Recent comments in /f/nottheonion
ShrekJohnson27 t1_ja0ax4k wrote
Reply to comment by ViscountessKeller in Face of man banned from every women's toilets in UK by Elsa87
That’s literally my friend you bozo! 😂 I don’t know how to make it any clearer without giving away my identity to a weirdo obsessed with saying I’m lying and I do NOT want to open that can of worms 💀 went to school with her my whole life, Liberty Middle School you flaming idiot. Also wdym why would I give you the insta???? You asked for proof 800 times like a repetitive robot that can’t say anything else
krackas2 t1_ja0atft wrote
Reply to comment by Infernalism in Lawyer argues fetus of jailed pregnant woman is being illegally detained by He-is
They are people. Baby is free to leave the prison at any time.
Zxcc24 t1_ja09swh wrote
Reply to comment by eagle4123 in Vegetable shortages in UK could be ‘tip of iceberg’, says farming union by Mighty_L_LORT
Lettuce see what happens.
soilhalo_27 t1_ja09fo3 wrote
If it's considered a person it's illegally imprisoned. I think what this all comes down to is she isn't getting the prenatal care she should be getting.
localgasgiant t1_ja08t17 wrote
Reply to comment by Southwestbesttest in Amazon has a donkey meat problem by WildVelociraptor
Perhaps they just wanted to cuddle
Lukeno94 t1_ja08oz7 wrote
Reply to comment by Urgullibl in Wife and her parents beat up man for forgetting their wedding anniversary by Antony-007
Easy enough to verify that it's real though - see the Hindustan Times.
lilyintx t1_ja085zj wrote
If they’re going to treat fetuses as protected people then hell yeah this is a good argument. The fetus can’t control what the mom does it deserves to be set free. You can’t have it both ways
PJJefferson t1_ja07x5m wrote
Reply to comment by Independent_Ad_2073 in Jewish patients felt victimized by artwork made by Gazzan children by asharif_
I guarantee I’d find different comments from you online, if the art in question was a statue of a Confederate general, or anti-gay pastor.
Bobrakis t1_ja07uu8 wrote
Reply to comment by RockyMountainHigh- in Vegetable shortages in UK could be ‘tip of iceberg’, says farming union by Mighty_L_LORT
Guessing you didn't see that Channel 4 reporter's tweet of a fully stocked Ukrainian supermarket then?
tman37 t1_ja07ush wrote
Reply to comment by nsnyder in Roald Dahl threatened publisher with ‘enormous crocodile’ if they changed his words by Mighty_L_LORT
>he did make changes to the Oompa-Loompas
The key idea here is he made changes, which is his prerogative as the author. He had a problem with someone else changing his words. This leads me to believe that he would be appalled at what the publisher did but might have agreed to make changes if they were presented to him.
The big problem isn't the change (although the reasoning is stupid) it the fact that you don't get to change the author's words and pretend it is still written by the author. Some of the changes completely change the imagery in the book and we can't know if Dahl would been ok with changing those images.
redditsowngod t1_ja07bym wrote
Reply to comment by needaburnerbaby in Jewish patients felt victimized by artwork made by Gazzan children by asharif_
What a stupid chicken or the egg situation you’ve presented. One side morally deserves to be on that land, and the other is supported by tens of millions in military aid yearly, with a defence system unmatched by most other developed nations. Why are you riding Israel’s dick so hard as if they are a shining example of morality??
Rosebunse t1_ja06vd6 wrote
Reply to Amazon has a donkey meat problem by WildVelociraptor
It's one thing to use animals, but products needs to be marked as being vegetarian and vegan. Or, alternatively, that they contain animal products.
needaburnerbaby t1_ja065vl wrote
Reply to comment by redditsowngod in Jewish patients felt victimized by artwork made by Gazzan children by asharif_
Yah if you fire missiles at a neighbouring country they are gonna fire back. That part isn’t rocket science. Again. Are you gonna get mad at their own government for not investing in schools, roads, hospitals, irrigations systems, anything. Nope. Instead it’s Israel’s fault. Why? Cause fuck them Jews.
Bubbagumpredditor t1_ja064tf wrote
Reply to comment by GlobalTravelR in Vegetable shortages in UK could be ‘tip of iceberg’, says farming union by Mighty_L_LORT
I'm sure something will turnip
fluffybottom t1_ja05fq4 wrote
Reply to comment by Mod_Accountability in Lawyer argues fetus of jailed pregnant woman is being illegally detained by He-is
Actually, that’s true. Think about yourself.
Mky12345pi3 t1_ja054f6 wrote
Reply to comment by TravelinDan88 in Amazon has a donkey meat problem by WildVelociraptor
An they still haven’t got no upvotes what is this
redditsowngod t1_ja04u9r wrote
Reply to comment by needaburnerbaby in Jewish patients felt victimized by artwork made by Gazzan children by asharif_
And if they can’t provide then the people under said government deserve to be bombed? I’m failing to see your logic.
needaburnerbaby t1_ja04odi wrote
Reply to comment by redditsowngod in Jewish patients felt victimized by artwork made by Gazzan children by asharif_
Because I expect an elected government to provide for its citizens instead of building bombs and digging tunnels to kill their enemy?? Weird logic but I learned long ago reasoning with people about this topic on Reddit is impossible.
Cetun t1_ja04chk wrote
Reply to Roald Dahl threatened publisher with ‘enormous crocodile’ if they changed his words by Mighty_L_LORT
Good thing the publisher wasn't from Florida, they would take that as a sign of approval.
KingJTheG t1_ja03f85 wrote
This headline definitely sounds like The Onion lol
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ThePresidentsNipples t1_ja022ui wrote
Reply to comment by TravelinDan88 in Amazon has a donkey meat problem by WildVelociraptor
No worries I got you
SteO153 t1_ja01x65 wrote
Reply to comment by Southwestbesttest in Amazon has a donkey meat problem by WildVelociraptor
In some regions of Italy donkey meat is traditional. When in Verona I had nice pasta with donkey ragu. As usual, it is the classic "my culture is better than your culture, stop eating donkey meat".
speculatrix t1_ja01iv8 wrote
Reply to comment by Fetlocks_Glistening in Woman mistakenly eats crisp that could have won £100k by Sandstorm400
Free trip to Graceland, and medical treatment for obesity from eating too many crisps.
BoneDogtheWonderBoy t1_ja0bd09 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Man charged after eating stolen chips dropped by thief, police say by jab116
You said a thing attacking the entire post with a ridiculous straw man. You claimed that because people found the arrest to be uncalled for, that somehow law & order has broken down and people are advocating for anarchy. Your innocent comment was straight up dishonest at best. When me, and many other people called that out, you immediately got defensive and instead of actually trying to defend or explain your opinion, you went straight to wholly unrelated, based on nothing personal insults about masculinity. You lost your mind because people accurately called your callous comment, callous.
And STILL you won’t answer the simple question of who was he harming or abusing? This is your chance to explain your position, or admit that you’re using wildly inaccurate statements to appeal not to logic or reason, but to emotion. You brought up his past charges as if that has any relevance on whether or not the arrest was warranted.
And since then, you’ve tried to claim some kind of moral high ground, pretending that you thought that a jail sentence would actually be of help to him.
So far you’ve used absurd strawman arguments, went straight to personal attacks, brought up unrelated issues to character assassinate the suspect, “relished the confrontation”, made a “heads I win, tails you lose” conditions to assure your “victory” regardless of response, and now youre trying to walk it back and paint yourself as the calm rational one. It’s hilariously, textbook predictable and transparent. Seriously, just compare me to Hitler and you’ve filled out the entire sad internet loser bingo card. If you have the capacity for self reflection, I hope that this was a humbling and eye opening experience for you. But I somehow doubt it will be.