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knockatize t1_ja0w7dt wrote
Reply to Roald Dahl threatened publisher with ‘enormous crocodile’ if they changed his words by Mighty_L_LORT
Somebody makes alligations like that, the only thing one can do is respond with a crocodile.
Iwasrightdamnit t1_ja0vqe5 wrote
Reply to comment by SillyCubensis in Amazon has a donkey meat problem by e-r_bridge
r/angryupvote
anengineerandacat t1_ja0vg0q wrote
All fun and games until they have to do a forced C-section to separate the criminally held child and give it to the state.
This is a giant can of worms that I am sure a lot of people want to just put away and not rule either way on it.
DethNaRoK t1_ja0vcc8 wrote
Reply to Amazon has a donkey meat problem by WildVelociraptor
Who among can say they don't have a donkey meat problem?
bonglicc420 t1_ja0u1d5 wrote
Reply to comment by tman37 in Roald Dahl threatened publisher with ‘enormous crocodile’ if they changed his words by Mighty_L_LORT
Unless we find out Mona Lisa had a moustache all along.....
equinoxEmpowered t1_ja0tpep wrote
Reply to comment by gokogt386 in Lawyer argues fetus of jailed pregnant woman is being illegally detained by He-is
It actually looks like she's accused of shooting someone who'd been with her friend group that night
Doesn't make it right in the slightest, at least as far as I can tell
I'm firmly of the opinion that US prisons in particular are barbaric, inhumane institutions, though. As it stands, she's been held without bail awaiting trial for over half a year. I don't think that'd be appropriate, even if she was kept prisoner in safe and comfortable conditions.
Ghabilu t1_ja0ti3x wrote
Tip of the iceberg.
I love an unintentional pun.
Dirty_Quesadilla t1_ja0sn2l wrote
Reply to comment by OneFingerIn in Amazon has a donkey meat problem by WildVelociraptor
Careful, bruh, C-Diff is particularly painful.
needaburnerbaby t1_ja0s01x wrote
Reply to comment by redditsowngod in Jewish patients felt victimized by artwork made by Gazzan children by asharif_
Wtf. I didn’t say anything about morality. Did you read what I wrote or just copy and pasted your replies from other times you complained about Israel?
Also the fact that you hold onto idea that only one side has a moral right to be there is truly illuminating.
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Reply to comment by Jampine in Roald Dahl threatened publisher with ‘enormous crocodile’ if they changed his words by Mighty_L_LORT
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TuxRug t1_ja0rt7b wrote
Reply to comment by Voxination in Lawyer argues fetus of jailed pregnant woman is being illegally detained by He-is
Fetus gets its sentence extended beyond the mother's for some reason...?
UristMcMagma t1_ja0r575 wrote
Reply to comment by LeonardSmallsJr in Roald Dahl threatened publisher with ‘enormous crocodile’ if they changed his words by Mighty_L_LORT
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Ombwah t1_ja0qq6z wrote
Reply to Amazon has a donkey meat problem by WildVelociraptor
Oh no! Now where will I get my "Ass Hide Glue Lumps" ?
imnota4 t1_ja0qh5m wrote
Reply to comment by Blackness93 in Vegetable shortages in UK could be ‘tip of iceberg’, says farming union by Mighty_L_LORT
Nah this is definitely a UK specific issue due to brexit. I don't think anyone is debating that lol.
LeonardSmallsJr t1_ja0qcqn wrote
Reply to comment by drewhead118 in Roald Dahl threatened publisher with ‘enormous crocodile’ if they changed his words by Mighty_L_LORT
Ronald Dahl said he’d be a bit disappointed if they changed his words ate a bit of ice cream and sang happy songs.
Disappointment makes people sad and words make them feel dumb. Please enjoy the revised language that says pretty much the same thing but happier.
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tman37 t1_ja0pqr1 wrote
Reply to comment by nsnyder in Roald Dahl threatened publisher with ‘enormous crocodile’ if they changed his words by Mighty_L_LORT
I think we have to make a distinction between legally entitled to do something and whether they should do something. Based on current copyright laws, the copywriter holders are absolutely entitled to change the work. As the owners of art, they shouldn't change it from what the artist did. If I owned the Mona Lisa, I would be able to draw a mustache on her but it would be disrespectful to Di Vinci and all his fans.
gokogt386 t1_ja0p61p wrote
Reply to comment by equinoxEmpowered in Lawyer argues fetus of jailed pregnant woman is being illegally detained by He-is
She’s in prison for shooting her Uber driver dude
Eatthebankers2 t1_ja0osog wrote
Reply to comment by Fracture_98 in Amazon has a donkey meat problem by WildVelociraptor
Oh boy! Get your insurance in order, your about ready for the poop bag.
Simpletimes322 t1_ja0oocq wrote
Reply to comment by sithelephant in Roald Dahl threatened publisher with ‘enormous crocodile’ if they changed his words by Mighty_L_LORT
What?
Your argument is baffling...
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So i write a book, and just because I dont specifically state that my published work cant be modified... its open season on modifications?
Might be legal... but how can you in good conscience publish Dahl as the author of the novel after editing, after the dude died....
RedBottom123 t1_ja0o1a5 wrote
Reply to comment by bulgarianlily in Face of man banned from every women's toilets in UK by Elsa87
Saddest realization. Especially when it happens with loved ones, people don’t change unless they want to
psilocin72 t1_ja0o09h wrote
Reply to comment by Nickpb in Arizona hiker convicted of starting forest fires to be rescued by StudMuffinNick
Yeah he should Definitely should be held accountable for his negligence.
RedBottom123 t1_ja0ny14 wrote
Reply to comment by cb43569 in Face of man banned from every women's toilets in UK by Elsa87
How tf are they gonna enforce that tbh. I’m just curious bc like what’s stopping him from doing this again, I doubt cops are going and checking the bathrooms for this man
ShrekJohnson27 t1_ja0muhn wrote
Reply to comment by ViscountessKeller in Face of man banned from every women's toilets in UK by Elsa87
Proving my point, thanks :)
Darryl_Lict t1_ja0yfnd wrote
Reply to comment by SteO153 in Amazon has a donkey meat problem by WildVelociraptor
I'm under the impression that horse meat is relatively common in Europe. I looked it up and most gelatin comes from cows and pigs. This is unsurprising because of how many we eat.