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HenleyNotTheShirt t1_ja1fmqm wrote
Reply to New Mexico wants to stop the federal government from gunning down about 100 feral cows by helicopter by orel_
WE WILL FIGHT FOR BOVINE FREEDOM, AND HOLD OUR LARGE HEADS HIGH!
popejubal t1_ja1flwl wrote
Reply to comment by freedom_from_factism in Amazon has a donkey meat problem by e-r_bridge
I like eschatology and I cannot lie. You other prophets might deny
SapperInTexas t1_ja1f6uz wrote
Reply to New Mexico wants to stop the federal government from gunning down about 100 feral cows by helicopter by orel_
Some people just don't know how to have fun.
bubbles_24601 t1_ja1f0hr wrote
Reply to comment by FriedScrapple in City of Havelock warns public about Walmart alligator by carolinaindian02
North Carolina
Mirrorsponge t1_ja1f04p wrote
Reply to comment by WimpyLimpet in Lawyer argues fetus of jailed pregnant woman is being illegally detained by He-is
Yeah what if one fetus absorbs another?
Mirrorsponge t1_ja1exqt wrote
Reply to comment by GeneralNathanJessup in Lawyer argues fetus of jailed pregnant woman is being illegally detained by He-is
What if one twin consumes its sibling in the womb? Tried for murder?
himitsuuu t1_ja1dyah wrote
If the fetus is a person separate from the mother what's stopping the courts from doing something bat shit deranged like ordering the mother to give birth?
walkingtalkingdread t1_ja1dh69 wrote
Reply to Volkswagen says company requiring payment for location of abducted child near Libertyville was ‘serious breach of policy’ by 2_Sheds_Jackson
A 30 minute delay? jesus christ, they could gotten all the way out of town, or exited the car on foot. what the fuck?
TheTaters t1_ja1dczi wrote
Reply to comment by TheBigSalami in Arizona hiker convicted of starting forest fires to be rescued by StudMuffinNick
He'll have a reminder for the next 123 years that you shouldn't start forest fires...
Embarrassed_Set557 t1_ja1d4dw wrote
Reply to Amazon has a donkey meat problem by WildVelociraptor
Donkey meat on Amazon not surprised
Phillyredsox t1_ja1cxg7 wrote
Reply to Volkswagen says company requiring payment for location of abducted child near Libertyville was ‘serious breach of policy’ by 2_Sheds_Jackson
Company embarrassed and humiliated for employees following the rules that the company set.
ZhugeSimp t1_ja1ctoe wrote
Reply to comment by cwthree in Volkswagen says company requiring payment for location of abducted child near Libertyville was ‘serious breach of policy’ by 2_Sheds_Jackson
They are still getting fired lol
Chard069 t1_ja1cr56 wrote
Reply to New Mexico wants to stop the federal government from gunning down about 100 feral cows by helicopter by orel_
If Murkans have a right to arm bears, why not arm cattle, too? Killer cows!
SugarinSaltShaker t1_ja1cm9j wrote
Reply to Volkswagen says company requiring payment for location of abducted child near Libertyville was ‘serious breach of policy’ by 2_Sheds_Jackson
Seriously, if the police give a warrant then it doesn't matter their policy
knoegel t1_ja1cedt wrote
Reply to New Mexico wants to stop the federal government from gunning down about 100 feral cows by helicopter by orel_
Feral cows are dangerous to humans and have no natural predators there. God forbid we get a feral cow infestation.
cwthree t1_ja1ble5 wrote
Reply to Volkswagen says company requiring payment for location of abducted child near Libertyville was ‘serious breach of policy’ by 2_Sheds_Jackson
Let's say the employee hadgone ahead without payment. Then, we'd be reading about the heroic employee who bucked policy to save a kid, only to be fired by the company for failing to follow policy.
Woodpeckinpah123 t1_ja1bg0p wrote
Reply to comment by FriedScrapple in City of Havelock warns public about Walmart alligator by carolinaindian02
Tuckybama
Psychological_Lime51 t1_ja1au0o wrote
Reply to comment by hawkxp71 in Massachusetts man charged after hiding cryptocurrency mining rig in school crawl space by MajesticOuting
So use a reverse proxy to route over the internet, or just have the rig connect to you instead of the other way around.
ZealousidealClub4119 t1_ja1atql wrote
Alligator?
Lightweights. Try crocs, mate 😁🇦🇺
Embarrassed_Set557 t1_ja1art8 wrote
Reply to New Mexico wants to stop the federal government from gunning down about 100 feral cows by helicopter by orel_
Thoughts to myself”Think of clever cow pun that has utter in it”
Simpletimes322 t1_ja1aptl wrote
Reply to comment by sithelephant in Roald Dahl threatened publisher with ‘enormous crocodile’ if they changed his words by Mighty_L_LORT
Ya some lawyer fakery... The percent of people in favor of this kinda censorship is very low
Embarrassed_Set557 t1_ja1ai92 wrote
Reply to Volkswagen says company requiring payment for location of abducted child near Libertyville was ‘serious breach of policy’ by 2_Sheds_Jackson
The rules are the rules
ZhugeSimp t1_ja1a5vu wrote
Reply to comment by soggynachochip in Volkswagen says company requiring payment for location of abducted child near Libertyville was ‘serious breach of policy’ by 2_Sheds_Jackson
As someone's that did the script job from home, you literally can't advance the script without proper inputs.
amboandy t1_ja1a2xl wrote
Reply to Roald Dahl threatened publisher with ‘enormous crocodile’ if they changed his words by Mighty_L_LORT
This was an absolute win by puffin! All publicity is good publicity and they just created demand. Clever game playing the woke and antiwoke parties off. Even if one side is offended more it still creates more sales volume.
Ok-disaster2022 t1_ja1g0c7 wrote
Reply to Volkswagen says company requiring payment for location of abducted child near Libertyville was ‘serious breach of policy’ by 2_Sheds_Jackson
I could understand waiting to verify the caller was a police defective or even to wait on a possible warrant, I'm sure a judge could be interrupted to sign and fax a warrant in the afternoon. (After all, stalker can be police officers too) Asking for payment though is pretty bad.