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mithie007 t1_ja5udq6 wrote
Reply to comment by Dependent_Yesterday9 in Man charged after eating stolen chips dropped by thief, police say by jab116
top secret missile guidance control chips.
Blue_water_dreams t1_ja5uahn wrote
Reply to Twitter argues before Supreme Court that letting ISIS use platform not the same as aiding and abetting terror by do-you-know-the-way9
I guess Elon doesn’t disagree with ISIS.
Newt_Troll t1_ja5tycs wrote
This dumb bitch is crazy.
spyaleatoire t1_ja5twnf wrote
Reply to comment by mceric01 in Volkswagen says company requiring payment for location of abducted child near Libertyville was ‘serious breach of policy’ by 2_Sheds_Jackson
Bro lawyers deal with the LAW, the literal written rules - theres not much better you can cite than that. They deal with actual judges and scenarios
Fluid_Mulberry394 t1_ja5tlhp wrote
Reply to Google lays off 100 robot workers used to clean its cafeterias, says report by snowmaninheat
I heard the robots unionized.
knockonwood939 t1_ja5tjkv wrote
Reply to Americans are ready to test embryos for future college chances, survey shows by sunset_canopy
Wow...that's just insane!
DickweedMcGee t1_ja5tg9r wrote
Reply to Google lays off 100 robot workers used to clean its cafeterias, says report by snowmaninheat
It had trained 100 ,one-armed wheeled robots...
I could think of a a new profession for these guys....
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Factual_Statistician t1_ja5sr3c wrote
Reply to comment by Masque-Obscura-Photo in Lawyer argues fetus of jailed pregnant woman is being illegally detained by He-is
EVERYONE ELSE ARE THE BAD GUYS THO!!
/SATIRE
[deleted] t1_ja5shvf wrote
Reply to comment by Calbinan in Twitter argues before Supreme Court that letting ISIS use platform not the same as aiding and abetting terror by do-you-know-the-way9
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vandelayATC t1_ja5rxhs wrote
The headline sounds comical, but the article is anything but. She got her biscuits but drove through the side of the building anyway, almost striking a person. In 2020 she rammed an apartment complex with the same vehicle out of anger, and in 2018 she grabbed the steering wheel of a car that a man was driving and forced him off the road and into the woods. She got probation in the two earlier incidents. She needs to be locked the hell up and lose her license.
Yukondano2 t1_ja5rclj wrote
Reply to comment by RandomComputerFellow in Twitter argues before Supreme Court that letting ISIS use platform not the same as aiding and abetting terror by do-you-know-the-way9
Yeah I am really fucking concerned by how many people are jumping on this. They sound like a bunch of tech illiterate 70 year olds who don't understand how the internet works and assume it's like TV and newspapers. You can't act like websites endorse content by hosting it, the sheer scale of these sites and how the web works, means that applying that belief completely wrecks the internet. Yeah they should do what they can, and we can argue some sites do too little. But you will never get rid of bad content like this. It's like trying to end all crime in a city.
Freethecrafts t1_ja5qluz wrote
Reply to comment by eNonsense in Volkswagen says company requiring payment for location of abducted child near Libertyville was ‘serious breach of policy’ by 2_Sheds_Jackson
I came down hard against VW when this first came out. I’ll gladly eat those words to see a corporation actually helping people.
Obiwan_ca_blowme t1_ja5qlq1 wrote
If I were a cop there and one of my colleagues tried to take issue with him taking those chips, I would have just paid for them. Seriously, this is petty as hell.
Cetun t1_ja5o99z wrote
Black Joker has arrived.
Cetun t1_ja5nqb0 wrote
Reply to comment by dewpacs in Man charged after eating stolen chips dropped by thief, police say by CiboLibro
The 3 hours it took them to fill out paperwork and drive them to jail as well as the cost of housing them in jail, the time it takes the judge to read the police report and rubber stamp it at the PC hearing, and having a ADA take the time to file the paperwork to drop the case is easily 100x the amount of the stolen chips. That is not taking into account the chips themselves were no longer sellable even if recovered so the effective sale value of the chips at that point was $0.
Niznack t1_ja5mzdu wrote
Reply to comment by mceric01 in Volkswagen says company requiring payment for location of abducted child near Libertyville was ‘serious breach of policy’ by 2_Sheds_Jackson
Yes as we all know lawyers are mythical beasts like minotaurs and sphinx.
mceric01 t1_ja5maf4 wrote
Reply to comment by Niznack in Volkswagen says company requiring payment for location of abducted child near Libertyville was ‘serious breach of policy’ by 2_Sheds_Jackson
This is a lawyer website, not the real world
J4MES101 t1_ja5m0bt wrote
I don’t believe this is true
Why would the police need someone for this task?
KrampyDoo t1_ja5lfus wrote
Reply to Man Accidentally Shoots Self with Concealed Weapon While Seeking Cover From Loud Noise by davy_jones_locket
>Non-life-threatening injuries.
Killed the fuck out of his pride, tho
yourwitchergeralt t1_ja5lcdj wrote
Reply to Twitter argues before Supreme Court that letting ISIS use platform not the same as aiding and abetting terror by do-you-know-the-way9
ALLOW IT, & Track everyone that supports the terrorist shit..
SomebodyInNevada t1_ja5kki0 wrote
Reply to comment by YourTattooIsUgly in Virginia Governor Kills Bill Banning Police From Seeking Menstrual Histories of Women by Sasu105
Different doesn't mean wrong.
Debaser626 t1_ja5jyvj wrote
Reply to comment by Eyfordsucks in Volkswagen says company requiring payment for location of abducted child near Libertyville was ‘serious breach of policy’ by 2_Sheds_Jackson
Eh, you can always pass on shit like this to a supervisor or manager.
Even if you can’t directly contact/locate one at that exact minute, you put the person on hold until you can.
I’ve worked in several call centers and you’re not gonna get written up/fired if the call record shows someone on the line clearly stating they are LEO and they require immediate info.
It’s something called being “above my pay grade.”
Not all folks working at entry level jobs are there because of a shitty economy or bad luck. There’s a fair percentage of people who just aren’t smart enough to get any further… and then some who can’t even perform at that level.
Bokbreath t1_ja5jyro wrote
Reply to comment by ExpialiDUDEcious in Man Accidentally Shoots Self with Concealed Weapon While Seeking Cover From Loud Noise by davy_jones_locket
I fantasize about being the Good Guy With A Gun and having women throw themselves at me because I save them from the Bad Guy With A Gun.
Even when this doesn't happen I can safely be rude and angry - and people must respect me because I Am A Dangerous Person
heatlesssun t1_ja5ur3y wrote
Reply to Google lays off 100 robot workers used to clean its cafeterias, says report by snowmaninheat
So they'll evolve, Skynet, Terminator, M5, we're done.