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Bokbreath t1_ja1ubol wrote
Reply to Man Accidentally Shoots Self with Concealed Weapon While Seeking Cover From Loud Noise by davy_jones_locket
Fear. They live in fear of almost everything.
BazilBroketail t1_ja1tq2m wrote
Reply to Man Accidentally Shoots Self with Concealed Weapon While Seeking Cover From Loud Noise by davy_jones_locket
...pathetic.
AbbreviationsLoud445 t1_ja1tody wrote
Reply to Georgia woman drives SUV into Popeyes over missing biscuits, police say by do-you-know-the-way9
When ever an article has “police say” in the title, I immediately consider it spam/click bait. Police say a lot of things that contradict their own body cam recordings. If this said “Florida woman” I’d believe it 100%…
rip1980 t1_ja1sygw wrote
Reply to Georgia woman drives SUV into Popeyes over missing biscuits, police say by do-you-know-the-way9
- 1 CRIMINAL DAMAGE TO PROPERTY IN THE FIRST DEGREE $4,600.00
- 2 AGGRAVATED ASSAULT
- 3 Hold Subject for Probation/Parole
Booking Number 2023-00001081
Calbinan t1_ja1ssma wrote
Reply to Twitter argues before Supreme Court that letting ISIS use platform not the same as aiding and abetting terror by do-you-know-the-way9
Meanwhile, people are still banned for criticizing Elon.
WritingRites t1_ja1snrg wrote
Reply to Twitter argues before Supreme Court that letting ISIS use platform not the same as aiding and abetting terror by do-you-know-the-way9
"But if we don't let one extremist ideology be allowed on here, we can't allow any!"
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ThellraAK t1_ja1smml wrote
Reply to comment by schizoballistic in Massachusetts man charged after hiding cryptocurrency mining rig in school crawl space by MajesticOuting
I just wish you could get these older ones cheaper.
With the price of diesel where it's at I do actually run space heaters as it's a bit of a wash on electricity vs running the boiler.
scaldywagon t1_ja1slji wrote
Reply to Amazon has a donkey meat problem by WildVelociraptor
The mental gymnastics it must take to pass a law protecting certain animals because "they're not food" while happily devouring beef and pork by the cartload boggles the mind
GetlostMaps t1_ja1ski4 wrote
Reply to comment by walkingtalkingdread in Volkswagen says company requiring payment for location of abducted child near Libertyville was ‘serious breach of policy’ by 2_Sheds_Jackson
That seems quick to me given how such processes usually work
SomebodyInNevada t1_ja1rjo0 wrote
Reply to comment by YourTattooIsUgly in Virginia Governor Kills Bill Banning Police From Seeking Menstrual Histories of Women by Sasu105
Where's the fraud?
And it's not clear in animal species because we have zero data. We can see the physical anatomy, we can't see what in the brain constitutes the perception of gender. It's like we can't see what in the brain shows what somebody's sexual attraction is--but homosexuality has been observed in a wide range of animals.
Our genetics are such a Rube Goldberg system that there are no doubt myraid ways things can get out of sync.
[deleted] t1_ja1qvao wrote
redditsowngod t1_ja1qikk wrote
Reply to comment by needaburnerbaby in Jewish patients felt victimized by artwork made by Gazzan children by asharif_
Are you Jewish by any chance?
Victor_C t1_ja1pxfj wrote
Reply to New Mexico wants to stop the federal government from gunning down about 100 feral cows by helicopter by orel_
Good god, I just got done killing the 30-50 feral hogs to defend my small children in the front yard. Now i have to deal with 100 feral cows!
TheAppleFallsUp t1_ja1odse wrote
Reply to Volkswagen says company requiring payment for location of abducted child near Libertyville was ‘serious breach of policy’ by 2_Sheds_Jackson
This is some ChatGPT shit! But it's a person. Even better lol.
[deleted] t1_ja1nyr8 wrote
DamnBunny t1_ja1ld1v wrote
Reply to Amazon has a donkey meat problem by WildVelociraptor
That man has issues.
DamnBunny t1_ja1kojx wrote
Reply to Volkswagen says company requiring payment for location of abducted child near Libertyville was ‘serious breach of policy’ by 2_Sheds_Jackson
Yeah we be happy to find your child...FOR MONEY!
fingerpaintx t1_ja1k9dj wrote
Reply to comment by Infernalism in Lawyer argues fetus of jailed pregnant woman is being illegally detained by He-is
There are exceptions. I don't believe a fetus is a person but if someone murders a pregnant woman it should count as a double homicide. That's having it both ways.
SillyBillyLoserHead t1_ja1k24h wrote
Reply to comment by drewhead118 in Roald Dahl threatened publisher with ‘enormous crocodile’ if they changed his words by Mighty_L_LORT
Phew, I was worrying about a poor crocodile potentially munching on sneaky snakes!
CatchingRays t1_ja1i8yt wrote
Wallymart shoppers are still gonna go. Do you know how high a priority it is for them to save a buck on toilet paper?
Ok-disaster2022 t1_ja1gsdo wrote
Reply to comment by knoegel in New Mexico wants to stop the federal government from gunning down about 100 feral cows by helicopter by orel_
There's actually precedent. Mustangs are a feral invasive species that deplaces local native species but they're protect because they're pretty. Whichever federal agency does monitor the herd and will conduct culls if they're population is getting too large and causing them to get sick.
Fascinatingly horses primarily evolved in North America but moved east while humans moved west, although there's a tribe of Native Americans in Canada who report having a traditional horse species for hundred of years even predating Spanish landing in Mexico. Unfortunately genetic tests if the remaining member of the herd isn't possible to disprove due to cross breading. There's also no example of remaining wild horses in the world, just like there's no wild cows. Part of the issue is domesticated horses getting loose and interbreeding. Honestly it's surprising Wolves have remained, although as a predator I'm sure it's easier to remove wild dogs.
Gh0stMan0nThird t1_ja1gl4x wrote
Reply to comment by Malforus in Greater Manchester Fire and Rescue Service 'bans' use of fireman by nimobo
> If you have a woman firefighter and Thad decides to use it as a lever to be a limp hanging genital than it can me.
Can someone translate this comment please
Ok-disaster2022 t1_ja1g4z2 wrote
Reply to comment by SugarinSaltShaker in Volkswagen says company requiring payment for location of abducted child near Libertyville was ‘serious breach of policy’ by 2_Sheds_Jackson
The article says it was a detective calling. To me the appropriate thing would be to ask for a warrant because police detectives can also be stalkers and abusers.
chrisco125 t1_ja1uj9s wrote
Reply to Twitter argues before Supreme Court that letting ISIS use platform not the same as aiding and abetting terror by do-you-know-the-way9
Except that it is the same.