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MetricVeil t1_ja3wfj8 wrote
Reply to comment by dcode9 in Chinese kissing device lets you smooch over the internet, but no tongues by halxp01
:D
Hand-Picked-Anus t1_ja3wdfi wrote
Reply to comment by dpdxguy in Volkswagen says company requiring payment for location of abducted child near Libertyville was ‘serious breach of policy’ by 2_Sheds_Jackson
You have real life to use as evidence. Just Google "company blames employee."
TranscendentPretzel t1_ja3w7zz wrote
Reply to Man Accidentally Shoots Self with Concealed Weapon While Seeking Cover From Loud Noise by davy_jones_locket
There was a loud noise. Hero with concealed weapon ducks for cover and shoots himself.
Shouldn't he have been taking out his gun to save the day? Kinda proves that people who feel like they need a gun on them at all times to feel safe are wimps.
dcode9 t1_ja3vj14 wrote
Reply to comment by MetricVeil in Chinese kissing device lets you smooch over the internet, but no tongues by halxp01
Here's the clip, hilarious! https://youtu.be/hO4BhXaMpxs
DamnBunny t1_ja3vg8q wrote
Reply to comment by eNonsense in Volkswagen says company requiring payment for location of abducted child near Libertyville was ‘serious breach of policy’ by 2_Sheds_Jackson
They were doing their job. Remember corporations will do anything to ensure they are never liable. Even badly train their employees to just follow the script. Someone had to write that script for them to even say something as, "Sorry You Didn't Pay, Bye."
TripleGarlic t1_ja3vbur wrote
Reply to comment by TripleGarlic in Vegetable shortages in UK could be ‘tip of iceberg’, says farming union by Mighty_L_LORT
We should endive to re-join, asap.
Bitter_Mongoose t1_ja3v7rx wrote
TripleGarlic t1_ja3v7lh wrote
Brexiteers need a rocket up their escarole.
WhyBuyMe t1_ja3v6gx wrote
Reply to comment by dubbleplusgood in Man Accidentally Shoots Self with Concealed Weapon While Seeking Cover From Loud Noise by davy_jones_locket
Shag carpet is the solution to all of life's problems
mceric01 t1_ja3v4nh wrote
TripleGarlic t1_ja3uqqv wrote
I blame romaine ers.
Dances-With-Snarfs t1_ja3t6u5 wrote
Reply to comment by dubbleplusgood in Man Accidentally Shoots Self with Concealed Weapon While Seeking Cover From Loud Noise by davy_jones_locket
Yeah I’m well aware. That is how guns are carried. They may have the safety on or off depending on user choice and mechanical function of the firearm. They may have no safety at all. They usually have one in the tube ready to go so the user does not need to rack the slide to put the gun into battery, because if you need a gun you need it right away.
krusty_yooper t1_ja3swvy wrote
Reply to Man Accidentally Shoots Self with Concealed Weapon While Seeking Cover From Loud Noise by davy_jones_locket
Damnit Cheddar Bob!
RandomComputerFellow t1_ja3swvl wrote
Reply to Twitter argues before Supreme Court that letting ISIS use platform not the same as aiding and abetting terror by do-you-know-the-way9
Well. I really dislike Twitter but considering that this is about the lack of proactive actions to prevent ISIS using it and not about them actively allowing it, they are definitely right that it is not the same. I mean it is still a question if Twitter can and should be requited to take proactive actions but just calling it the same as aiding and abetting terror is a stretch. The same way one could also argue that Toyota aids or abets terror when they produce white pickup trucks. I would rather look at companies like TikTok which have much more dubious interests here.
dpdxguy t1_ja3sd5k wrote
Reply to comment by scaldywagon in Amazon has a donkey meat problem by WildVelociraptor
I also have to wonder what kind of person assumes Amazon vets the claims of every product and seller on their website.
Who doesn't see Amazon as a rapacious marketeer that will do almost anything to make a buck? It treats its employees like shit, but she thought they'd be very concerned about mislabeled products?!?
___zero__cool___ t1_ja3sa70 wrote
Reply to comment by AgencyDelicious1933 in New Mexico wants to stop the federal government from gunning down about 100 feral cows by helicopter by orel_
They also lack the opposable thumbs required to shake up and untwist the cap of a bottle of Faygo.
britboy4321 t1_ja3rs91 wrote
Reply to Man Accidentally Shoots Self with Concealed Weapon While Seeking Cover From Loud Noise by davy_jones_locket
That man has spent his whole life 'til now believing only morons accidentally discharge their firearms. Just like you believe, right now :)
mistercrinders t1_ja3rnir wrote
Reply to Twitter argues before Supreme Court that letting ISIS use platform not the same as aiding and abetting terror by do-you-know-the-way9
Wouldn't banning ISIS be silencing conservative voices? Checkmate Republicans.
Johnyryal3 t1_ja3rkp6 wrote
Reply to comment by Dances-With-Snarfs in Man Accidentally Shoots Self with Concealed Weapon While Seeking Cover From Loud Noise by davy_jones_locket
Im sure this guy thought he knew what he was doing too.
ConsiderationWest587 t1_ja3rk8j wrote
Reply to comment by davy_jones_locket in Man Accidentally Shoots Self with Concealed Weapon While Seeking Cover From Loud Noise by davy_jones_locket
Just watch- first day of the apocalypse, half the preppers are gonna shoot themselves or go deaf from firing inside a building lol
Woden8 t1_ja3rij2 wrote
Reply to Man Accidentally Shoots Self with Concealed Weapon While Seeking Cover From Loud Noise by davy_jones_locket
The article doesn’t say this man was carrying either legally or illegally. But folks, if you are going to be a responsible concealed carry holder, you need to train. Many states including mine require you to have at least fired 200 rounds to renew your license, but you really need to do more then that. You need to practice your draw from many positions (of course, do this with a unloaded firearm), seated, crouching, on your back, etc. This will help you find which carry positions work best for you. Also, practice firing from these positions if you can. Many people use small of the back holsters which are terrible if an attacker has knocked you down on your back. Also, this usually applies to women and purses, off-body carry isn’t great. With off-body carry you are far more likely to have a accidental discharge while fumbling through your bag. In an intense moment you don’t want to be fumbling around trying to figure out how to get a good purchase on your firearm.
Micheal42 t1_ja3rf0s wrote
Reply to comment by HaikuKnives in Twitter argues before Supreme Court that letting ISIS use platform not the same as aiding and abetting terror by do-you-know-the-way9
Not if you believe that they shouldn't be hosting actual russian government agents. Russian sympathizers is so broad a term as to be useless. The comparison I'd draw would be to actual government agents. Those are the people from ISIS I'd want to stop, people who actually work for them. Not just some dickhead in his basement living in the west going "oh I love ISIS".
In this comparison you could take the people suffering under Isis rule and twitter the technology as analogous. That being they're being used against their will to prop up something that they shouldn't be used to prop up. Putin, ISIS members power and the spreading of ISIS propaganda.
To that end if the people who own Twitter, the platform, aren't able or willing to stop them being used then they shouldn't benefit from any of the things that come from being housed in the west, just the same as people who break the embargo against Russia should face consequences too.
fisherbeam t1_ja3re4w wrote
Reply to comment by Calbinan in Twitter argues before Supreme Court that letting ISIS use platform not the same as aiding and abetting terror by do-you-know-the-way9
It’s not like they banned the president over the taliban. This is why Elon shouldn’t have bought the company. We were much safer before.
dubbleplusgood t1_ja3r537 wrote
Reply to comment by Dances-With-Snarfs in Man Accidentally Shoots Self with Concealed Weapon While Seeking Cover From Loud Noise by davy_jones_locket
Locked and loaded, referring to one in the chamber, ready to fire. Cleary he wasn't ready to fire but his firearm was.
TranscendentPretzel t1_ja3wmvb wrote
Reply to comment by Bokbreath in Man Accidentally Shoots Self with Concealed Weapon While Seeking Cover From Loud Noise by davy_jones_locket
I've said to gun people before that I don't like handling guns because I'm afraid I'll shoot myself, and they all immediately jump in to say that's not how guns work. They don't "just go off." But I keep hearing about cases where this exact thing happens.