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VoDoka t1_ja7008t wrote
Reply to comment by vibesandcrimes in Americans are ready to test embryos for future college chances, survey shows by sunset_canopy
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geekgodzeus t1_ja6zfia wrote
Reply to comment by Vyar in Google lays off 100 robot workers used to clean its cafeterias, says report by snowmaninheat
I have always wondered that if the Sun was blocked completely wouldn't Earth be completely uninhabitable? Is there an explanation in the book?
Cyberdyne_T-888 t1_ja6ysv4 wrote
Reply to comment by heatlesssun in Google lays off 100 robot workers used to clean its cafeterias, says report by snowmaninheat
The unknown future rolls toward us. I face it for the first time with a sense of hope.
BurntRussianBBQ t1_ja6ypq7 wrote
Reply to comment by caananball in Google lays off 100 robot workers used to clean its cafeterias, says report by snowmaninheat
Sounds like one the most efficient ways to spread germs I've ever heard. I've also worked with some gross motherfuckers. Used to sani my keyboard if one guy even used it and I'm not a germaphobe, and then to think of sharing a desk with someone like that?
[deleted] t1_ja6ykum wrote
Reply to comment by misdirected_asshole in Google lays off 100 robot workers used to clean its cafeterias, says report by snowmaninheat
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AgencyDelicious1933 t1_ja6y8aj wrote
Reply to comment by ___zero__cool___ in New Mexico wants to stop the federal government from gunning down about 100 feral cows by helicopter by orel_
Lol.
Ok
"Feral ICP Clowns" would be much scarier. No joke, "juggalo zombies", eek
caananball t1_ja6xzrp wrote
Reply to comment by yohoob in Google lays off 100 robot workers used to clean its cafeterias, says report by snowmaninheat
Exactly
yohoob t1_ja6xuq9 wrote
Reply to comment by caananball in Google lays off 100 robot workers used to clean its cafeterias, says report by snowmaninheat
I only come in one day a week now. People use my desk the other days. Because we actually don't have enough office space for everybody.
Obelix13 t1_ja6xraw wrote
Reply to comment by Fluid_Mulberry394 in Google lays off 100 robot workers used to clean its cafeterias, says report by snowmaninheat
It was the steel girder bending union from Mexico.
Deyln t1_ja6xplf wrote
Reply to Americans are ready to test embryos for future college chances, survey shows by sunset_canopy
ah yes.... testing embryos for enforced debt.
ScaredyBun t1_ja6xor0 wrote
Reply to comment by enzovrlrd in Google lays off 100 robot workers used to clean its cafeterias, says report by snowmaninheat
Feeding me grapes?
caananball t1_ja6xo1q wrote
Reply to comment by OS6aDohpegavod4 in Google lays off 100 robot workers used to clean its cafeterias, says report by snowmaninheat
This is from a year ago and is talking about the initial return after covid, before which they let workers opt to permanently work from home/remotely. It has nothing to do with bringing people back who work remotely today. From your article:
“Nearly 14,000 of the company’s 156,500 full-time employees around the world have transferred to a new location or moved to fully remote work, and 85% of total applications have been approved.”
ddbllwyn t1_ja6xeyx wrote
Reply to comment by wascilly_wabbit in Americans are ready to test embryos for future college chances, survey shows by sunset_canopy
What’s the passing score of SAT today? When I took my SATs a hundred years ago, we didn’t have pass or fail. It was just a numerical score
ContentThug t1_ja6wqy1 wrote
Reply to comment by tigerCELL in Google lays off 100 robot workers used to clean its cafeterias, says report by snowmaninheat
They do let people work from home which is why they can share desks 🤦
caananball t1_ja6wazk wrote
Reply to comment by mammaube in Google lays off 100 robot workers used to clean its cafeterias, says report by snowmaninheat
They do let people work from home. Where’s everyone getting this idea that they don’t?
caananball t1_ja6w6wv wrote
Reply to comment by tigerCELL in Google lays off 100 robot workers used to clean its cafeterias, says report by snowmaninheat
They do let people work from home. The desk “partners” are a pair of people who come to the office on different days using the same desk. Not two people sitting at the same desk at the same time.
therealsirlegend t1_ja6w524 wrote
Reply to comment by LilG1984 in Google lays off 100 robot workers used to clean its cafeterias, says report by snowmaninheat
The only thing that could make this funnier is if one of them was named Bender...
Vyar t1_ja6uxrt wrote
Reply to comment by misdirected_asshole in Google lays off 100 robot workers used to clean its cafeterias, says report by snowmaninheat
“At the time, they were dependent on solar power, and it was believed that they would be unable to survive without an energy source as abundant as the sun.”
Technical-Cream-7766 t1_ja6u6v3 wrote
Reply to Google lays off 100 robot workers used to clean its cafeterias, says report by snowmaninheat
That’s going to be an interesting unemployment claim
Infallible_Ibex t1_ja6tox4 wrote
Reply to comment by DerekB52 in Google lays off 100 robot workers used to clean its cafeterias, says report by snowmaninheat
If you are a manager who doesn't give a shit about the employees then saving thousands on utilities a year by closing sections and floors and crowding the workers into the remaining space is a brilliant move.
KesonaFyren t1_ja6sqn0 wrote
Reply to comment by Careless_Relief_1378 in Face of man banned from every women's toilets in UK by Elsa87
It's definitely hard to prove when rape kits are so frequently not given or sit untested afterwards.
It's even harder to prove when it's such an underrepoted crime because victims fear they won't be believed, and would rather try to move on then go through the additional stress of trying to get justice.
The tounge-in-cheek point of my comment was that sex crimes aren't taken as seriously as they should be.
Ravilumpkin t1_ja6slrm wrote
Reply to comment by DamnBunny in Google lays off 100 robot workers used to clean its cafeterias, says report by snowmaninheat
The Butlerian Jihad
Sw33ttoothe t1_ja6s2dn wrote
Reply to comment by hummingbird_mywill in Americans are ready to test embryos for future college chances, survey shows by sunset_canopy
You seem proud of not understanding how statistics work. Also, pretty weird that you attribute your moderate success to your genetics.
VoDoka t1_ja704wq wrote
Reply to comment by Deyln in Americans are ready to test embryos for future college chances, survey shows by sunset_canopy
The results are sound, non of the embryos not send to college finished college.