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AssociateJaded3931 t1_ja4xujr wrote
Reply to Pueblo deputy awarded Purple Heart for injuries suffered during shooting of Richard Ward by Drablit
Be more careful, people. Stop electing these insane sheriffs.
orange_pill76 t1_ja4xr0o wrote
Reply to Man Accidentally Shoots Self with Concealed Weapon While Seeking Cover From Loud Noise by davy_jones_locket
I'm waiting for an instance where two "good guys with guns" heroically shoot each other after bravely responding to the sound of a falling concrete paver in the garden center of a home depot.
AssociateJaded3931 t1_ja4x6fu wrote
Reply to McDonald's Croydon installs knife arch but diners won't be forced to use it by Prestonn2705
"Knife arch"? Is that something from Game of Thrones?
AssociateJaded3931 t1_ja4wgm1 wrote
You claim that fetuses have rights? Then give them ALL of the rights.
Sudovoodoo80 t1_ja4uhyr wrote
Reply to comment by Commercial_Board6680 in Man Accidentally Shoots Self with Concealed Weapon While Seeking Cover From Loud Noise by davy_jones_locket
Laughter is indeed what the world needs now.
Commercial_Board6680 t1_ja4ud3l wrote
Reply to comment by Sudovoodoo80 in Man Accidentally Shoots Self with Concealed Weapon While Seeking Cover From Loud Noise by davy_jones_locket
It's rude of us to make fun of the fragile mall ninja who's so terrified of life that he has to protect himself to shop. But it does make me laugh, so there's that.
spyaleatoire t1_ja4t2hx wrote
Reply to comment by mceric01 in Volkswagen says company requiring payment for location of abducted child near Libertyville was ‘serious breach of policy’ by 2_Sheds_Jackson
Just straight up yes they quite literally can
Rahm89 t1_ja4sjot wrote
Reply to comment by brotherenigma in Jewish patients felt victimized by artwork made by Gazzan children by asharif_
Are you for real? « Palestine » is the name the Romans gave « Judea » after quelling the Jewish uprising and annexing it. Judaism predates Palestine by a few centuries at the very least. And that’s a conservative estimate.
Not that any of this matters in 2023 to determine rights and wrongs. But confidently spewing nonsense and historical fallacies is not helpful.
SomebodyInNevada t1_ja4sb3h wrote
Reply to comment by YourTattooIsUgly in Virginia Governor Kills Bill Banning Police From Seeking Menstrual Histories of Women by Sasu105
The brain doesn't always match the body.
flbart t1_ja4rle7 wrote
Reply to comment by PJJefferson in Jewish patients felt victimized by artwork made by Gazzan children by asharif_
The Dome of the Rock is in Occupied Palestinian Territory (East Jerusalem) under international law. How is showing a Palestinian flag flying above a mosque used by Palestinians offensive to Jewish people? It's odd that the article is alleges the existence of Israel is denied but then puts Palestine in quotation marks, as though it doesn't exist.
surle t1_ja4rez0 wrote
Reply to comment by Fetlocks_Glistening in Standup comedian wanted for shooting man on the subway, police say by kangarooturd
Found him
Obamas_Tie t1_ja4reaj wrote
Reply to Georgia woman drives SUV into Popeyes over missing biscuits, police say by do-you-know-the-way9
This is just an average day at Popeyes
aitherion t1_ja4qw62 wrote
I wish all politicians could just be like this all the time. What a world that would be.
StygianSavior t1_ja4pu3x wrote
Reply to comment by WhyBuyMe in Man Accidentally Shoots Self with Concealed Weapon While Seeking Cover From Loud Noise by davy_jones_locket
Shagadelic, baby!
Sudovoodoo80 t1_ja4pml7 wrote
Reply to comment by Woden8 in Man Accidentally Shoots Self with Concealed Weapon While Seeking Cover From Loud Noise by davy_jones_locket
Or, maybe you just don't need the gun.
Sudovoodoo80 t1_ja4p7kn wrote
Reply to comment by Commercial_Board6680 in Man Accidentally Shoots Self with Concealed Weapon While Seeking Cover From Loud Noise by davy_jones_locket
It is unknown if mall ninjas have dicks, no one has even seen one.
Sudovoodoo80 t1_ja4ouj3 wrote
Reply to comment by Dances-With-Snarfs in Man Accidentally Shoots Self with Concealed Weapon While Seeking Cover From Loud Noise by davy_jones_locket
Or, hear me out, maybe you just don't need the gun.
Sudovoodoo80 t1_ja4opxu wrote
Reply to comment by Dances-With-Snarfs in Man Accidentally Shoots Self with Concealed Weapon While Seeking Cover From Loud Noise by davy_jones_locket
Or, hear me out, you could just not live in fear and not carry a gun.
flbart t1_ja4oosp wrote
Reply to comment by TranscoloredSky in Jewish patients felt victimized by artwork made by Gazzan children by asharif_
It's not though, this is in the UK and UKLFI never says the people offended were Israeli. They said they filed the complaint "on behalf of some Jewish patients" who felt victimized. UKLFI's complaint specifically says they felt victimized because they are Jewish: "it is offensive for Jewish people to see a Palestinian flag over their holiest site."
Lead_cloud t1_ja4o73j wrote
Reply to comment by RobsEvilTwin in Arizona hiker convicted of starting forest fires to be rescued by StudMuffinNick
He's a dumbass that got himself lost, and lit a fire to try and make a "smoke signal" to get rescued, which naturally immediately got out of control because he's a dumbass.
RobsEvilTwin t1_ja4kiv8 wrote
Reply to comment by Lead_cloud in Arizona hiker convicted of starting forest fires to be rescued by StudMuffinNick
He lit a fire in bushland and then just walked away from it? Without realising he was endangering lives and property?
TheSlamster t1_ja4htqq wrote
Reply to comment by Rokzo in Man Accidentally Shoots Self with Concealed Weapon While Seeking Cover From Loud Noise by davy_jones_locket
Couldn’t work, hank can’t aim
OldBob10 t1_ja4glso wrote
Reply to Twitter argues before Supreme Court that letting ISIS use platform not the same as aiding and abetting terror by do-you-know-the-way9
Free speech for billionaires and terrorists, not for thee…
RobsEvilTwin t1_ja4xwh0 wrote
Reply to comment by Lead_cloud in Arizona hiker convicted of starting forest fires to be rescued by StudMuffinNick
Maybe I am overly sensitive to deliberately lit bushfires mate :D We have had some horrific ones that were deliberately lit.