Recent comments in /f/nottheonion
SpiritJuice t1_ja680el wrote
Reply to comment by Micheal42 in Twitter argues before Supreme Court that letting ISIS use platform not the same as aiding and abetting terror by do-you-know-the-way9
Legal Eagle has a great video covering this subject that I recommend watching. It covers Section 230, how it applies to this lawsuit, and how the plaintiffs winning would really hurt the internet and use generated content sites. Link below.
bigbangbilly t1_ja67zck wrote
It's lile that Key and Peele sketch with James Hong in a short portion of it
bigbangbilly t1_ja67upp wrote
Reply to comment by tendervittles77 in Americans are ready to test embryos for future college chances, survey shows by sunset_canopy
>Danny DeVito
Gattaca might as well be a dramatic escalation of Brothers (the one with Arnold Schwarzenegger) like how based on fan theories Snowpiercer is somehow a sequel to Willy Wonka and the chocolate factory.
foreverjen t1_ja67aeq wrote
Reply to comment by soilhalo_27 in Lawyer argues fetus of jailed pregnant woman is being illegally detained by He-is
Yeah. And the liability for anything that comes as a result of the very subpar prenatal treatment should increase - now that a fetus is a person. Murder investigations for any “person” that doesn’t survive pregnancy
foreverjen t1_ja670ei wrote
Reply to comment by Yatta99 in Lawyer argues fetus of jailed pregnant woman is being illegally detained by He-is
No. If I murder someone by running them over and my toddler is in the car with me, they certainly aren’t an accomplice.
adamr_ t1_ja66qtt wrote
Not such a standup guy after all.
DeaDGoDXIV t1_ja66nyt wrote
Usually it's the comic that's dead when people don't laugh
DeaDGoDXIV t1_ja66kr2 wrote
Reply to comment by Nasty_Old_Trout in Standup comedian wanted for shooting man on the subway, police say by kangarooturd
"You suck, McBain!"
Mr_neha t1_ja66aiz wrote
Reply to Google lays off 100 robot workers used to clean its cafeterias, says report by snowmaninheat
Someone played atomic heart.
Micheal42 t1_ja6550n wrote
Reply to comment by GeerJonezzz in Twitter argues before Supreme Court that letting ISIS use platform not the same as aiding and abetting terror by do-you-know-the-way9
Then how does the supreme court know it's Isis posting?
Kind_Bullfrog_4073 t1_ja63swi wrote
Reply to comment by DickweedMcGee in Google lays off 100 robot workers used to clean its cafeterias, says report by snowmaninheat
bowling?
Kind_Bullfrog_4073 t1_ja63rl6 wrote
Reply to Google lays off 100 robot workers used to clean its cafeterias, says report by snowmaninheat
They were paying robot workers? No wonder they had to lay off so many non-robots.
Niznack t1_ja63l8g wrote
Reply to comment by bigkahuna1986 in Volkswagen says company requiring payment for location of abducted child near Libertyville was ‘serious breach of policy’ by 2_Sheds_Jackson
Yes but meremaid lawyers arent
meeplewirp t1_ja63g1c wrote
Reply to Georgia woman drives SUV into Popeyes over missing biscuits, police say by do-you-know-the-way9
I wonder what you have to go through for the biscuits not being in the bag at Popeyes to be the final straw before you have a life altering conniption.
bakjar t1_ja63d32 wrote
Not oniony at all.
Myriachan t1_ja63a7i wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Twitter argues before Supreme Court that letting ISIS use platform not the same as aiding and abetting terror by do-you-know-the-way9
Reminds me of the dude who sold his company’s old truck and it ended up in ISIS’s hands with the company phone number still painted on in ISIS pictures.
tigerCELL t1_ja6374u wrote
Reply to Google lays off 100 robot workers used to clean its cafeterias, says report by snowmaninheat
They fired 12,000 people and 100 robots. But this is my favorite part:
>Meanwhile, in a bid to further cut costs, Google has even asked employees who return to work to share their work desks with a "partner" to maximise office space.
Instead of just letting people work from home.
TasteCicles t1_ja635zc wrote
Reply to Georgia woman drives SUV into Popeyes over missing biscuits, police say by do-you-know-the-way9
Man, people are losing it these days.
GeerJonezzz t1_ja62ref wrote
Reply to comment by Micheal42 in Twitter argues before Supreme Court that letting ISIS use platform not the same as aiding and abetting terror by do-you-know-the-way9
I stopped reading at the “Those are the people from ISIS I’d want to stop, people who actually work for them”.
My brother in Christ have you ever heard of a VPN?
How can you tell the difference between some random ISIS shitter from Iowa vs. random Muslim villagers with IPhone 11’s on untraceable networks? They’re not gonna be hosting livestreams and giving out their IP’s…
You don’t actually think places like Twitter and Facebook allow ISIS or terrorists to post if actually verified and reported, do you?
Nasty_Old_Trout t1_ja62ok3 wrote
"Have you noticed how men always leave the toilet seat up?"
"That's the joke."
bigkahuna1986 t1_ja62ku1 wrote
Reply to comment by Niznack in Volkswagen says company requiring payment for location of abducted child near Libertyville was ‘serious breach of policy’ by 2_Sheds_Jackson
Mermaids are real though, right?
Nasty_Old_Trout t1_ja624ay wrote
Not available in my country/region, can someone post in comment?
meatmechdriver t1_ja61yxy wrote
Reply to Georgia woman drives SUV into Popeyes over missing biscuits, police say by do-you-know-the-way9
If you’ve eaten popeye’s biscuits before, you’ll understand to a certain degree why someone would lose their shit being denied their buttery deliciousness.
Micheal42 t1_ja61isz wrote
Reply to comment by GeerJonezzz in Twitter argues before Supreme Court that letting ISIS use platform not the same as aiding and abetting terror by do-you-know-the-way9
That's one way to dismiss what I just said I suppose.
jkrabs t1_ja684zy wrote
Reply to Man charged after eating stolen chips dropped by thief, police say by CiboLibro
Hasn’t this been posted at least 3 times in the last week?