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AbbreviationsLoud445 t1_ja1yu9f wrote
Reply to comment by h4xrk1m in Georgia woman drives SUV into Popeyes over missing biscuits, police say by do-you-know-the-way9
Not the onion is a place for articles that resemble satire but are in fact true. My satirical point was making it seem true with believable terminology, reverse engineering the joke of you will. If I need to rephrase it, we’ve lost all hope on this sub Reddit. Explaining it seems like a waste of brain space.
I was only replying to your comment because it’s in poor taste to reply to one’s own comment.
ddukes94 t1_ja1ycsp wrote
Reply to Georgia woman drives SUV into Popeyes over missing biscuits, police say by do-you-know-the-way9
Not surprised, no matter where in Illinois Popeye's always seems to have awful customer service.
SteO153 t1_ja1y7l9 wrote
Reply to comment by Darryl_Lict in Amazon has a donkey meat problem by WildVelociraptor
>I'm under the impression that horse meat is relatively common in Europe
It is regional, but yes, it is common. Don't serve horse meat to a British, but in Iceland I found it served at a hotel buffet dinner.
Sentsuizan t1_ja1xv2o wrote
Reply to Twitter argues before Supreme Court that letting ISIS use platform not the same as aiding and abetting terror by do-you-know-the-way9
Their logic is like saying you wouldn't prosecute the phone company for the crimes discussed over the telephone but their algorithm was actively pushes content which promotes terrorism
jamar030303 t1_ja1xszc wrote
Reply to comment by Simpletimes322 in Roald Dahl threatened publisher with ‘enormous crocodile’ if they changed his words by Mighty_L_LORT
The flip side is, "modification" covers literally any kind of change, so if an author were to completely prohibit any changes we wouldn't be able to have parody works like "Pride and Prejudice and Zombies", for instance.
h4xrk1m t1_ja1xczh wrote
Reply to comment by AbbreviationsLoud445 in Georgia woman drives SUV into Popeyes over missing biscuits, police say by do-you-know-the-way9
This was satire? Maybe you can rephrase or reformulate it, because now I don't know what you're saying anymore.
Popular_Zombie_2977 t1_ja1x8jg wrote
Reply to Georgia woman drives SUV into Popeyes over missing biscuits, police say by do-you-know-the-way9
At least they’re not dry like churches
AbbreviationsLoud445 t1_ja1x68k wrote
Reply to comment by h4xrk1m in Georgia woman drives SUV into Popeyes over missing biscuits, police say by do-you-know-the-way9
Satire is getting me downvoted on “not the onion” go figure. 🤦🏻♂️
uxorial t1_ja1wudo wrote
Reply to Amazon has a donkey meat problem by WildVelociraptor
Title of your sex tape
Heryosh t1_ja1wk7x wrote
Reply to Georgia woman drives SUV into Popeyes over missing biscuits, police say by do-you-know-the-way9
I mean I love biscuits but this seems extreme.
openly_gray t1_ja1wif7 wrote
Reply to Man Accidentally Shoots Self with Concealed Weapon While Seeking Cover From Loud Noise by davy_jones_locket
R/idiotswithguns
InternetPeon t1_ja1whq2 wrote
Reply to Twitter argues before Supreme Court that letting ISIS use platform not the same as aiding and abetting terror by do-you-know-the-way9
Looks like Musk has got things all buttoned up on free speech boys.
geronimo1958 t1_ja1wfy0 wrote
Reply to Georgia woman drives SUV into Popeyes over missing biscuits, police say by do-you-know-the-way9
The biscuits are good.
davy_jones_locket OP t1_ja1wews wrote
Reply to comment by InternetPeon in Man Accidentally Shoots Self with Concealed Weapon While Seeking Cover From Loud Noise by davy_jones_locket
There was a loud noise (a ladder fell). People thought it was gun shots. People ran for safety. And this dope shoots himself with his concealed weapon.
InternetPeon t1_ja1wcmf wrote
Reply to Georgia woman drives SUV into Popeyes over missing biscuits, police say by do-you-know-the-way9
I know it says DRIVE THROUGH, but really they mean to drive around.
InternetPeon t1_ja1w4g8 wrote
Reply to Man Accidentally Shoots Self with Concealed Weapon While Seeking Cover From Loud Noise by davy_jones_locket
All loud noises should be responded to with gunfire.
Callasfan t1_ja1w25i wrote
Reply to Man Accidentally Shoots Self with Concealed Weapon While Seeking Cover From Loud Noise by davy_jones_locket
If only he had a gun to protect himself from his gun.
Nytelock1 t1_ja1vvm8 wrote
Reply to comment by soggynachochip in Volkswagen says company requiring payment for location of abducted child near Libertyville was ‘serious breach of policy’ by 2_Sheds_Jackson
You talk like the employee has a choice. I'd be willing to bet the "button" that enables the service has a "must take payment" popup or or error preventing the employee from even having a choice in the matter
nondescriptun t1_ja1vn4w wrote
Reply to New Mexico wants to stop the federal government from gunning down about 100 feral cows by helicopter by orel_
This headline wasn't nearly as interesting after I reread it and realized it said "cows" and not "clowns."
Nytelock1 t1_ja1vm2y wrote
Reply to comment by cwthree in Volkswagen says company requiring payment for location of abducted child near Libertyville was ‘serious breach of policy’ by 2_Sheds_Jackson
More likely the software they use prevented the employee from even having a choice
go_comatose_for_me t1_ja1vl5u wrote
Reply to Man Accidentally Shoots Self with Concealed Weapon While Seeking Cover From Loud Noise by davy_jones_locket
Good thing he had that gun on him. ^^\s
h4xrk1m t1_ja1vgxf wrote
Reply to comment by AbbreviationsLoud445 in Georgia woman drives SUV into Popeyes over missing biscuits, police say by do-you-know-the-way9
Georgia woman, but I get your point.
DieselKitty_73 t1_ja1z7cg wrote
Reply to Georgia woman drives SUV into Popeyes over missing biscuits, police say by do-you-know-the-way9
Never mess with a southerner's biscuits. Ever.😄