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Twobears_highfivin t1_ja2nea3 wrote
Reply to comment by Dynasuarez-Wrecks in Man Accidentally Shoots Self with Concealed Weapon While Seeking Cover From Loud Noise by davy_jones_locket
If I had to guess, the safety was off and he fumbled taking it out.
Masque-Obscura-Photo t1_ja2mr93 wrote
Reply to comment by Factual_Statistician in Lawyer argues fetus of jailed pregnant woman is being illegally detained by He-is
By any other first world country's standard, really.
Batbuckleyourpants t1_ja2mn8d wrote
Reply to comment by Zeustitandog in Lawyer argues fetus of jailed pregnant woman is being illegally detained by He-is
Literally not what i said. I was mocking the idea that the baby was locked up.
Zalapadopa t1_ja2mejb wrote
Reply to comment by waheifilmguy in Roald Dahl threatened publisher with ‘enormous crocodile’ if they changed his words by Mighty_L_LORT
They keyword being "He". It's his book to change, no one elses.
Omnipresent_Walrus t1_ja2m1sk wrote
Reply to comment by melbourne_giant in Twitter argues before Supreme Court that letting ISIS use platform not the same as aiding and abetting terror by do-you-know-the-way9
The fuck does that have to do with anything?
The-Myth-The-Shit t1_ja2m1ll wrote
Reply to New Mexico wants to stop the federal government from gunning down about 100 feral cows by helicopter by orel_
r/westofloathing
ike_tyson t1_ja2lyuk wrote
Reply to Georgia woman drives SUV into Popeyes over missing biscuits, police say by do-you-know-the-way9
They're not that good.
reverend-mayhem t1_ja2lx73 wrote
Reply to comment by SugarinSaltShaker in Volkswagen says company requiring payment for location of abducted child near Libertyville was ‘serious breach of policy’ by 2_Sheds_Jackson
There was no warrant. Detectives needed to gain access to a vehicle’s GPS after said vehicle had been stolen with a 2 year-old still inside.
From the article:
>“Volkswagen has a procedure in place with a third-party provider for Car-Net Support Services involving emergency requests from law enforcement,” Gillies said.
>“They have executed this process successfully in previous incidents. Unfortunately, in this instance, there was a serious breach of the process. We are addressing the situation with the parties involved,” Gillies added.
I’m pretty sure the “breach of policy” VW is referring to is actually that the VW employee responding to the detective’s call didn’t adhere to company policy & immediately direct them to a specific emergency division or whatever of the third-party company that handles their GPS services & instead flatly said they couldn’t give access to vehicle GPS unless that service was paid for as the free trial period had run out.
Honestly, in any job if I was approached by somebody claiming to be police & urgently asking for private information, I wouldn’t try to take on the situation myself - that’s what a superior is paid to handle. Hand that shit off immediately. The weird part of all this to me is that the employee tried to manage a potentially extremely sensitive situation all on their own.
Enschede2 t1_ja2llab wrote
Reply to Twitter argues before Supreme Court that letting ISIS use platform not the same as aiding and abetting terror by do-you-know-the-way9
Wolf Cola everyone!
I-do-the-art t1_ja2lii2 wrote
Reply to comment by Nytelock1 in Volkswagen says company requiring payment for location of abducted child near Libertyville was ‘serious breach of policy’ by 2_Sheds_Jackson
Believe it or not, still fired
rypher t1_ja2kx00 wrote
Reply to comment by Aporkalypse_Sow in Man Accidentally Shoots Self with Concealed Weapon While Seeking Cover From Loud Noise by davy_jones_locket
The ladder wouldn’t have hit you if you were carrying a gun for protection.
Auran82 t1_ja2k621 wrote
Reply to Amazon has a donkey meat problem by WildVelociraptor
Hehe asstechnica.com
superfast_scatterman t1_ja2jugv wrote
PhPhS
[deleted] t1_ja2js25 wrote
Reply to comment by Southwestbesttest in Amazon has a donkey meat problem by WildVelociraptor
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Aporkalypse_Sow t1_ja2j86u wrote
Reply to comment by synthdrunk in Man Accidentally Shoots Self with Concealed Weapon While Seeking Cover From Loud Noise by davy_jones_locket
I had a 20 foot aluminum ladder hit my head once, sounded like a gun went off in my head.
monkChuck105 t1_ja2iw35 wrote
Reply to comment by soggynachochip in Volkswagen says company requiring payment for location of abducted child near Libertyville was ‘serious breach of policy’ by 2_Sheds_Jackson
If it's like OnStar they do locate the vehicle if it's reported stolen to police. They just harass you in hopes you sign up for their crappy service first. All it takes is a quick phone call to confirm the VIN, but I'm sure there's a mountain of unnecessary paperwork to cover their ass. At least a car you expect to get insurance if it's not recovered. A kid is irreplaceable... These companies care more about ripping you off then saving a life.
QuestshunQueen t1_ja2iuet wrote
Reply to comment by Ginedra in Woman mistakenly eats crisp that could have won £100k by Sandstorm400
She took the picture to show her friends and sent it for a happy Valentines greeting.
Then her friends messaged back Please tell me you didn't eat it?!
QuestshunQueen t1_ja2irkm wrote
Reply to comment by Domestica in Woman mistakenly eats crisp that could have won £100k by Sandstorm400
I guess with digital manipulation they wanted better proof?
Character-Data432 t1_ja2ioes wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Amazon has a donkey meat problem by WildVelociraptor
I’ll take two steaks, a kidney and a joint for soups 🙏
bisectional t1_ja2ib0r wrote
Reply to Man Accidentally Shoots Self with Concealed Weapon While Seeking Cover From Loud Noise by davy_jones_locket
The only way to stop a bad noise is a good noise with a gun
AaronHillelSwartz t1_ja2href wrote
Reply to Twitter argues before Supreme Court that letting ISIS use platform not the same as aiding and abetting terror by do-you-know-the-way9
Waiting to see how these foreign rulings effect domestic policy on information oligopolies. Or rather, how the Supreme Court will tailor these decisions to also effect American expression.
They unfortunately aren't granting certiorari for any antitrust lawsuit giving consumers actual choices of the platforms they use.
I suppose if I were as old as the average SC Judge I wouldn't want to do too much heavy lifting either, considering giving the consumer true choice (which is the primary property of capitalistic frameworks), would be difficult considering there are also enormous intellectual property rights stifling competition.
The Court needs a way in to create more consumer choices in online platforms, but I doubt they are even looking, more likely actively not looking.
The incentives from a corporate and executive branch (and maybe even congressional branch) are strongly against true choice at this level of speech.
But this is concerning the First Amendment of the sacred Constitution, not the second, or the third, et cetra. And The Court speaks for the Constitution as established in Marbury v. Madison. Their primary axial directive is maintaining balance of powers, and then to maintain freedom of speech, on down the constitutional amendments (and in their totality).
So, even though it might not be in the interest of the Executive Branch and the corporatacracy of America - imo, it would be nice to be inspired again, to see The Court do it's duty, even if it's difficult. Too far gone are the days of Benjamin Cardozo and feeling alive and vibrant and virile when reading law made by the highest court in the land by life appointed lawmakers. Gone is the feeling of inspiration.
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ancientweasel t1_ja2hbe5 wrote
Reply to comment by Bokbreath in Man Accidentally Shoots Self with Concealed Weapon While Seeking Cover From Loud Noise by davy_jones_locket
And they carry around a significant risk to themselves as a result.
Quport99 t1_ja2njbs wrote
Reply to comment by openly_gray in Man Accidentally Shoots Self with Concealed Weapon While Seeking Cover From Loud Noise by davy_jones_locket
r/foundthemobileuser