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squarepeg0000 t1_ja31bgx wrote
This could get kinky really fast.
perksofbeingcrafty t1_ja318jw wrote
Tbh I’m surprised we’ve had sex toys with this exact same premise for years but this is the first time ones come out for kissing
BaconIsAVeg2 t1_ja30uj6 wrote
Reply to comment by WritingRites in Twitter argues before Supreme Court that letting ISIS use platform not the same as aiding and abetting terror by do-you-know-the-way9
"If we ban ISIS, we'd also have to ban MTG and Boebert and a ton of conservative leaders!"
dubbleplusgood t1_ja30gdn wrote
Reply to Man Accidentally Shoots Self with Concealed Weapon While Seeking Cover From Loud Noise by davy_jones_locket
Was the gun in his pants instead of a holster? Possibly. Regardless of how he carried it, was it locked and loaded? Probably. Did his carelessness and negligence put others at risk? Definitely. Will he learn from his mistake? Absolutely not.
dr_Octag0n t1_ja30ad3 wrote
Reply to comment by LuminousJaeSoul in Man Accidentally Shoots Self with Concealed Weapon While Seeking Cover From Loud Noise by davy_jones_locket
He had conceiled the weapon from himself.
dubbleplusgood t1_ja2ztcu wrote
Reply to comment by ThatRedditPrat in Man Accidentally Shoots Self with Concealed Weapon While Seeking Cover From Loud Noise by davy_jones_locket
Save your gun money and instead use it to buy soft plush carpets so a dropped ladder won't make a loud noise. Problem solved.
SomeIndividual1 t1_ja2zmq2 wrote
Reply to comment by RobsEvilTwin in Georgia woman drives SUV into Popeyes over missing biscuits, police say by do-you-know-the-way9
I thought that was established regardless of the cookie
palabradot t1_ja2zg3i wrote
Reply to comment by reverend-mayhem in Volkswagen says company requiring payment for location of abducted child near Libertyville was ‘serious breach of policy’ by 2_Sheds_Jackson
Wow. Every last CS place I've worked in, there are clear procedures about what to do if someone identifying themselves as legal counsel or law enforcement call the line.
In most cases, nope, I wouldn't have been taking that call other than to get the name and where they're calling from so I can transfer to a supervisor to handle it. OR law enforcement has their own line to call that gets them directly to a supervisor.
So either this guy didn't listen that day, got told 'this rarely happens' and forgot, or couldn't find any person to transfer that to.
GenericElucidation t1_ja2z55o wrote
Reply to Volkswagen says company requiring payment for location of abducted child near Libertyville was ‘serious breach of policy’ by 2_Sheds_Jackson
Damn I used to live by there. That's some ballsy - and fucking stupid - carjacking.
cynical_euphemism t1_ja2xukb wrote
Reply to comment by Darryl_Lict in Amazon has a donkey meat problem by WildVelociraptor
I had basashi in Japan awhile back (along with raw chicken)… turns out, picking random dishes at a sushi restaurant without fully understanding the translations can be an unintentional adventure.
ThatRedditPrat t1_ja2xrmb wrote
Reply to comment by rypher in Man Accidentally Shoots Self with Concealed Weapon While Seeking Cover From Loud Noise by davy_jones_locket
Studies show that keeping a ladder in the house is more dangerous than a loaded gun. That's why I own ten guns, in case some maniac tries to sneak in with a ladder.
CurrentlyLucid t1_ja2xo59 wrote
Reply to Man Accidentally Shoots Self with Concealed Weapon While Seeking Cover From Loud Noise by davy_jones_locket
Paranoia may destroy ya.
amerkanische_Frosch t1_ja2x47a wrote
Reply to Georgia woman drives SUV into Popeyes over missing biscuits, police say by do-you-know-the-way9
Remember, if SUV’s are outlawed, only outlaws will have SUV’s.
Join the National SUV Association TODAY!
nutmeggerking t1_ja2wygz wrote
Reply to comment by andreasdagen in Man Accidentally Shoots Self with Concealed Weapon While Seeking Cover From Loud Noise by davy_jones_locket
Why? Because we are making fun of an idiot for going outside armed because he's that scared of absolutely everything around him? It's worthy of mocking plus he could just as easily have hurt someone else.
PM_ME_YOUR_NICE_EYES t1_ja2wupk wrote
Reply to comment by Omnipresent_Walrus in Twitter argues before Supreme Court that letting ISIS use platform not the same as aiding and abetting terror by do-you-know-the-way9
The Supreme court case in question is about a terrorist attack that happened in 2017 which was about 5 years before elon bought Twitter.
FawksyBoxes t1_ja2we6a wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Twitter argues before Supreme Court that letting ISIS use platform not the same as aiding and abetting terror by do-you-know-the-way9
I mean almost every major corporation has dropped advertising since uncle musky took over
Seantwist9 t1_ja2w8nr wrote
Reply to comment by RobsEvilTwin in Arizona hiker convicted of starting forest fires to be rescued by StudMuffinNick
Why is the only punishment to ruin someone’s life?
RobsEvilTwin t1_ja2vyti wrote
Reply to comment by bcash101 in Georgia woman drives SUV into Popeyes over missing biscuits, police say by do-you-know-the-way9
So she is basically just a psycho, thanks for the info mate.
LizardWizard444 t1_ja2vln2 wrote
Reply to comment by Calbinan in Twitter argues before Supreme Court that letting ISIS use platform not the same as aiding and abetting terror by do-you-know-the-way9
Well yess he's a manbaby with an emerald spoon in his mouth
AlfalfAhhh t1_ja2vfk0 wrote
Reply to comment by JazzlikeCantaloupe53 in Volkswagen says company requiring payment for location of abducted child near Libertyville was ‘serious breach of policy’ by 2_Sheds_Jackson
nah, guarantee it's a follow the script situation.
those outsourced call center people get fired pretty quick for not following scripts.
JazzlikeCantaloupe53 t1_ja2upx0 wrote
Reply to comment by Abba_Fiskbullar in Volkswagen says company requiring payment for location of abducted child near Libertyville was ‘serious breach of policy’ by 2_Sheds_Jackson
I don’t know, I would put my money on incompetent employee. I doubt this is the first time this situation has come up. You’d be surprised at how many people lack what may seem like basic critical thinking skills.
cheap_walmart_art t1_ja2ujlp wrote
Reply to comment by spaceforcerecruit in Volkswagen says company requiring payment for location of abducted child near Libertyville was ‘serious breach of policy’ by 2_Sheds_Jackson
Funny, my work experience in a call center was just the same!
TheHiveminder t1_ja2tvrw wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Volkswagen says company requiring payment for location of abducted child near Libertyville was ‘serious breach of policy’ by 2_Sheds_Jackson
> I didn't read the article
Yeah, damn Nazis working in a call center in India.
TheHiveminder t1_ja2trxq wrote
Reply to comment by Ok-disaster2022 in Volkswagen says company requiring payment for location of abducted child near Libertyville was ‘serious breach of policy’ by 2_Sheds_Jackson
Or fake, social engineering is the weakest security link.
GenericElucidation t1_ja31l0n wrote
Reply to Man Accidentally Shoots Self with Concealed Weapon While Seeking Cover From Loud Noise by davy_jones_locket
World: nothing to see here.
Some guy: it's goddamn GTA up in here!