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HughGedic t1_ja0lhar wrote
Reply to Amazon has a donkey meat problem by WildVelociraptor
Clicked for donkey meat, article only talks about donkey slime/goo
[deleted] t1_ja0l78k wrote
Reply to comment by BoneDogtheWonderBoy in Man charged after eating stolen chips dropped by thief, police say by jab116
Go through and attack? It takes no going through. It’s all you do. As far as attack, you have a funny definition. I point out that you do it, you claim that me noticing offends you.
Just like me pointing out that you completely mischaracterized my comment but instead of owning it, you pivot to being shocked that I pointed these things out.
The truth is right in this discussion. I said a thing that you don’t agree with. Maybe you think my comment or opinion is wrong, and so you decided to call me names and insult me.
There is no rewriting history. This is what happened.
Sirgeeeo t1_ja0l26j wrote
Reply to Amazon has a donkey meat problem by WildVelociraptor
Amazon has developed a device that allows the user to harvest donkey meat without killing the animal
BoneDogtheWonderBoy t1_ja0kdtz wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Man charged after eating stolen chips dropped by thief, police say by jab116
Ooh thanks for the reminder, I left “go through their post history for anything to attack them with” off of the bingo card. Well done.
abruzzo79 t1_ja0k275 wrote
Well played.
ViscountessKeller t1_ja0jt3q wrote
Reply to comment by ShrekJohnson27 in Face of man banned from every women's toilets in UK by Elsa87
Nah, you're lying.
RuzkinH t1_ja0jp30 wrote
Reply to comment by ctiger12 in Vegetable shortages in UK could be ‘tip of iceberg’, says farming union by Mighty_L_LORT
Damn you for getting here way ahead of me. Take your upvote.
[deleted] t1_ja0j7tr wrote
Reply to Amazon has a donkey meat problem by WildVelociraptor
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tmp04567 t1_ja0iq21 wrote
Reply to Roald Dahl threatened publisher with ‘enormous crocodile’ if they changed his words by Mighty_L_LORT
Well florida do have a few of those. ^^https://news.yahoo.com/over-170-books-banned-florida-235606819.html
^https://ftw.usatoday.com/2023/02/massive-alligator-spotted-on-florida-golf-course-a-jurassic-moment
^https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article255699441.html
Laumser t1_ja0hymc wrote
Reply to McDonald's Croydon installs knife arch but diners won't be forced to use it by Prestonn2705
What's the fucking point of an voluntary knife arch?!
thefuzzface93 t1_ja0hkfq wrote
Reply to comment by Blackness93 in Vegetable shortages in UK could be ‘tip of iceberg’, says farming union by Mighty_L_LORT
Things seem genuinely chill here in France, food is like 10% more expensive, but I live in one of Frances most expensive areas so we haven't seen much of an increase.
PissedCaucasian t1_ja0h8fb wrote
Reply to comment by scarnyard in Amazon has a donkey meat problem by WildVelociraptor
Its literally a burrito.
mariejewell t1_ja0f8vr wrote
Reply to comment by gr_vythings in 'He kept shooting at me,' photographer wounded in Florida shooting says by joemamma8393
Lol i thought it was funny
Maureen_jacobs t1_ja0etuz wrote
Reply to comment by Voxination in Lawyer argues fetus of jailed pregnant woman is being illegally detained by He-is
Even better argument
Maureen_jacobs t1_ja0erza wrote
Impressive
MagicalGirlEmi t1_ja0e58h wrote
Reply to comment by scarnyard in Amazon has a donkey meat problem by WildVelociraptor
Chariots487 t1_ja0dr47 wrote
Reply to Roald Dahl threatened publisher with ‘enormous crocodile’ if they changed his words by Mighty_L_LORT
There was a live action Lyle, Lyle Crocodile movie last year. Make of that what you will.
Fracture_98 t1_ja0dfte wrote
Reply to Amazon has a donkey meat problem by WildVelociraptor
I think if you're taking an "anti-hemorrhage supplement", your list of "Things to Worry About" can certainly include "donkey gelatin", but it should also include "why am I hemorrhaging".
KahuTheKiwi t1_ja0d8bb wrote
Reply to comment by Torugu in Vegetable shortages in UK could be ‘tip of iceberg’, says farming union by Mighty_L_LORT
Russian oil companies put the price of oil up and caused inflation?
Please do explain it to me.
[deleted] t1_ja0d33w wrote
Reply to comment by BoneDogtheWonderBoy in Man charged after eating stolen chips dropped by thief, police say by jab116
That’s not what my post was at all. I said people were attacking the cops (calling them racist and idiots) rather than acknowledging that taking the chips is still stealing if he knew that they had been dropped in the act of theft. I was suggesting that it’s still unlawful and the right thing would have been for him to return them. I didn’t call for his life to be ruined. I’ve even said multiple times that I don’t think he should be prosecuted. I’ve said he needs psychiatric help and assistance. The police have ways of getting people assessments and help. I said that him getting picked up can lead to him getting the help he needs. No straw man. No attacking the post or people. My post wasn’t at all what you are pretending it was. You came looking for a fight which is why you attacked and bullied me right away. You weren’t trying to have a conversation. I can look through your past posts and see that this is what you do. You look for comments that reflect alternative ideas and then you lash out at those people. This is no exception. This is what you do regularly. Your post history is full flog arguments with strangers. The proof is right there
nsnyder t1_ja0d27i wrote
Reply to comment by tman37 in Roald Dahl threatened publisher with ‘enormous crocodile’ if they changed his words by Mighty_L_LORT
If I had my way, then Dahl's books would be in the public domain by now and anyone could publish any version they wanted. But if we're going to have copyright extend for decades after the author's death then the copyright holders are going to be the ones deciding whether to make edits. Maybe they make good decisions, or maybe they make dumb ones (I think some of the edits here are pretty clumsy and pointless, and it seems likely if Dahl were alive he'd object to at least some of them), but since Dahl is dead the people who he left the rights to are going to have to make these calls much as Dahl did when he was alive. It's totally fine to criticize them, but the idea that books never get changed or that Dahl's books never got changed when he was alive is just not true.
RyanfaeScotland t1_ja0c6yu wrote
Reply to comment by warrant2k in Lawyer argues fetus of jailed pregnant woman is being illegally detained by He-is
>Also add carpool lanes
Simpson's Virginia did it. (or are doing at least).
Imaginary-Voice1902 t1_ja0bzcy wrote
Reply to comment by AqUaNtUmEpIc in Greater Manchester Fire and Rescue Service 'bans' use of fireman by nimobo
There really aren’t more pressing matters than controlling how people describe themselves?
sithelephant t1_ja0bf6e wrote
Reply to Roald Dahl threatened publisher with ‘enormous crocodile’ if they changed his words by Mighty_L_LORT
Dahl had the option, when writing his will, or signing the initial contracts, to put in various conditions as to what could be done with his work.
He chose not to. Amongst other things, this would have reduced those works value.
The recent controversy might be better written as '$30B company gets massive free advertising for their product on which they have a monopoly for 30 years'.
It's nothing to do with the author any more. The only people that benefit meaningfully after the death of the author are the lawyers and the corporate system.
bigsoupsteve t1_ja0mey6 wrote
Reply to comment by Voxination in Lawyer argues fetus of jailed pregnant woman is being illegally detained by He-is
Actually, since the baby was technically sapping the mother's energy, it should receive a reward for assisting in the arrest.