I had a pretty good donkey sandwich in China.

I can just hear the dipshit employee reading off his script.

“Mhm. Yes that is a serious situation and I understand your frustrations.” Glances at pre written response “But unfortunately the 30 day trial period has ended and we do need to charge you for any further services”

Fucking idiot.

It will take him a little over 122 years of payments to meet that total.

What state is this?

Where's the beef?

Baby gets spit out: IM FREEEEE!!!!!!

I first read this on the Unger Report, a Mennonite themed humor site. If this is true, then this proves fact is weirder than fixtion.

r/ socialism.

> Another person recently called Manitoba RCMP to inquire about where they could find a Zamboni that weekend, another example of a call that shouldn't be made to 911

Are we talking a regular Zamboni or a tactical assault Zamboni?

"White is right"

My late RNC republican grandpa watching fox news.

They are totally not the racists. ( eyeroll)

To clarify this is in agreement with you.

By british standards, its not.

I assume thats what you mean.

Disability back pay benefits start at 6 week???

Its were my wife keeps her gun!

The science is clear in every animal species.

Lying to others about what you’re physically born with is an act of criminal felonious fraud and I can imagine jailing a lot of folks who are defrauding others.

I have zero issue with jailing people for fraud at this level. And jailing them in their scientifically approved gender prison.

Listen, they don't trial cases based on hypotheticals, but on concrete facts. Fact 1: mother and fetus are locked in jail. Only one of them committed a crime (if we are to believe a fetus is a person). Fact 2: the mother was put in there as a punishment, but she did not put the fetus inside of her, therefore she's not imprisoning him...otherwise she could be forced to "free" him.

Itll happen. 😆.

Literally all publishing contracts specify who has editorial control and how much control.

“Arby’s, technically it’s food.”

Truth.

I started to tell you about how I watched my dad go through this a few years ago. Then, I considered the implications.

I’m off to shower my mind.

arby's is suicide by meat

“Arby’s, its like if your stomach could get punched in the balls.”

I mean, you could use the exact same logic to argue the fetus as an accomplice.

I don’t think that argument is going to hold the water the lawyer thinks it will.

should've went to arby's, i heard that they've got the meat, beef or whatever.

How did she know? She either realised and didn't eat it or didn't realise and eat it! Surely she didn't realise and eat it anyway

You could bet whatever you’d like and you’d lose. Confidently wrong.