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GetlostMaps t1_ja2h133 wrote
Reply to Man Accidentally Shoots Self with Concealed Weapon While Seeking Cover From Loud Noise by davy_jones_locket
r/AmericanProblems
CosineDanger t1_ja2gpvy wrote
Reply to comment by Fracture_98 in Amazon has a donkey meat problem by WildVelociraptor
"Why am I taking 'herbal' pills off Amazon while bleeding from strange places?"
"The fuck is in these pills besides donkey taint?"
Dietary supplements are the weakly regulated wild west of medicine. There are basically no rules here. A lot of them are not the herb advertised on the bottle or contaminated with heavy metals. You can stick to reputable brands but surprise, the reputable brands are trash too.
RefanRes t1_ja2gmt5 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Twitter argues before Supreme Court that letting ISIS use platform not the same as aiding and abetting terror by do-you-know-the-way9
They'd be targeted so probably van rentals, DIY shops and companies that sell electronic parts.
biguncutmonster t1_ja2gbvm wrote
Reply to comment by 1friendswithsalad in Georgia woman drives SUV into Popeyes over missing biscuits, police say by do-you-know-the-way9
LOL my first thought- literally straight out of the movie
Rahm89 t1_ja2gasv wrote
Reply to comment by brotherenigma in Jewish patients felt victimized by artwork made by Gazzan children by asharif_
And « Palestine » still doesn’t « exist » today. What’s your point?
EDIT: I mean Palestine as an independent State doesn’t exist. As for the Palestinian national identity, it started « existing » around 1964 with the creation of the PLO.
My point is, whether an identity is ancient or recent has no relevance. It either exists or it doesn’t.
Durzo_Ninefinger t1_ja2ft53 wrote
Reply to comment by soggynachochip in Volkswagen says company requiring payment for location of abducted child near Libertyville was ‘serious breach of policy’ by 2_Sheds_Jackson
Yeah fuck that guy, probably wanted to keep his job to pay the bills, so selfish /s
[deleted] t1_ja2f88k wrote
Reply to comment by scaldywagon in Amazon has a donkey meat problem by WildVelociraptor
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RobsEvilTwin t1_ja2d55j wrote
If only there was some way they could quickly and easily trade with the rest of Europe to be sure to have enough food. Some type of common market perhaps?
Flairion623 t1_ja2cbph wrote
Pathetic. My dad once found a chip that was the exact same shape as the state of Georgia (he’s also from there which makes it even better)
ManyFacedGodxxx t1_ja2c75e wrote
Reply to Volkswagen says company requiring payment for location of abducted child near Libertyville was ‘serious breach of policy’ by 2_Sheds_Jackson
I’m sorry officer, is the child in the car already “born?” Well, you’re on your own then, no hand outs! /s
melbourne_giant t1_ja2c5ti wrote
Reply to comment by bigfatfun in Twitter argues before Supreme Court that letting ISIS use platform not the same as aiding and abetting terror by do-you-know-the-way9
Must has been the CEO for all of 5 minutes compared to how long the company has actually been around.
But sure, fuck Musk.
MagNolYa-Ralf t1_ja2b8ba wrote
Reply to comment by Phillyredsox in Volkswagen says company requiring payment for location of abducted child near Libertyville was ‘serious breach of policy’ by 2_Sheds_Jackson
Vell yuv nammd urself das peopels vagon next zing you know dey ehsking me furr das peopels.
bigfatfun t1_ja29vfd wrote
Reply to Twitter argues before Supreme Court that letting ISIS use platform not the same as aiding and abetting terror by do-you-know-the-way9
Will argue to the Supreme Court that being the internet supplier to ISIS is ok; tries monthly to stop supplying internet to Ukrainian people trying not to be killed in their homes by a madman.
Fuck musk
Ucitymetal t1_ja29q2w wrote
Reply to Man Accidentally Shoots Self with Concealed Weapon While Seeking Cover From Loud Noise by davy_jones_locket
He must be one of those "you always have to have one in the chamber" guys.
Dynasuarez-Wrecks t1_ja28tc9 wrote
saksnoot t1_ja28r1v wrote
Reply to Amazon has a donkey meat problem by WildVelociraptor
Lmao on ARSe Technica too
waheifilmguy t1_ja286v3 wrote
Reply to Roald Dahl threatened publisher with ‘enormous crocodile’ if they changed his words by Mighty_L_LORT
Dahl already changed his books. The Oompa Loompas were originally pygmies from "deepest and darkest Africa." He changed them in 1973, 9 years after Charlie and the Chocolate Factory was first published.
https://megustamebooks.wordpress.com/2013/01/18/oompa-loompa-evolution/
RobsEvilTwin t1_ja285ae wrote
Reply to comment by TheBigSalami in Arizona hiker convicted of starting forest fires to be rescued by StudMuffinNick
Judges sometimes shit me to tears. The point would to be ruin the arsonists life, otherwise it is not a punishment!
EquivalentMedicine78 t1_ja27scu wrote
Reply to comment by Nickpb in Arizona hiker convicted of starting forest fires to be rescued by StudMuffinNick
17 miles isn’t even hard- didn’t this guy also drink his own pee because he didn’t bring enough water? He wasn’t even out there a full day correct?
RobsEvilTwin t1_ja27sb1 wrote
Reply to Georgia woman drives SUV into Popeyes over missing biscuits, police say by do-you-know-the-way9
What a fucking moron. Jail time and she fucked up her car, instead of saying "Excuse me, there are no biscuits in this bag".
Zandrick t1_ja27s5g wrote
Reply to comment by walkingtalkingdread in Volkswagen says company requiring payment for location of abducted child near Libertyville was ‘serious breach of policy’ by 2_Sheds_Jackson
Or hurt the kid
Abba_Fiskbullar t1_ja27g9h wrote
Reply to comment by Phillyredsox in Volkswagen says company requiring payment for location of abducted child near Libertyville was ‘serious breach of policy’ by 2_Sheds_Jackson
Outsourced contract employee who's been trained to inflexibly follow a script inflexibly follows script.
AgencyDelicious1933 t1_ja27fn6 wrote
Reply to comment by nondescriptun in New Mexico wants to stop the federal government from gunning down about 100 feral cows by helicopter by orel_
Really?
Feral clowns > feral cows
Well, cows can't juggle /Jk
synthdrunk t1_ja26lxv wrote
Reply to comment by davy_jones_locket in Man Accidentally Shoots Self with Concealed Weapon While Seeking Cover From Loud Noise by davy_jones_locket
This is how you can tell he doesn’t have much range time. No ladder sounds like no report.
GetlostMaps t1_ja2h4a0 wrote
Reply to comment by RefanRes in Twitter argues before Supreme Court that letting ISIS use platform not the same as aiding and abetting terror by do-you-know-the-way9
Pilot training courses, with discounts for students who don't take landing lessons.
Yes I know that wasn't Isis. Don't @ me.