Recent comments in /f/nottheonion
YourTattooIsUgly t1_ja2t2qp wrote
Reply to comment by SomebodyInNevada in Virginia Governor Kills Bill Banning Police From Seeking Menstrual Histories of Women by Sasu105
Well you keep committing fraud and I’ll keep pushing for jail time if you defraud someone in work or dating or sports.
Homosexuality is a sexuality, not a fraudulent claim about one’s gender. The fraud gender movement has zero to do with sexuality.
guy30000 t1_ja2sqer wrote
Reply to comment by Fracture_98 in Amazon has a donkey meat problem by WildVelociraptor
So does your mom.
BAM!
spaceforcerecruit t1_ja2sjgm wrote
Reply to comment by reverend-mayhem in Volkswagen says company requiring payment for location of abducted child near Libertyville was ‘serious breach of policy’ by 2_Sheds_Jackson
If it’s anything like my work experience, the guy tried to get direction or find a supervisor to transfer to but no one would respond to their messages. Left without direction and with no one backing them up, they panicked and defaulted to their scripts for what to do when a normal call about GPS comes in.
Seantwist9 t1_ja2shtj wrote
Reply to comment by miodoktor in Volkswagen says company requiring payment for location of abducted child near Libertyville was ‘serious breach of policy’ by 2_Sheds_Jackson
Lol did you just expect me to say that so you just burned it in your mind? Cause I didn’t even say that
GreenCarnation404 t1_ja2shbt wrote
Reply to comment by cooldods in Roald Dahl threatened publisher with ‘enormous crocodile’ if they changed his words by Mighty_L_LORT
Keep spiraling
miodoktor t1_ja2sco8 wrote
Reply to comment by Seantwist9 in Volkswagen says company requiring payment for location of abducted child near Libertyville was ‘serious breach of policy’ by 2_Sheds_Jackson
And here we go, suddenly "it's his job" isn't good enough defense
CitizenDild0o t1_ja2s584 wrote
Reply to comment by Bubbagumpredditor in Vegetable shortages in UK could be ‘tip of iceberg’, says farming union by Mighty_L_LORT
I carrot see things ending well
Seantwist9 t1_ja2s1bc wrote
Reply to comment by miodoktor in Volkswagen says company requiring payment for location of abducted child near Libertyville was ‘serious breach of policy’ by 2_Sheds_Jackson
Well what specifically are you talking about? Cops have more discretion then a call center employee.
OfLittleToNoValue t1_ja2rxpa wrote
Reply to comment by melbourne_giant in Twitter argues before Supreme Court that letting ISIS use platform not the same as aiding and abetting terror by do-you-know-the-way9
Will it make you happier to hear fuck that ignorant cock jack Dorsey too?
miodoktor t1_ja2rx6a wrote
Reply to comment by Seantwist9 in Volkswagen says company requiring payment for location of abducted child near Libertyville was ‘serious breach of policy’ by 2_Sheds_Jackson
How come "it's his job" doesn't hold up for cops?
Seantwist9 t1_ja2ru8c wrote
Reply to comment by miodoktor in Volkswagen says company requiring payment for location of abducted child near Libertyville was ‘serious breach of policy’ by 2_Sheds_Jackson
Pay his lost wages then
miodoktor t1_ja2roac wrote
Reply to comment by Seantwist9 in Volkswagen says company requiring payment for location of abducted child near Libertyville was ‘serious breach of policy’ by 2_Sheds_Jackson
That is no excuse
bcash101 t1_ja2rmj8 wrote
Reply to comment by RobsEvilTwin in Georgia woman drives SUV into Popeyes over missing biscuits, police say by do-you-know-the-way9
It gets better. Not mentioned in this article, but if you read the New York Post version of the story, they had already fixed the mistake and given her the biscuits, but she did it anyway.
luckylebron t1_ja2rk7t wrote
Reply to Amazon has a donkey meat problem by WildVelociraptor
Just TBC, it's the hide of the animal being used to make the gelatin not the flesh.
Seantwist9 t1_ja2rhhh wrote
Reply to comment by miodoktor in Volkswagen says company requiring payment for location of abducted child near Libertyville was ‘serious breach of policy’ by 2_Sheds_Jackson
It’s his job
Micheal42 t1_ja2pnte wrote
Reply to Twitter argues before Supreme Court that letting ISIS use platform not the same as aiding and abetting terror by do-you-know-the-way9
Is twitter arguing that ISIS is not a terrorist organisation? If not then they have no other cards to play.
bill4365 t1_ja2pfzy wrote
Reply to comment by bonglicc420 in Roald Dahl threatened publisher with ‘enormous crocodile’ if they changed his words by Mighty_L_LORT
Was this a da vinci code reference?? If so I approve
miodoktor t1_ja2pdor wrote
Reply to comment by Eyfordsucks in Volkswagen says company requiring payment for location of abducted child near Libertyville was ‘serious breach of policy’ by 2_Sheds_Jackson
We are talking about kidnapped child. How delusional you must be to defend them?
crypto1092 t1_ja2p7iu wrote
Reply to comment by Dynasuarez-Wrecks in Man Accidentally Shoots Self with Concealed Weapon While Seeking Cover From Loud Noise by davy_jones_locket
Not enough draw practice I’d wager. Not following firearm safety rules, ie. having your finger on the trigger when you’re not ready to fire..
crypto1092 t1_ja2p3vj wrote
Reply to comment by Ucitymetal in Man Accidentally Shoots Self with Concealed Weapon While Seeking Cover From Loud Noise by davy_jones_locket
Fudd lore runs deep. The guns not gonna go off without the user doing anything, and all modern firearms are held to strict safety standards. This guy is a moron (not you), anyone who actually listens and pays attention to their training wouldn’t shoot themselves, and would carry with one in the chamber
Bitter_Mongoose t1_ja2p3iw wrote
Reply to comment by Ok-disaster2022 in Volkswagen says company requiring payment for location of abducted child near Libertyville was ‘serious breach of policy’ by 2_Sheds_Jackson
Sign and fax?
These days an officer can request a search warrant from the side of the road on a traffic stop, and have the printed copy in his hand in about 5 mins.
[deleted] t1_ja2oan7 wrote
ExpialiDUDEcious t1_ja2o1lw wrote
Reply to comment by davy_jones_locket in Man Accidentally Shoots Self with Concealed Weapon While Seeking Cover From Loud Noise by davy_jones_locket
He forgot it was there. It was concealed (and apparently ready to fire?) in his camouflage pants?
andreasdagen t1_ja2nplh wrote
Reply to Man Accidentally Shoots Self with Concealed Weapon While Seeking Cover From Loud Noise by davy_jones_locket
Kinda fucked up comments in here..
Eyfordsucks t1_ja2tcpg wrote
Reply to comment by miodoktor in Volkswagen says company requiring payment for location of abducted child near Libertyville was ‘serious breach of policy’ by 2_Sheds_Jackson
Having empathy for someone and their shitty situation doesn’t mean I am advocating for their mistakes/regrets/hard decisions.
Be mad at the kidnapper.