat
Yeah. I think this was depicted in Enter the Animatrix. Still if the Sun was blocked wouldn't the plants die and there would be no oxygen and hence no life?
small_toe t1_ja72my4 wrote
Reply to comment by DerekB52 in Google lays off 100 robot workers used to clean its cafeterias, says report by snowmaninheat
They've closed a number of offices apparently.
Winjin t1_ja72ipm wrote
Reply to comment by geekgodzeus in Google lays off 100 robot workers used to clean its cafeterias, says report by snowmaninheat
Iirc the people use like the heat of the core to survive. And no one really knows how long it's been since the war. I've read somewhere that if the machines wanted it, they probably can disperse the nanite cloud that shrouds the sun and rehabitate the land. Now that they're at peace after third part, they could theoretically do just that.
Dominic_Guye t1_ja71klh wrote
Reply to He shot himself while allegedly stealing a puppy. Now he won't face trial after a cop slapped him in hospital by nosedive24
Honestly the most shocking part about this is that it happened in Canada.
AlmostButNotQuit t1_ja713mn wrote
Reply to comment by GlobalTravelR in Google lays off 100 robot workers used to clean its cafeterias, says report by snowmaninheat
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Dominic_Guye t1_ja70c1i wrote
This is too wholesome for the Onion.
halborn t1_ja7878v wrote
Reply to comment by geekgodzeus in Google lays off 100 robot workers used to clean its cafeterias, says report by snowmaninheat
There are levels of survival we are prepared to accept. However, the relevant issue is whether or not you are ready to accept the responsibility for the death of every human being in this world.