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DamnBunny t1_ja6id8b wrote
needaburnerbaby t1_ja6hyx2 wrote
Reply to comment by 954bzn in Jewish patients felt victimized by artwork made by Gazzan children by asharif_
Lol ok sure. You side with Hamas. I’ll side with the IDF. If you think the IDF is at all in the same universe as the terrorist organization posing as a government known as Hamas then you have deluded yourself to a level that is light years beyond saving.
954bzn t1_ja6h2x5 wrote
Reply to comment by needaburnerbaby in Jewish patients felt victimized by artwork made by Gazzan children by asharif_
I mean IDF has proven time and again they don’t need any reasons to attack innocent civilians let alone steal their properties so not exactly the point you think you’re making here.
bearsheperd t1_ja6gzyg wrote
Reply to comment by HappyMaskSalesPerson in Google lays off 100 robot workers used to clean its cafeterias, says report by snowmaninheat
Professional darts?
Dromey_P t1_ja6gbrw wrote
Reply to comment by bigbangbilly in Americans are ready to test embryos for future college chances, survey shows by sunset_canopy
I'm at the wrong level of sobriety to understand this and I'm honestly not sure in which direction changing it would be helpful in figuring this out.
needaburnerbaby t1_ja6g4nv wrote
Reply to comment by 954bzn in Jewish patients felt victimized by artwork made by Gazzan children by asharif_
I mean Hamas has proven time and again they don’t need any reasons to attack innocent civilians let alone asshole settlers so not exactly the point you think you’re making here.
paper_mountain t1_ja6g38l wrote
Reply to Americans are ready to test embryos for future college chances, survey shows by sunset_canopy
I was wondering when eugenics 2 was gonna drop
needaburnerbaby t1_ja6fzob wrote
Reply to comment by Traevia in Jewish patients felt victimized by artwork made by Gazzan children by asharif_
Right up until the moment they stop sleeping all day and instead build and launch missiles at their neighbours….
Again the focus on Israel is hilarious considering the article is about Palestinian artists depictions of a world in which Israel doesn’t exist.
ohmosis t1_ja6fyps wrote
Reply to Americans are ready to test embryos for future college chances, survey shows by sunset_canopy
One of the stupidest things I've ever read is this.
HappyMaskSalesPerson t1_ja6fyj9 wrote
Reply to comment by Kind_Bullfrog_4073 in Google lays off 100 robot workers used to clean its cafeterias, says report by snowmaninheat
Thumb wrestling?
undefinitive t1_ja6fx98 wrote
Reply to Twitter argues before Supreme Court that letting ISIS use platform not the same as aiding and abetting terror by do-you-know-the-way9
I'm such a free speech absolutist I actually believe ISIS should be allowed to use major social media platforms.
squarepeg0000 t1_ja6estr wrote
What fun!
paka96819 t1_ja6dxhp wrote
Are their biscuits that good?
mammaube t1_ja6dt8e wrote
Reply to Google lays off 100 robot workers used to clean its cafeterias, says report by snowmaninheat
You know letting people work from home will save you money on office space so you don't need to fire anyone. Hell you could even turn that office space into apartments for rent and make money that way
KamikazeArchon t1_ja6dpdu wrote
Reply to comment by HaikuKnives in Twitter argues before Supreme Court that letting ISIS use platform not the same as aiding and abetting terror by do-you-know-the-way9
ISIS is not just a group that has "speech that others object to", and claiming it's an issue of just "speech that others object to" is disingenuous.
Yes, there's a difficult grey area somewhere between "common carrier" (the phone company isn't liable if you happen to talk about terrorism over the phone) and "active participant" (someone starting a newspaper specifically and solely to publish ISIS messages). The difficulties are not what you're presenting.
GlobalTravelR t1_ja6donx wrote
Reply to Google lays off 100 robot workers used to clean its cafeterias, says report by snowmaninheat
They weren't fired. They were terminated.
Esselon t1_ja6dhly wrote
Reply to Americans are ready to test embryos for future college chances, survey shows by sunset_canopy
I'd guess most of these people would also agree with the statement of "we only use 10% of our brains" despite that being just a shitty scifi plot point.
BocchiTheBock t1_ja6cu0h wrote
Reply to comment by dreamwarrior22 in Massachusetts man charged after hiding cryptocurrency mining rig in school crawl space by MajesticOuting
>The miner was a school approved fundraiser idea and mined 400k dogecoin in 2 years. It was highly successful in that it made our school over $700.
If the miner consumed 300W (low end estimate) and ran for 2 years (17 520 hours), that's 5256kWh, which would cost $1314 worth of electricity at $0.25/kWh
ammonium_bot t1_ja6byvo wrote
Reply to comment by Woden8 in Man Accidentally Shoots Self with Concealed Weapon While Seeking Cover From Loud Noise by davy_jones_locket
> do more then that.
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bdc604 t1_ja6b6i9 wrote
Reply to Google lays off 100 robot workers used to clean its cafeterias, says report by snowmaninheat
great, now we’re gonna have homeless robots smoking circuits on our streets. wtg google.
Skyhawk412 t1_ja6a53f wrote
Reply to Americans are ready to test embryos for future college chances, survey shows by sunset_canopy
Here comes quackery!
Pathetian t1_ja68rbh wrote
Reply to comment by vandelayATC in Augusta woman drives SUV into Popeyes over missing biscuits by forever-gymcelling
>She needs to be locked the hell up and lose her license
I don't think the loss of her license will matter. But my guess is she will be given more chances simply because she is incompetent at murder.
futurewolf336 t1_ja68k35 wrote
Reply to Americans are ready to test embryos for future college chances, survey shows by sunset_canopy
Why not just look at the parents economic status and connections?
Micheal42 t1_ja687u1 wrote
Reply to comment by SpiritJuice in Twitter argues before Supreme Court that letting ISIS use platform not the same as aiding and abetting terror by do-you-know-the-way9
I like legal eagle, (I just realised both words use the same letters haha) so I'll definitely watch this later. Thanks for the link
tendervittles77 t1_ja6iefm wrote
Reply to comment by Dromey_P in Americans are ready to test embryos for future college chances, survey shows by sunset_canopy
I think he’s referring to the movie TWINS, where Danny DeVito and Arnold Schwarzenegger played fraternal twins. Arnold had been engineered to be a super-being, and Danny DeVito was “the leftovers.”