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Good-Candidate3044 t1_ja4fdwe wrote
Reply to comment by BaconIsAVeg2 in Twitter argues before Supreme Court that letting ISIS use platform not the same as aiding and abetting terror by do-you-know-the-way9
Tell me you didn't read the article without telling me you didn't read the article.
It's the 2007 suit lol. The people who banned all Conservative thought but allowed litteral terrorists to remain on the platform.
OldWierdo t1_ja4ea44 wrote
Reply to Man Accidentally Shoots Self with Concealed Weapon While Seeking Cover From Loud Noise by davy_jones_locket
Thank God for Good Guys with guns! All responsible owners.
Beat the hell out of the guy for negligent discharge. Not accidental. Negligent.
glitchycat39 t1_ja4e0v8 wrote
I'm pretty sure I've read this comic book before, someone get Batman.
954bzn t1_ja4czyb wrote
Reply to comment by PJJefferson in Jewish patients felt victimized by artwork made by Gazzan children by asharif_
You browse Reddit to defend Israel on vacation? I’m sorry your life is that sad. Sincerely, a guy that lives on the ocean 🫡🇵🇸
PJJefferson t1_ja4ctre wrote
Reply to comment by 954bzn in Jewish patients felt victimized by artwork made by Gazzan children by asharif_
Hmmm…. Continue sitting at the pool on the ocean and enjoying my vacation, or “try harder” to do work for some lazy, obnoxious little stranger on Reddit?
DamonFields t1_ja4coh7 wrote
Reply to Man Accidentally Shoots Self with Concealed Weapon While Seeking Cover From Loud Noise by davy_jones_locket
Just another day in Murkastan.
954bzn t1_ja4bfri wrote
Reply to comment by PJJefferson in Jewish patients felt victimized by artwork made by Gazzan children by asharif_
I read the article. Sources matter. Try harder, dunce.
954bzn t1_ja4bcvk wrote
Reply to comment by needaburnerbaby in Jewish patients felt victimized by artwork made by Gazzan children by asharif_
So you think Hamas should attack the people illegally stealing Palestinian land, since that would directly provide for their citizens? If so, I agree.
Ok-disaster2022 t1_ja4bair wrote
First ABC is an idiot for at least not linking the tweet, but who knows what Elon Musk is charging for that these days.
Second, I don't know anything about the current Mexican President but it reminds me of the Mexican-American mom of one of my friends sharing photos she's take of mystical things. I respect her for it, and so I guess I respect this President for it.
MicroSofty88 t1_ja4ba00 wrote
Reply to comment by cwthree in Volkswagen says company requiring payment for location of abducted child near Libertyville was ‘serious breach of policy’ by 2_Sheds_Jackson
If you were fired in that scenario I think you could easily sue the employer or at the very least publicly bash them to get your job back. It would be a huge PR liability.
PJJefferson t1_ja4b9st wrote
Reply to comment by 954bzn in Jewish patients felt victimized by artwork made by Gazzan children by asharif_
Words are scary!
954bzn t1_ja4azrj wrote
Reply to comment by PJJefferson in Jewish patients felt victimized by artwork made by Gazzan children by asharif_
Yes, read an article that’s clearly biased. Very cool.
Tonyhillzone t1_ja4axf1 wrote
That's not funny.
Jrecondite t1_ja49arp wrote
Reply to Georgia woman drives SUV into Popeyes over missing biscuits, police say by do-you-know-the-way9
To be fair my bleach has a warning to not drink. Was there a warning on the building saying not to drive into it? Think she is in the clear here.
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CrizzyBill t1_ja47fe6 wrote
>ABOUT THE COMEDIANS
>LEO COFRESI Leo Cofresi is a Dominican ex gang member. On stage he has a devil's advocate style with goofy and observational jokes. You can see him on 'Game Theory' on HBO.
I scanned through about 6 episodes and spotted him once, and it was "ask a random person on the street" style. He was on for about 10 seconds and cracked a joke about weed dealers selling crypto too.
MrTastix t1_ja47eeu wrote
Reply to comment by ChronWeasely in Twitter argues before Supreme Court that letting ISIS use platform not the same as aiding and abetting terror by do-you-know-the-way9
It's already "less free" in the sense that massive corporations are incentivised to act in certain ways out of profit.
Look at all the demonetisation fiascos YouTube has had over the years, for instant. It's not free by virtue of it being owned by corporate interests who only agenda is more money.
Nearby-Pickle9843 t1_ja46wei wrote
JosephMeach t1_ja457wg wrote
One day I’ll get bored and go see who else is on Makeout Roulette
THOMASTHEWANKENG1NE t1_ja44h2r wrote
Reply to New Mexico wants to stop the federal government from gunning down about 100 feral cows by helicopter by orel_
Wonder how the meat holds up
Upstairs-Injury9660 t1_ja43zpp wrote
Reply to comment by crypto1092 in Man Accidentally Shoots Self with Concealed Weapon While Seeking Cover From Loud Noise by davy_jones_locket
Either that or using a clip-draw style system without a trigger guard
AndyHN t1_ja43wdb wrote
Reply to comment by Omnipresent_Walrus in Twitter argues before Supreme Court that letting ISIS use platform not the same as aiding and abetting terror by do-you-know-the-way9
A guy in California was just acquitted of DUI because in CA it's legal to drive under the influence if the result of not driving puts someone at greater risk of harm. His lawyer argued successfully in court that he was at greater risk of harm if he didn't flee in his car when his wife caught him with his girlfriend. That sounds like nonsense to me, but it worked.
Whatever nonsense is being argued by Twitter's lawyers will only be dumb if it doesn't work. What would be dumber would be not using every argument they can think of to clear their client.
Fetlocks_Glistening t1_ja43ry9 wrote
Why do they specifically want a comedian to do it?? Are they like targetting a clown and want to send a message?
KesonaFyren t1_ja42win wrote
Reply to comment by quikfrozt in Twitter argues before Supreme Court that letting ISIS use platform not the same as aiding and abetting terror by do-you-know-the-way9
Or 20,000 people attending a Nazi rally in Madison Square Garden 6 months before Hitler invaded Poland!
Good-Candidate3044 t1_ja4g1pj wrote
Reply to comment by mistercrinders in Twitter argues before Supreme Court that letting ISIS use platform not the same as aiding and abetting terror by do-you-know-the-way9
Yet they remained at the time of this case where Western Republican voices were silenced and banned.
White man saying you like guns deleted and banned.
Brown man literally throwing homosexuals off of buildings A-OK with us.