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lazyloofah t1_ja368ht wrote
Reply to comment by Darryl_Lict in Amazon has a donkey meat problem by WildVelociraptor
Yes, and hence marshmallows and certain types of pop-tarts are found in pork rooms in western-oriented supermarkets in the UAE - although now hey’ve come out with good marshmallows made with fish gelatin.
Human_Fucker69420 t1_ja35xxs wrote
Reply to comment by kgro in Chinese kissing device lets you smooch over the internet, but no tongues by halxp01
Lmfao
doodlerscafe t1_ja35tdl wrote
Reply to comment by soggynachochip in Volkswagen says company requiring payment for location of abducted child near Libertyville was ‘serious breach of policy’ by 2_Sheds_Jackson
That’s the actual job description that is exactly what the company hired them to do and most likely with very little training and even less pay
RockyMountainHigh- t1_ja35p2n wrote
Reply to comment by Bobrakis in Vegetable shortages in UK could be ‘tip of iceberg’, says farming union by Mighty_L_LORT
Russian ch 4?
cooldods t1_ja34mdf wrote
Reply to comment by starfox_priebe in Roald Dahl threatened publisher with ‘enormous crocodile’ if they changed his words by Mighty_L_LORT
Thanks for that, I'm not from the US.
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dpdxguy t1_ja34cbz wrote
Reply to comment by Eyfordsucks in Volkswagen says company requiring payment for location of abducted child near Libertyville was ‘serious breach of policy’ by 2_Sheds_Jackson
You didn't read the article, did you? The "wage slave" violated company policy and procedure by refusing to give requested information to the police.
midnight_station t1_ja3443x wrote
Reply to Man Accidentally Shoots Self with Concealed Weapon While Seeking Cover From Loud Noise by davy_jones_locket
The guy is so scared he has to carry a gun around with him, then he hears a loud noise which scares him even more and shoots himself b/c he's too terrified to use his gun properly.
starfox_priebe t1_ja33qwo wrote
Reply to comment by cooldods in Roald Dahl threatened publisher with ‘enormous crocodile’ if they changed his words by Mighty_L_LORT
I'm not saying you're wrong, I'm explaining to you that people don't differentiate between left and liberal, especially in the US.
BuffaloOk7264 t1_ja33q9g wrote
Reply to New Mexico wants to stop the federal government from gunning down about 100 feral cows by helicopter by orel_
In olden days we had strong men on horses who could capture these escaped felonious creatures. Are there no vaqueros in Nuevo Mexico ahorito?
quikfrozt t1_ja33nqt wrote
Reply to Twitter argues before Supreme Court that letting ISIS use platform not the same as aiding and abetting terror by do-you-know-the-way9
I’m amazed all these foreign belligerents and governments are all happily using an American platform. It’s like Nazi Germany and Imperial Japan having stuff published in the NYT during WW2.
ChronWeasely t1_ja33l3z wrote
Reply to comment by 000Spectator in Twitter argues before Supreme Court that letting ISIS use platform not the same as aiding and abetting terror by do-you-know-the-way9
The implications for social media are huge though. A ruling against Facebook will fundamentally change the role of the social media companies. The internet will become "less free" as companies need to regulate so much information that they'll reject an incredible amount to deflect possible litigation.
Buck_Thorn t1_ja33gdl wrote
Reply to comment by squarepeg0000 in Chinese kissing device lets you smooch over the internet, but no tongues by halxp01
Got one on order already, huh?
kgro t1_ja33eqy wrote
Finally a zoom bukkake
cooldods t1_ja33egu wrote
Reply to comment by GreenCarnation404 in Roald Dahl threatened publisher with ‘enormous crocodile’ if they changed his words by Mighty_L_LORT
I'm not even sure what you're trying to say.
Although if you had much of a point I'm sure you would have made it.
Much-Glove t1_ja33d9c wrote
Reply to Man Accidentally Shoots Self with Concealed Weapon While Seeking Cover From Loud Noise by davy_jones_locket
It's ma gawd givern right to shoot maself in the foot!
cooldods t1_ja339or wrote
Reply to comment by starfox_priebe in Roald Dahl threatened publisher with ‘enormous crocodile’ if they changed his words by Mighty_L_LORT
That's arguing semantics.
The decision to rewrite these works was made by a profit driven corporation who didn't give a shit about the author's intentions, only their profits.
It's the very definition of right wing capitalism.
elpajaroquemamais t1_ja334gy wrote
Reply to comment by BaconIsAVeg2 in Twitter argues before Supreme Court that letting ISIS use platform not the same as aiding and abetting terror by do-you-know-the-way9
This should be their argument tbh.
the-zoidberg t1_ja32zyu wrote
Reply to Georgia woman drives SUV into Popeyes over missing biscuits, police say by do-you-know-the-way9
I wonder if she got her biscuits.
starfox_priebe t1_ja32qda wrote
Reply to comment by cooldods in Roald Dahl threatened publisher with ‘enormous crocodile’ if they changed his words by Mighty_L_LORT
People have difficulty differentiating liberal from left. Also there are plenty of leftists that would happily condemn Dahl's works for these reasons, but it seems more likely they would just advocate for books not written by a racist, rather than amending the works of a long dead person.
Clay_Ek t1_ja32g01 wrote
Reply to Volkswagen says company requiring payment for location of abducted child near Libertyville was ‘serious breach of policy’ by 2_Sheds_Jackson
This is 100% who Volkswagen is.
jihadijohhn t1_ja326pw wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Twitter argues before Supreme Court that letting ISIS use platform not the same as aiding and abetting terror by do-you-know-the-way9
This is a policy from old Twitter. It isn't something enacted by Musk.
themengsk1761 t1_ja326hd wrote
Reply to Georgia woman drives SUV into Popeyes over missing biscuits, police say by do-you-know-the-way9
I'll take "why people don't want to fill service industry jobs" again for 100$ Alex, but my answer is the same as last time.
AWWWYEAAAAAAAAAAA t1_ja36hjb wrote
Reply to comment by knockatize in Roald Dahl threatened publisher with ‘enormous crocodile’ if they changed his words by Mighty_L_LORT
Making alligators*