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TravelinDan88 t1_ja00z0e wrote
Reply to comment by OneFingerIn in Amazon has a donkey meat problem by WildVelociraptor
I have but one upvote to give.
CurseofLono88 t1_ja00xsm wrote
Reply to comment by Jampine in Roald Dahl threatened publisher with ‘enormous crocodile’ if they changed his words by Mighty_L_LORT
I’d honestly prefer it if instead of changing the words they’d just put an editor’s warning at the start of the book like some streaming services do for old outdated child’s shows and movies with harmful depictions
ButterscotchSure6589 t1_ja00o52 wrote
Ireland has the same problem, apparently there it's cos of climate change, here it's cos of brexit.
[deleted] t1_ja007cd wrote
Reply to comment by BoneDogtheWonderBoy in Man charged after eating stolen chips dropped by thief, police say by jab116
Keep in mind. This is all because I said a thing and you disagreed. I voiced a benign opinion and you lashed out calling me an authoritarian, empathy lacking, privileged baby. You don’t know me. I gave an honest opinion and even after you repeatedly insulted me, I gave honest replies without insulting you back. At this point, it’s spiraled. And yes, I’ve been enjoying how outrageous your replies have been. I have not been kind today but you keep taking swing at me and have from your very first sentence. You have been rude and argumentative and initiated an argument with me. You’re now trying to make it seem like this is all me. That’s fine. This is very fun for me. I’m enjoying your replies quite a bit. But you’ve been a bully this whole time so I’ll never apologize for where this has gone. I said a thing. Get over it.
Malforus t1_j9zzzw4 wrote
Reply to comment by ButterscotchSure6589 in Greater Manchester Fire and Rescue Service 'bans' use of fireman by nimobo
If you have a woman firefighter and Thad decides to use it as a lever to be a limp hanging genital than it can me.
freedom_from_factism t1_j9zzylg wrote
Reply to comment by SillyCubensis in Amazon has a donkey meat problem by e-r_bridge
Ha! A boss of mine some 20 years ago told me the bible said we would know the apocalypse was eminent when there was an emphasis on the butt.
Damn.
OneFingerIn t1_j9zzlry wrote
Reply to comment by Southwestbesttest in Amazon has a donkey meat problem by WildVelociraptor
Nothing. Eating ass has become much more common.
BoneDogtheWonderBoy t1_j9zzi0d wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Man charged after eating stolen chips dropped by thief, police say by jab116
Ah yes the “I told them to reply, so if they do, I win, and if they don’t, I win” play. Really only makes sense if you’re that desperate for wins in your life that making up some weird self serving conditions that guarantee your “victory”. Your every attempt at a comeback just makes you look sadder. Still dodging those simple questions huh? Can’t be faced to defend your own words so you’re just doubling down on the fantasy you made out of me to try to recover some of your wounded ego? Sounds like you need the W more than I do.
SisyphusPolitico t1_j9zzebl wrote
Reply to comment by Khemith in Face of man banned from every women's toilets in UK by Elsa87
Lol you moron. Its a logic loop. Project much?
Theres no fucking trans even in this - a cis man was perving on women in cis gendered bathrooms. This, as other commentators noted, is a fucking proof of point that anti trans sentiment is stupid.
You personally tho can go take whatever genitals you have and apply them directly to yourself.
CurlSagan t1_j9zyxjp wrote
Reply to Amazon has a donkey meat problem by WildVelociraptor
I can relate to this because I also have a problem with an excess of ass meat.
sparksofthetempest t1_j9zytyx wrote
Reply to Roald Dahl threatened publisher with ‘enormous crocodile’ if they changed his words by Mighty_L_LORT
Fans of Dahl should check out his early TV show “Way Out” (on YouTube). Although a few are missing, this B/W anthology show is similar to the original TZ and is of course frequently non-PC.
Southwestbesttest t1_j9zyfy2 wrote
Reply to Amazon has a donkey meat problem by WildVelociraptor
Whats wrong with eating donkeys?
Fetlocks_Glistening t1_j9zycv3 wrote
Had no idea there was a money value to crisp shapes. How much do you get if you get an Elvis?
stomach t1_j9zxq60 wrote
Reply to comment by Jampine in Roald Dahl threatened publisher with ‘enormous crocodile’ if they changed his words by Mighty_L_LORT
the worst part is these MF's have spent absolutely zero time thinking about what their tiny portion of 'perfect', 'moral', perpetually online people are suppose to do to change anything once the dust settles and they've banished 95% of their own party from their ranks. i'd bet good money their voting participation records are well below average, too
Rickshmitt t1_j9zxiqi wrote
Better plant some poratoes!
StudMuffinNick OP t1_j9zxfk3 wrote
Reply to comment by DaveOJ12 in Arizona hiker convicted of starting forest fires to be rescued by StudMuffinNick
Weird, yeah thats what the title said. When i insert the link, i didnt change the title per Rule #1 and posted. Didnt look and notice the change.
Masticatron t1_j9zxcor wrote
Reply to Amazon has a donkey meat problem by WildVelociraptor
If anyone can beat donkey meat, it's Jeff Bezos.
GlobalTravelR t1_j9zwf07 wrote
Reply to comment by Crooked_Cock in Vegetable shortages in UK could be ‘tip of iceberg’, says farming union by Mighty_L_LORT
Yeah, the skyrocketing food prices are already taking half of every workers' celery.
ViscountessKeller t1_j9zw7p7 wrote
Reply to comment by ShrekJohnson27 in Face of man banned from every women's toilets in UK by Elsa87
Yeah, you linked some random woman's instagram. Good job.
You're not very good at this whole 'lying' thing, are you? And why the hell would you give your friend's private account to a complete rando?
I mean, obviously because this woman isn't actually your friend, although she -might- be your stalking victim.
GlobalTravelR t1_j9zw3w6 wrote
Reply to comment by InternetPeon in Vegetable shortages in UK could be ‘tip of iceberg’, says farming union by Mighty_L_LORT
The sun will come out Tomato.
ShrekJohnson27 t1_j9zvz3k wrote
Reply to comment by ViscountessKeller in Face of man banned from every women's toilets in UK by Elsa87
I told you I’d link their insta, she don’t use Reddit
Liquidwombat t1_j9zvwtm wrote
Reply to comment by lazarus78 in Lawyer argues fetus of jailed pregnant woman is being illegally detained by He-is
Fair enough, different motivation, same result
Domestica t1_j9zvw73 wrote
The contest was for whoever could find the “most heart shaped” crisp. The picture should have sufficed just fine. All around stupid promotion
TheBigSalami t1_j9zvs17 wrote
The judge said he could pay the $293,000 restitution in monthly installments of $200. Sounds like the judge wanted him held liable but didn't want to ruin his life over it.
scarnyard t1_ja01eza wrote
Reply to Amazon has a donkey meat problem by WildVelociraptor
Es carne de burro