Recent comments in /f/nottheonion
Xaero_Hour t1_ja3qpu7 wrote
Reply to comment by quikfrozt in Twitter argues before Supreme Court that letting ISIS use platform not the same as aiding and abetting terror by do-you-know-the-way9
Do not interrupt an enemy when they are in the middle of making a mistake.
MetricVeil t1_ja3qpaa wrote
Reply to comment by halxp01 in Chinese kissing device lets you smooch over the internet, but no tongues by halxp01
Yeah, the 'Lisatronic 3000' just sits in a box, now. 'Howard' was a man of vision when it came to robot/human interactions. :D
Pornviewerx1000 t1_ja3qjsy wrote
Reply to Georgia woman drives SUV into Popeyes over missing biscuits, police say by do-you-know-the-way9
Augusta isn’t remotely Atlanta
openly_gray t1_ja3q60f wrote
So thats were our tax $$ go? Going after some poor shlub that ate $4 worth of stuff? I feel safer already /s
MetricVeil t1_ja3q1ut wrote
Reply to comment by stephanepare in Chinese kissing device lets you smooch over the internet, but no tongues by halxp01
Yep, and the 'nibble'/bite function, as well. :D
nutmeggerking t1_ja3q050 wrote
Reply to comment by Dances-With-Snarfs in Man Accidentally Shoots Self with Concealed Weapon While Seeking Cover From Loud Noise by davy_jones_locket
Lol this clown just proved that he only adds to the danger by arming himself. He's the type of moron that would accidentally shoot an innocent person if there was a shootout.
If everyone is already armed, why do you feel the need to arm yourself? Someone else will be armed. But I guess when you are scared of your own shadow, you feel the need to arm yourself. It's a fucking sad existence.
Fact: he is statistically likely to end up being the only person to shoot him in his lifetime
Phillyredsox t1_ja3pwt0 wrote
Reply to comment by eNonsense in Volkswagen says company requiring payment for location of abducted child near Libertyville was ‘serious breach of policy’ by 2_Sheds_Jackson
Common on Reddit. Lol.
Fenway_Refugee t1_ja3puk9 wrote
Reply to Man Accidentally Shoots Self with Concealed Weapon While Seeking Cover From Loud Noise by davy_jones_locket
If only he shot off his tiny, little ding-dong; he wouldn't have to worry about over-compensating for something anymore!
asmorbidus t1_ja3pkrx wrote
Reply to comment by BaconIsAVeg2 in Twitter argues before Supreme Court that letting ISIS use platform not the same as aiding and abetting terror by do-you-know-the-way9
What the hell did Magic: the Gathering do?
eNonsense t1_ja3pjky wrote
Reply to comment by DamnBunny in Volkswagen says company requiring payment for location of abducted child near Libertyville was ‘serious breach of policy’ by 2_Sheds_Jackson
Which the article states is not VWs policy, and the employee failed to follow their policy to help law enforcement for these situations.
davereit t1_ja3nw91 wrote
Reply to comment by Ok-disaster2022 in Volkswagen says company requiring payment for location of abducted child near Libertyville was ‘serious breach of policy’ by 2_Sheds_Jackson
Police “defective” is probably my new favorite job title.
Dances-With-Snarfs t1_ja3n52h wrote
Reply to comment by nutmeggerking in Man Accidentally Shoots Self with Concealed Weapon While Seeking Cover From Loud Noise by davy_jones_locket
Imagine living in a country where public mass murders occur and being willing to actually defend yourself/others from it. Now imagine that you shoot yourself out of incompetence and to top it off the same group of people who condemn these mass shooting existing mocks you for wanting to not be murdered in public. This guy shouldn’t be carrying a gun since he clearly can’t handle it, but don’t act like keeping a gun on you in the world’s most armed and one of its most dangerous countries is unreasonable.
eNonsense t1_ja3my4m wrote
Reply to comment by sfvbritguy in Volkswagen says company requiring payment for location of abducted child near Libertyville was ‘serious breach of policy’ by 2_Sheds_Jackson
What, because this employee didn't follow Volkswagens policy to assist law enforcement, and VW is owning up to the mistake made by the employee? Did you actually read the article? Or just assumed what was going on after reading the headline, which you also failed to understand?
SomebodyInNevada t1_ja3mm9x wrote
Reply to comment by YourTattooIsUgly in Virginia Governor Kills Bill Banning Police From Seeking Menstrual Histories of Women by Sasu105
I'm cis-het, not trans.
It is very relevant in dating but many things aren't disclosed up front in dating, singling out one as criminal doesn't make sense.
It is totally a non-issue in sports for those who went with puberty blockers and then transition. Later in life I think it's a minor issue after a few years but I'm not convinced either way.
How could it possibly be relevant in work?? I have never seen under the clothes of any coworker and if I did, so what? While I am obviously an American I have a much more European attitude about nudity.
Dances-With-Snarfs t1_ja3mk9c wrote
Reply to comment by dubbleplusgood in Man Accidentally Shoots Self with Concealed Weapon While Seeking Cover From Loud Noise by davy_jones_locket
Guns are carried “locked and loaded” all the time. It’s the preferred way to carry a firearm on the body of somebody who knows what they’re doing. Now carrying it loaded and not knowing what to do with it to the degree that the carrier shoots themself is careless and stupid.
eNonsense t1_ja3mjzd wrote
Reply to comment by Clay_Ek in Volkswagen says company requiring payment for location of abducted child near Libertyville was ‘serious breach of policy’ by 2_Sheds_Jackson
You didn't bother to read the article, did you...
VW has a policy to assist law enforcement and this employee didn't follow it, and they owned up to that. That's probably the opposit of your assumption, isn't it?
Rokzo t1_ja3mjj5 wrote
Reply to comment by dave999dave in Man Accidentally Shoots Self with Concealed Weapon While Seeking Cover From Loud Noise by davy_jones_locket
I instantly envisioned a king of the hill skit where Hank shoots himself in the leg, falls to the ground and goes Baaawaaaawaaaahaaaa and grabs a tiny gun from a tiny holster next to it and starts shooting the other gun repeatedly
dewpacs t1_ja3mgis wrote
This sort of pettiness is another reason cops are hated by so many
Kiwi_In_Europe t1_ja3mcwl wrote
My man in the pic can hardly believe this bullshit himself
eNonsense t1_ja3m81m wrote
Reply to comment by Phillyredsox in Volkswagen says company requiring payment for location of abducted child near Libertyville was ‘serious breach of policy’ by 2_Sheds_Jackson
VW said in the article that they have a policy for assisting law enforcement with these requests and it's worked successfully in the past. However this employee was not following policy and VW owned up to the mistake. That sounds to me like VW is on the side of giving help to find the child without insisting on reinstating subscription payments first.
I think many of the people in this thread are taking this the wrong way, and likely didn't actually read the article. Seems common in this sub.
DankVectorz t1_ja3lsce wrote
Reply to comment by Calbinan in Twitter argues before Supreme Court that letting ISIS use platform not the same as aiding and abetting terror by do-you-know-the-way9
This suit is from a 2017 event
HaikuKnives t1_ja3l93x wrote
Reply to comment by Micheal42 in Twitter argues before Supreme Court that letting ISIS use platform not the same as aiding and abetting terror by do-you-know-the-way9
Twitter (the platform) is a technology though. We also have not sanctioned Twitter for hosting Russian sympathizers so this comparison falls apart from the get-go.
MorrowDisca t1_ja3l50f wrote
Reply to Man Accidentally Shoots Self with Concealed Weapon While Seeking Cover From Loud Noise by davy_jones_locket
I hope he wasn't wearing a mask. Can't be living in fear.
halxp01 OP t1_ja3l07d wrote
Reply to comment by MetricVeil in Chinese kissing device lets you smooch over the internet, but no tongues by halxp01
The Robotic “Manipulation”
eNonsense t1_ja3r2my wrote
Reply to comment by Phillyredsox in Volkswagen says company requiring payment for location of abducted child near Libertyville was ‘serious breach of policy’ by 2_Sheds_Jackson
I was replying to you dawg. You're the one who didn't read the article and spread an assumption that was the opposite of the truth.